Well here's the next chapter.
Chapter 13- Here we go again
(Time Skip- 13 hours)
Flaky tossed and turned in her bed and then woke up. At least I know what I did yesterday. What did I do yesterday? Oh yeah I walked outside I went to Russell's house, got chased by a mob, I killed some people, Evil saved me and then things went from there. Flaky looked at the clock. "10:00 o'clock, I shouldn't wake him up...yet"" Flaky lifted up the covers and got out of bed, but something else caught her eye. Flaky looked under the sheets. Oh my God! He slept next to me...naked!
Flaky put the sheet down and was about to walk towards the bathroom, but for some reason she could not identify, she had the sudden urge to take another look, so she did anyway. Wow, it-it's pretty big Flaky walked towards the bath room once again. "Hey! The next time you try to sneak away, you should try not to leave at 10:00 o'clock in the morning or wake me up."
Flaky turned around to see Evil smiling smugly at her. "H-how did you know that I was leaving?" Flaky asked timidly. "You lifted the sheets up twice, and then I heard your foot steps. Of course I'm going to wake up!" Evil got out of bed and walked towards the bedroom door. "Ew! Aren't you going to put on some clothes?" Flaky said trying to look away. Evil looked down at his body. "Why? Do I need to?" He growled.
"W-well yeah, I mean your naked so it's kind of a problem...well not to my eyes at least." Flaky said. Evil took three steps closer to Flaky. "I'm in my own home. I can walk ass naked around it if I wanted to. Now get yourself ready, you have a lot to do." Evil stepped away from Flaky and walked over to the closet. Gosh, he was like right in front of me...naked! He's such a pervert...a homicidal one.
Thirty minutes later Flaky stepped out the shower and dried herself off. I just hope I don't go on any dangerous missions! Or worse, the bloody ones! Flaky put on her usual clothing and walked out the bathroom and went downstairs to the kitchen. "G-good morning Evil." Flaky said as she hugged him. "Are you afraid of me?" Evil asked. "N-no! Why w-would I be scared of you?" Flaky stammered.
"Good, because after this you're gonna do some training!" Evil hissed. Flaky gulped. Tr-training? Flaky removed her arms from around Evil's neck and walked over to the fridge. Flaky opened the fridge and looked inside. Oh let's see, beer, beer, and...oh look! More beer! Flaky closed the fridge and sat down at the table with Evil. "H-how am I supposed to eat breakfast when all you have is beer and coffee?" Flaky asked timidly.
"That is breakfast. Well at least to me." Evil said. He got up went to the freezer and took out a clear glass bottle. "What's that?" Flaky asked. ""This is vodka." Evil poured out half of it out in a glass and then handed it to Flaky. Flaky looked at the glass with a worried expression on her face. "Well? Aren't you gonna drink it?" Evil growled. Flaky looked down at the glass and hesitated to pick it up. He probably poisoned it or drugged it.
Flaky took the glass up and gulped the drink down. The burning sensation stung the back of Flaky's throat, and then her stomach. After another two more gulps Flaky started to get used to it. Flaky put the glass down and looked up at Evil. "So...what's next?" she asked. "Training." Evil grabbed Flaky's arm and pulled her out back. "S-so what's first?" Flaky asked timidly.
"Well the first thing you need to know is how to defend yourself incase some bastard thinks they can fight back. The first thing about this that you need to know is how to get your self out of a pin." Without warning, Evil swiftly pinned Flaky down in a heart beat. Wow this looks really awkward. "Okay, try to get out of this." Evil said. Flaky tried to free her arms but Evil's strong masculine arms wouldn't permit. "I can't! You're to strong!" Flaky said still struggling.
Evil sighed heavily. "Figure it out Flaky." Figure it out? I have no use of my limbs! Wait a minute my only free moving part of my body is my head! Flaky drew her head back plunged it into Evil's fore head. "Ahhh! Bitch!" Evil immediately got off of Flaky and clutched his bloody forehead. "Oh my God! Evil are you okay?!" Flaky rushed over Evil, who at this point was laying in fetal position. Wait a minute he doesn't look hur-
In a split second Evil sprang up and slammed Flaky to the ground. Flaky looked up an saw Evil completely unharmed. "Wha-what was that for!" Flaky slowly pulled herself up and held on to Evil. "Number one, no matter how much your enemy is hurt, or seems hurt, you kill them! And number two, why the fuck would you head butt me with your quills!" Evil hissed still holding on to his bloody fore head.
"Oh, uh well I'm sorry." Flaky said timidly. Evil said heavily and shook Flaky violently. "Stop saying you're sorry! This is useless, Flaky just use what's around you." Evil let go of the porcupine's shoulders and walked back inside. "So...what are we going to do today?" Flaky asked. "You're going on another mission at the hardware store, and don't fuck it up!" Evil growled.
One hour later Evil and Flaky were in the forest areas right behind the hardware store. "Alright you know what to do right?" Evil said as he inspected the area. What did he tell me to do? "Uh y-yeah!" Flaky blurted out. "Good, we go in, I distract those bastards and you come from behind and kill them." Evil said. Distract them? They'll know who he is! "Um Evil wouldn't they run from you? I mean you have those piercing green eyes and all" Flaky said timidly. "That's why I brought this!" Evil took out a round purple case. "What's that?" Flaky asked.
Evil opened the case and showed it to Flaky. "These are pac man contacts, they'll me look like one of those peachy bastards especially Flippy." Peachy bastards? I have pac man eyes too! I wonder if I laugh him, will he kill me? "Flaky, Flaky!" Flaky snapped out of her thoughts and turned to see a very angry bear. "Hey! Are you coming or not!" He snarled. "O-of course I'm coming!" Flaky said nervously. "Good. Let's go." Evil led Flaky around the front of the store.
Flaky and Evil Flippy walked through the automatic front doors and was greeted by a purple deer with white face paint covering nearly all his face and was wearing an orange apron over a blue and white sweater. "Hi Mime!" Flaky said cheerfully. Mime waved back as a response. "And you remember Ev- I mean Flippy right?" she said nervously. Mime's eyes widened and wrinkles appeared around his eyes
Oh great, the traumatized look. He probably still remembers the night at the movie theater, the time I threw Flippy a party, the time Flippy ran him over, and the time Flippy killed him at the carnival! There was a brief silence between the two. Mime put his hand behind his neck and looked elsewhere. Evil nudged Flaky in her side. "Tell him!" He whispered. I'm gonna loose another friend again. "Hey Mime, we uh came here to buy some tiles." Flaky said.
Mime's face lit up and led Flaky and Evil to aisle 15, which was in the back of the store. "Alright Flaky, just as I planned, there's an aisle for appliances, that were gonna pass and drills are the first items on the shelves. And possibly there will be one out of the box." Evil whispered to Flaky. Okay Flaky you can do this...I think Flaky saw the aisle with all of the drills and long nails. Flaky took one of drills off the table and two nails and hid them behind her back. Mime led the two to the tile aisle. Mime pointed to all the assorted tiles. Evil nudged Flaky to give her the signal.
Flaky put the nail on the drill and quietly snuck up behind Mime, but Mime already heard Flaky approaching so he quickly turned around to see Flaky sobbing. Flaky closed her eyes and looked away as she drilled the nail into his head. Even though she couldn't hear his screams, she felt his blood splashing on her face and hear it splashing on the tiles. Flaky pulled the drill out of Mime's head and looked at the bloody scene.
Mime's head had a clean hole through the middle of his head and blood profusely pouring out like a water fountain. Flaky's sobs turned into heavy breathing. Flaky ran across the aisle and buried her head in her hands. Oh my God! I just killed one of the few friends I have left! I can't live with myself, or like this! I'm just doing this please Evil Flippy and for my life! Evil came next to Flaky and sat down next to her. "Flaky get up! We have to leave this aisle" He said softly in her ear.
"No! I don't care about my life anymore, kill me if you want that'll set me free." Flaky said in a muffled voice. She doesn't care anymore? Maybe I could just gross her out. Flaky jolted up and held the side of her neck. "Ew! Don't ever lick my neck again!" Evil grabbed Flaky's arm and ran to the end of the aisle. Evil stopped and looked to see if any body was there, but there was.
"Hey Flaky look who's working! It's that beaver with no hands! How the hell is he sawing that price of wood anyway? Oh well who the hell cares he has a saw so you know what to do right?" Evil said. Flaky laughed nervously and snuck up behind Handy but kept her distance. Evil walked up in front of Handy. "Oh hi Flippy!" Handy cheerfully said. Damn it! I have to talk like him also! God I'm gonna sound so...peachy. "Um I'm gonna need some ply wood" He said trying to sound like Flippy.
Handy clumsily dropped the saw and led "Flippy" to the ply wood section. Flaky picked up the saw and followed Handy. Evil saw Flaky coming and chuckled slightly. "Hey stubs! Turn around!" Handy turned around to see Flaky with the saw heading towards his head. "Ahhhh!" Instead of sawing Handy in the head for a quick and easy death, Flaky chose to make a deep gash in Handy's stomach to make his death long, slow, and painful. Evil walked over to Flaky and looked at the body.
"Wow Flakes a slow death, you may be a good apprentice after all." A good apprentice?! And did he call me Flakes? That's what my friends call me...wait a minute what friends do I have now? Flaky looked at a slowly dying Handy who was coughing up blood and twitching uncontrollably. "Hey Flaky! Check this guy out!" Flaky looked to see Evil eyeing a new target. Flaky rushed to the demonic bear's side to see him looking at a lavender mole who wore purple glasses and was stocking the light bulbs in the sink section.
Come on! A blind guy? This isn't sick anymore...it's brutal! "Alright Flaky this should be an easy one even for you, here use this." Evil handed her a long nail a hammer. "Wha-what do you want me to do?" Flaky asked timidly. "I mean I just can't kill a blind guy Evil it's too harsh an-" Flaky immediately stopped talking when she realized that Evil had his hand over her mouth and held a Bowie knife to her neck. "Do or die!"
Flaky pushed Evil off of her and took the nail and hammer. Flaky walked into the aisle where Mole was working and sighed heavily. Well, at least he's blind! But not deaf. Flaky abruptly turned around to him. "Wait! I can't do it! What's my motivation anyway?" She asked. "Your motivation? You want a motive to kill this guy? Well he killed you before! And he heard your screams. So that's your motive, now go!" Evil pushed her into the aisle. Evil ripped off a cabinet door off of a dicast model of a sink and followed behind Flaky.
Evil placed the cabinet door on the floor and then tapped Mole's shoulder. Mole turned to the direction that Evil tapped him and "looked" around blindly. Oh now I see what he wants me to do. Flaky pushed Mole down on the cabinet door. Mole rubbed the back of his head and was about to get up but Flaky pressed the nail lightly against Mole's head and then lifted the hammer up in the air. As usual Flaky closed her eyes as she hammered the nail into Mole's head. Ten seconds and 14 pounds later, Flaky looked at Mole's head.
It was nailed down to the board and almost looked like a head on a plaque. Flaky dropped the hammer and slowly backed away. "Wait! I almost forgot!" Evil pulled out his Bowie knife and cut Mole's head off. "Hey Flaky catch!" Evil threw the head into Flaky's arms. "Ahhhh!" Flaky dropped the bloody head and backed away. "Come on Flaky, don't be such a little milquetoast and hold your damn trophy with pride! And now where gonna find you another sorry bitch to kill!"
Evil looked around the other aisles. "And speaking of sorry bitches, there's one in aisle seven! I don't know why she just happens to be here anyway!" Flaky looked to see who was in the aisle. "Leah! Leah works here?" Flaky said frantically. "Flaky face your fears and I promise that we can leave after this." Evil pushed Flaky in the aisle with Leah in it. Alright Flaky, be brave for once in your life!
Flaky walked in the aisle and casually approached Leah. "Hey Leah! Still looking for a man? 'Cause I think they all stopped looking for you!" Flaky laughed. "You bitch!" Leah punched Flaky down to the ground. Flaky slowly got up and spat out three teeth, but Leah already picked up a box of tiles and smashed it on the left side of Flaky's face. Flaky fell back down and felt a throbbing pain on her left eye and the upper left side of her jaw. I can't even stand up again! This might probably be the end!"
Flaky managed to turn over on her back and saw that Leah was gone. where did she go? Flaky tilted her head slightly up and saw Leah with a sinister smile on her face and was holding the same bloody saw Flaky used to kill Handy. Shit! I'm dead now! "With you out of the way Flippy can be all mine!" Leah pinned Flaky down and moved the saw closer to Flaky's face. Well there's only one way out of this...
Flaky drew her head back as far as she could and plunged it into Leah's face. Leah dropped the saw and clutched her bloody fore head, Leah pulled a few quills out of her forehead and then reached for the saw. Where the hell did I drop it? Leah turned around to see Flaky kick her in the stomach making her fall to the floor. Flaky took up the saw and slowly sawed off Leah's head. Flaky threw the head aside and sawed off all the limbs on Leah's body. Flaky picked up Leah's head by the hair and walked out the aisle. Flaky threw the head in Evil's hands. "Here's your trophy, now let's leave this place!
Lumpy, the manager of the store walked out of his office and looked around the store and then went to the intercom. "Uh...clean up on aisle seven, fifteen, three, and five!"
Well I hoped you enjoyed. I'd like to thank Flipped Out Soldier for letting me use her OC Leah. Review! Or else I'll find you! (I'm just kidding! Or am I?)