Story:12-Cheaters, Tatsuha and Yuki over hear their lovers cheating (?!)

rating:T+ (yes i made that up, cuz it's not quite M but i don't think 13 year olds should be thinking about these things...not they don't already-JK)

genre:humor

warning:your imagination may get the best of you...

~Cheaters~

"Now, remind me again why I had to come with you to NG?" a very cranky author asked as he and his identical younger brother walked down the empty hall.

"Cuz I wanna see Suguru-chan," Tatsuha replied speeding up as they neared their destination.

"Again, why am I here?" Yuki unconciously picked up his speed to keep up.

"If Nakano-kun's not here and I'm with Suguru, then won't Shuichi be lonely?" Tatsuha was confident in his planning.

Unfortunately for Yuki, his plan actually made sense. He could just imagine Shuichi coming home and complaining that he didn't get any attention at work and no body cared about him or something like that. So he kept quiet as they closed the distance to the Bad Luck studio.

Tatsuha left Yuki to hurry over to his beloved. The blonde couldn't believe how commited his brother was to this relationship.

As he rounded the corner, Yuki nearly collided with his sibling.

About to ask what the problem was, he heard the yelling.

"You gotta open your mouth wider or it's not gonna fit!" The man was positive it was his own little pink lover speaking.

"I am not putting that in my mouth!" The second voice sounded younger, 'Suguru' Yuki guessed.

"C'mon, it's not that bad. I think you might like it if you try it."

Yuki glanced at his brother who looked just as confused as he felt.

"I told you, Shindou-san, it's not going to fi--!!"

"It fit!" Shuichi sounded as though he had made a big accomplishment.

"Mmmmff!" Suguru produced a muffled sound.

"Heehee, use your tongue. It helps."

"…" The two went silent.

"What the hell are those two doing in there?" Tatsuha's voice appeared pale, "You don't think their…?"

Yuki lifted his brow as if to say, 'Like Shuichi would even dare cheat on me?' Cheating on the great Uesugi Yuki—not only was it improbable and impossible, it was down right terrifying.

"Yeah, of course they wouldn't…"

"Ptu!"

"Fujisaki, your not suppose to take it out! Eww, now it's all sticky…" Shuichi whined.

"How am I suppose to leave it in my mouth?!"

"Hah, now your mouth is all white. That's what you get for not leaving it in like I told you to."

-Bam!- The studio door flew open.

"Shuichi, how dare you dirty my dear Suguru!" Tatsuha cried. Yuki stood close behind, his face to horrific for words.

"What?" The two ukes stared wide-eyed at the intruders.

"What the bajeebers are you yelling about, Tatsuha?" Suguru wiped his lips of a white, powdery subsance with one hand while the other held a very large white jawbreaker.

"Um…what were you two doing in here?"

"Fujisaki told me he never had a jawbreaker before, so I got to get him his first one!" Shuichi jumped in.

"First and last." Suguru tossed the candy into a nearby trash can, "Those things are absolutely repolsive."

Tatsuha nearly collapsed with relief.

"I'm going home." Yuki turned to leave.

"What? Why~? Yuuuuki!" Shuichi ran after his boyfriend.

Tatsuha collapsed in a nearby chair as Suguru continued to wipe the sugar from his face.

end

A/N: first story in 2 months...humor me and pretend you thought the two were actually cheating so at the end you go "oh...you silly girl, you had me using my dirty mind..." (i know this idea is used all the time, but i just couldn't resist.)