Hey, Lucina.

Lucina: What?

(Leans in all creepy close like.) Ba-na-na.

Lucina: I will shoot you.

Never mind!

Sum of u libruls r gettin upsat abot the TRUTH in my storey. Yall say Yall wil do bad thins 2 me if I post chaptar 13? Well, fin. THEIR IS NO CHAPTAR 13!(Imagi: My God. How much can this b**** prove she stupid? Me: All of it.)

Also my KRISSmes brake is ovar now so im beck in scol. That mens im in Mr Jonsons class agen and he alredy sed that Becky was rite abot sumthin wen she razed her hand and ansared a questan (She sad that humens wer in the primat ordar OFF COARSE MR JONSON WUD THANK THATS RITE(Lucina: What, that theory that monkeys evolved into humans?)) but sed I was ron wen I ansared a difrant questan (I sed that see spanges are pants but Mr Jonson sed they were anemals. I men he evan brot a ded on into class 2 sho us and it CLERGY wasnt an enemal(Narrator: You, are stupid. They don't need organs to be animals.)) latter. LIBRUL BYASS!(Me: WE DON'T CARE!)

CHAP 14: THEIR IS NO CHAP 13

(Me: Sure their isn't.)

I was scarred abot the four hoarsemans cumin 2 get me wile I slapped. Lauren and I had 2 take turds been awake so that noone culd snek upon is. Lauren was relly pritty wen she sleped but I didnt kiss her on the lips becuz that is what lesbans do and im not a lesban. Also noone snacked upon us that nite.(Imagi: You know, I think she's a lesbian! Narrator: [In a top hat and holding a cup of tea LIKE A SIR.] You don't say good chap?) The naxt day I was lissening 2 Rash Limbag on the radio with Lauren and Lank and Oak(Me: BEFORE THAT DOUCHE ASKS, I'M A BOY!) and I reelized wat the for hoarsemans were dong last nite.(Me: Probably having more fun than us...) "Today acorn(Lucina: DAMN YOU ACORN!) rugged the electron in Germeny so that Adolg Hetlure is now there presadent agen. They also riged it in Asia so that Mosey Dong is now presadent of Asia agen to.(Imagi: ASIA'S THE CONTINENT YOU RACIST A**HOLE!) And they also got King Jorge the Thud electred King of Britainland agen by latting Mikey Moose(Narrator: He sounds like Mickey Mouse's retarded cousin.) vote. Also Mr Jonson is now the principle of my frend Saras scool in Soth Caralena becuz Obaba premoted him.(Me: That's not how it works...) He also fired all the good Christen teechers and replaced them with otter athists like Charls Darwen and Ricard Dawkans and Lennon and Clare Marx and his bruthers," Russ Limbog said.(Narrator: WHEN DID HE BRING THEM BACK TO LIFE?!) "Ono!" I said. Not onley was Barak Ovary(Lucina: Snicker!) the dictater of America and Zelda was the rular of Hirol but now Germeny and Asia and British and My Scule were also ran by evul pepole. I wasb afeared that evantully the entare world wod be run by comanism. "We shud tell the otter Christens in the Manshan" Kink sad.(Imagi: THE F*** IS WITH YOU AND OTTERS?!) "No they must of alredy lassened 2 Rosh tell it" Lauren sed. I new she was rite.(Imagi: They're actually too busy fighting over breakfast...) "But we ned 2 do sumthin" Ick sed.(Me: Kill Sara, then sacrifice her to Satin.) "I no" I sed "but we cant do anythin rite now becuz were all the way in Nentendor World and their in the reel world. Its not essay 2 go betwin them I neded God himself 2 do it."(Narrator: FINALLY, SOMETHING SHE CAN'T DO!) So we want 2 Chikfela agen to help fite the gay ajenda. We culled the otter Christens their so we had a huge meting 2 discus. We were all relly scarred by what happaned that day.(All: So are we.) We neded a plane for what 2 do but it was hard becuz of how far awey the reel world was from Nintando World. We preyed 2 God 2 show us the whey becuz we didnt no wat 2 do. God sant us a massage.(Imagi: MADE OUT OF KNIFES! MWAHAHAHA! Me: DAMN IT IMAGI, WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT WATCHING CHEESY MONSTER MOVIES?!) "Dont wory" God sed "u dont have 2 go to them theyll cum 2 u evantully. I no becuz im God and I no everthin thatll evar happen. U just ned 2 trane so that u can bet them."(Me: [Cocks shotgun.] I call for target practice!)

Shorter than expected... BUT, WE'RE AT 630 VIEWS!

(Confetti Poppers pop.)

Come on, we need more!

Imagi: Fine. PARTY CANNON V2...

Crap...

Imagi: CONFETTI CANNON!

KA-BLAM!