Total Drama Chatroom: Outside the Chatroom!
A/N: Sorry for the long wait! Hope you enjoy the special long super fudge covered chapter!
2 PM, Chris McLean's Office
"Once every often are so, there happen to be TDI Reunion shows or just times when everyone see's each other again. This is one of them." Says the once famous TDI host.
*Que Law and Order Sounds When Changing Time and Scene*
9 PM, Geoff and Bridgette's house
The following cast members, Courtney, Gwen, Trent, Bridgette, Tyler, Lindsay, Harold, Noah, Justin, Cody, and Owen have all gathered in British Columbia to celebrate another time with good friends. But the real question is.
HOW
LONG
CAN
JUSTIN
KEEP HIS SHIRT ON?
Oh and what the hell is with Gwen and Duncan? Eh, that's just back story triangle relationship bull shit.
LET THE BACKSTABBING BEGIN!
Wait Ezekiel isn't in this? Wows… enjoy your crappy fan fiction story.
No one's POV
"Well I'm glad you all could make it!" Bridgette says setting down some silver wear for everyone. "I hope you enjoy are home for the next day or so."
"Wait we have to stay?" Harold asks. "Fine, that's ight. But there is no way I am missing Dragon Ball Z Kai for this!"
"What the hell is-?" Justin starts to ask.
Harold then slaps a wooden katana to his lisps.
"I HAVE SPOKEN!" He shouts before running to the TV and watching his show.
"I don't get the big deal." Cody says. "It's just a remake with less blood and less swearing and-!"
All the sudden a metal knife hits the wall right above Cody's head.
"I'll shut up now…" Cody says sinking into his chair.
"Good!" Harold shouts
"Who's hungry?" Geoff says coming out with mini hot dogs.
"Wow… this is really good!" Owen says taking the whole plate. "Now only if Justin put one down his shirt!"
Justin scouts away from Owen but Owen scouts closer to him.
"I'll go to the bathroom…" Justin says running to the closest door.
"That's the closet!" Owen says chasing him into it.
Taking up to much space, the door breaks and they both fall out.
"Ha-ha, Owen and Justin came out of the closet!" Duncan says pointing and laughing at them.
"It was about time." Noah says sarcastically.
"At least I didn't make out with Cody's ear." Justin says getting up.
Cody sinks even deeper into his chair.
"I'm just surprised Geoff didn't blow up the kitchen." Noah says eating one.
"About that…" Geoff says scratching his neck.
"GEOFF! HOW THE HELL DID YOU BLOW UP THE MICROWAVE?" Bridgette screams.
"Umm… I put a metal into it…" Geoff says dropping the plate of hot dogs
"AND THE OVEN?"
"It over heated…" Geoff says picking them up.
"AND THE SINK!"
"Oh well I just kind of just destroyed it so it made the whole place look even cooler!" Geoff says beaming.
-20 minutes of pre-husband abuse later-
"Well that was fun." Noah says after the shouting finally ends.
"Where's Geoff?" Courtney asks.
"Oh, don't worry about him." Bridgette says cracking her knuckles.
"Here Gwen, let me get you a drink." Duncan says going to get her a soda.
All of the sudden, Trent dashes by and gets her a Coke before Duncan has a chance.
"Here" He says panting.
"I wanted a purple Fanta…" Gwen says.
Trent sprints back, and they start fighting over it while looking.
"I'll get it." Trent tells him.
"No I will!" Duncan says pushing Trent back.
They start fighting, and Duncan puts him in a headlock.
"Uncle!" Trent says squealing.
"Not so fast guitar boy." Duncan says flailing him. "Bridgette, if I can break something, what could it be."
"The dish washer." Bridgette says sarcastically.
"Ok." Duncan says throwing Trent into it. Trent's scream of agony is followed by the sound of something exploding.
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" Bridgette says going up to him. "Out! Now!"
"All right, good." Duncan says. "Because you don't have it. To the mini mart!" Duncan says getting his car keys from his seat.
"Already ahead of you!" Trent says running out the door.
Duncan follows him and the sound of two cars speeding off his heard.
"Wait… is something going on between you and Duncan?" Courtney asks Gwen.
"No! Never!" Gwen says.
"I don't think so!" Courtney says jumping onto Gwen as they both fall to the floor.
"Duncan's mine!" Courtney says.
"No! He's mine!" Gwen screams.
"Damn." Cody says snapping his fingers. "I thought I had a chance with Gwen."
"You always have Heather or Noah!" Justin says laughing.
"Yeah there both pretty hot… hey!" Cody says.
"Wait what?" Courtney says as she stops fighting, realizing Gwen has feelings for Duncan.
"That's right, I like Duncan." Gwen confesses. Have a problem with that, bitch?
"You whore!" Courtney says tackling her again.
"Cat fight!" Geoff screams running down the hall.
"Not so fast mister!" Bridgette says grabbing Geoff's ear. "You haven't finished reading how to be a better boy friend yet!"
"Can I just see the end of this? PLEEEASE?" he says with puppy dug eyes.
"Fine…" Bridgette says letting go of his ear.
"Twenty bucks on Gwen!" Geoff shouts.
"I put ten on Courtney." Noah says.
"Hey Lindsay… want to go talk privately in their bedroom?" Tyler asks.
"Sure Taylor!" Lindsay says getting up.
"It's Tyler!" he screams as they both get up and walk away.
Just as the fighting starts to get serious, Trent and Duncan run back into the house.
"I got you a 2 ounce bottle!" Trent says panting.
"While I got you a 12 pack." Duncan says smiling. "And I didn't get mugged."
"I didn't get mugged!" Trent says.
"Not yet you didn't." Duncan says throwing the cans at Trent, knocking him out cold.
"Mommy…" he says asleep while sucking his thumb.
"One less mouth to feed!" Geoff says.
"One less thing in this house to ruin!" Bridgette says.
"HYAH!" Harold screams at the T.V. before using his wooden katana to break the screen.
"What the hell was that for?" Bridgette screams at Harold.
Just for the record, Justin took off his shirt 3 minutes into the cat fight, to encourage them. Just for the record.
"The show ended!" Harold says. "I had to end the T.V. for being dishonorable!"
"Oh f*ck this I'm sick of you guys already. Geoff we're going to bed!" Bridgette says dragging him by his ear.
"But it's not my bed time!" Geoff says complaining.
"So, how about them Yankees?" Noah asks.
"How about them hot dogs?" Owen says as he eats them off the floor.
"MAKE OUT IN THE F*CKING GUEST ROOM!" Bridgette screams from her room.
"Yeesh, sorry." Tyler says leaving Bridgette's and Geoff's room.
"Come on Terone, let's go!" Lindsay says going into the guest room
"I'm not black! Wait, I mean my names Tyler!" Tyler says following her.
"Is he okay?" Gwen asks checking on Trent whose still KO'd.
"Why should you care?" Courtney says mocking her and putting her arms around Duncan, and Duncan gets her arms off of him
"What was that?" Courtney asks.
"I'm going to go take a bath now." Duncan says going into the bathroom.
As Duncan washes his hands, Tyler comes in.
"Dude I need a favor." Tyler says.
"Sure, what?" Duncan asks.
"I need some… protection…" Tyler says.
"Whoa buddy I don't have-…"
"Not that, I mean gum. My breath sucks."
"Ah." Duncan says giving him a piece. "Enjoy your face time."
"Oh, I will!" Tyler says walking back into the guest room.
Then Tyler goes back to ask Duncan something.
"What kind of gum-…is…this?" Tyler says going into the bathroom.
What he sees is Gwen and Duncan making out.
He walks fully into the room, looks at the mirror, and clears his eyes.
"I don't even want to know…" he says as he walks out.
Tyler then runs to everyone else.
"Guy's, I just saw Gwen and Duncan making out!" Tyler screams.
"What?" Trent says waking up.
"WHAT?" Courtney screams.
"What?" Noah says trying to hear what Owen whispered.
"Hey, guys, I just noticed Cody was a small wiener!" Justin says pointing to Cody's midget sized hot dog.
"Aww, it's so small it's cute." Noah says touching it.
"Noah just touched Cody's wiener!" Justin says laughing.
"…shut up!" Cody and Noah both say at the same time.
All the sudden, the door breaks and someone with a gun walks in.
"We're dead!" Justin says hiding behind Cody.
"Oh who's the real man now?" Cody asks Justin.
"Now…" the person with the gun says as he walks in.
"Who wants pizza, eh?"
"EZEKIEL?" Everyone asks at the same time.
"Guys… what's going on? It's dark in the room and I can't figure out where Tristan is!" Lindsay says from the guestroom.
"MY NAME IS TYLER!"
To be continued!
*The previous and following events are made up, but hilarious*
And See, I told you Justin would take off his shirt! Ah. You thought it wouldn't happen right? Ah. Comedy at its best.
Oh and yeah Duncan and Gwen made out. Right… side plot fun?