This is a Funny series which i got the ideas' from HxH drama CD...I thought of sharing my jokes. This is a plain ORANGE [Orange means there is just 'something' but not really] This is NOT a Lemon, This is a FANSERVICE, for fangirls!
Hope you enjoy laughing.
Disclaimer belongs to : sensei
Hunter x Hunter : Comedy of Orange!
Orange 13 : Let's Play-PlayHouse!
Gon: Killua! Let's play - playhouse!
Killua: heck no! That's for kids...!
Gon: B-But-!
Killua: Plus where on earth you hear that thing?
Gon: *thinks* ugh...From Hisoka.
Killua: O_O what?! From that clown?! Gee, you shouldn't get influenced by that guy.
Gon: But, i never had play any games before...Except for Trick Tower and Greed Island~ *pouts* =C=
Killua: fine fine.
Kurapika: *appears from the scene*
oya? What's wrong Gon, Killua...Why with sad face? *looks to Gon*
Killua: Gon said he wanted to play some playhouse...
Kurapika: heh~ i didn't knew that Gon has interest in acting.. ^_^
Leorio: Yo guys...! What's going on here.
Kurapika: Oh Leorio.
Leorio: are? Gon, what's wrong?
Kurapika: Gon want's to play some playhouse...
Leorio: *laughs* such a kid! ahaha!
Kurapika: *facepalm* well, Gon is a kid after all...
Gon: Neh Leorio, Kurapika...
Both: hm?
Gon: Let's play playhouse! :D
Both: eh!?
Gon: Please QwQ just for once!
Kurapika: *sighs...* Ok, fine, i guess i'll give it a shot.
Killua: uwah-Fast decision...*jiii* Kurapika you- T_T
Leorio: fine,fine, i will do to..
Gon: really?! Yatta! XD *jumps with joy*
Killua: But, how would you play-playhouse, you still need to decide of who is the Father, Mother and the baby...
Gon: OAO oh, is that required?
Killua: yes.
Gon: *looks to Kurapika and Leorio* OAO...
Both: EKK! i sense something not good.
Gon: I'm the son and Kurapika,Leorio was...my ...parents..? 8D
Kurapika: *coughs* how should we settle this kind of arrangement?
Killua: I know, why not do some Janken!
Leorio: aya! I hate Janken!
Killua: aw come on, there is no problem even if you loose at this janken~ Which place role you are playing, no one hell cares.
Leorio: you!- Oh well...Fine! I got it!
Kurapika and Leorio does JANKEN-POI!
Leorio: ah! I'm the Father! atcheee~!
Kurapika: So am the Mother...
Killua: *tries not to laugh* pff-! This is going to be interesting.
Gon: Ok let's start! :D
Kurapika: *sighs* I don't really mind being Gon's Mother..But..*points to Leorio* Having this PIMP Guy as a Father is waay worst to imagine!
Leorio: how rude! It's not like i want to get married to some who over Bickering like a chicken!
Kurapika: You can't fit to be Gon's Father!
Leorio: oh really? How do i do so!?
Kurapika: 1st your a drunk-card! You do nothing but get money and use them for you're liquor! Instead use it for Gon's school payment, your wasting it on your selfish needs!
2nd your going out with other chicks! and Chicks around!
3rd You always go home late-Slacking as always!
your sooo LAZY therefore i guarantee that you are a useless father...! I REGRET BEING WITH YOU!
Leorio: I dont want to hear that from you! And you scolding Gon too much!
1st Your so noisy! Any guy with ears to hear you endless bickering will have been deaf!
2nd As Gon's mother, For sure you would always make him read books-study!study!study! Our son for sure will die if you ever gone my real wife!
3rd,Am not a useless father! I at-very-least love children unlike you! You have no time to your son! Your always bother about revenge!revenge! and job!job!job-!
Kurapika: *gasp* HOW DARE YOU! That's it! We are divorce! I can't stay with you like this!
Leorio: Will never be the same! I regret for Loving you!
Kurapika: So do i!
Killua: O_O um oi-guys-you-Arent we just playing?!
Kurapika&Leorio: Gon! Which would you like to come with!? T[]T
Kurapika: You're with Leorio-
Leorio: Or you'll go with Kurapika?!
Both: Answer us immediately!
Gon: *was crying already* OAO..Mom..Dad...Please don't fight...*sobu~
Killua: *looks to the fighting married couple and their crying little Son. *
Atchee~ They just got started, straight to separating already xDDD
Kurapika: ah...Gon...*pats Gon* I'm so sorry...For not being a good mother...
Leorio: *rubs head* d-dont cry, I promise, this time i'll be a good Father so...
Both: Don;t cry...
Gon: QAQ - =D really?!
Both: Yes ^_^
Gon: yatta! Mom and Dad are back again together! yehey! XD
Kurapika: *smiles* :)
Leorio: :D hehe
Killua: T_T"...what about me...wait, are they really playing or what? O-O"||
THE END
I Must repeat , this idea of mine came just becoz i heard the drama CD, if your going to think its like your reading a drama CD translation :D
Hope you did enjoy, and review i guess ^^