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"Yang, this is stupid. You're being stupid."

Ruby was being blunt as she joined her sister as the two of them crawled through the air vents. Yang had told her they would be off an an adventure that would help them learn more about Beacon Academy. That way when they got done with their first test the next day, they would be fully prepared incase of a grimm attack on the school, hypothetical, and they could navigate the school even better than anyone else. She had bought into it at first, and then Yang made her get into an air vent.

She didn't question it, at first.

"Like you never wanted to peek on boys naked." Yang told Ruby with a roll of her eyes.

Ruby was 15, just because she was weapon nerd, a murder happy little girl, and a innocent flower, didn't mean that she didn't have the same human urges as any other 15 year old girl. She was naive, innocent, and rather dense, but she still had the same human needs as other humans, and faunus... anything with genitals. Those urges were what kept their species alive after all, and ingrained instinct.

Yang refused to believe that Ruby didn't want to peek.

"This is an invasion of privacy, I'm pretty sure that those guys will be super mad at us." Ruby said, though she continued to crawl forward.

She didn't have a choice, it was a tight air vent, and Yang was pushing her to move forward. She couldn't go back to the sleeping area even if she wanted to at this point.

"... Nar... I mean, all the guys seemed pretty forgiving to me." Yang covered for her slip up.

Ruby turned her head and just stared.

"You want to see Naruto naked. My sister, the pervy pervert who pervs on people." Ruby said to Yang. She could be using this time to sleep, or mentally prepare herself for tomorrow. Instead, she was on a quest for booty with her sister. That wasn't how she wanted or needed to spend her night.

Yang sent her a look that told her it would be best to shut up.

"We could go peek on girls if you want." Yang offered Ruby with a wiggle of her eyebrow, hoping to tease the girl.

"We're girls, they don't have anything we don't have." Ruby pointed out to Yang deadpan. They were girls, they could literally just walk into the group showers if they wanted to see naked girls. There was no need to sneak for them, seeing as they were also girls. Ruby sighed and started to move forward, before Yang chuckled to herself.

"You've never seen a Hyena Faunus lady naked before then." Yang pointed out with a sly tone.

Ruby didn't want to know.

She kind of wanted to know.

"What do Hyena-Faunus have that we don't have, tell me... other than animal traits." Ruby asked with a roll of her eyes, trying to play it off as her being sarcastic, when she really was curious. She did not want Yang to have the victory of knowing that she got to her.

"You've never seen a Hyena at a Zoo before? Let's just say, that some hyena faunus girls have the best of both worlds. Plenty to peek at there... well those with special animal traits." Yang teased Ruby.

Ruby turned ruby in the cheeks.

They both stopped when they noticed that they were passing by a few vents, with steam coming through them. Vents on both sides actually, one side leading to the girl's showers, and one side the boy's showers. Ruby and Yang stopped talking, and Yang started to look into the boy's side, trying to find her prize.

-In the Men's Showers-

'I hate showering with strangers.' Naruto thought to himself as he walked into the showers with a towel around his waist. He needed to take a shower, with his heat coming up, his body was going to be leaking pheromones greater than ever before. He needed to take the extra shower just to make sure that he didn't have any effect on any faunus women that smelled him.

Better safe than sorry in this situation.

"Cheer up! The bonds a man builds with other men while naked are things that should be treasured! Naked skinship is something sacred between allies!" Iron shouted at the TOP of his lungs as if to prove a point.

Naruto sighed.

"I completely agree my boy! Truly, nothing builds trust more than losing the ability to hide yourself!" A bosterous voice called out. An older man's voice that Naruto had to admit sounded similar to Albus' voice from that Tits group. Only this one lacked the... insanity and evil in the voice.

A shorter, more portly, man stood and walked into the showers with a towel around his waist. He had a layer of fat around his body, but his arms and legs were muscular. It was only his stomach that had the fat on it. He had well combed hair, and a very well groomed mustache. His eyes were closed, but Naruto still knew who he was.

Peter Port, teacher at Beacon.

Next to him were two men, both of them much taller than he himself was.

The headmaster of Beacon, Ozpin himself, standing with a towel around his waist just like Peter. He had hair that was whited by stress, or age, and wore glasses even into the shower. He was more toned overall that Peter was, but he did have a little bit of extra weight that came with not being as active as he was in his younger years no doubt.

"I'm surprised, most students are sleeping at this time. Could you not sleep?" Ozpin asked as he walked into a shower stall.

"First day jitters?" The final teacher who made an appearance asked as he spoke up. He was the tallest, taller than Ozpin... but he was more lanky than muscular. Tall, long legs... very thin. He had larger glasses, and wild green hair.

"I'm going to go..." Naruto said as he started to walk off.

"Nonsense Mr. Scarlatina! If you have troubles, there is no better place!" Peter spoke as he removed his towel.

'I'm dying.' Yang thought as she crawled up into a ball inside of the vents, biting her lip to the point that she was bleeding as she shivered. She had seen too much, right then and there. Thankfully Peter was turned away from her, but she had just seen his large ass. Yang's eyes were widened in horror, and she covered her mouth to try and not vomit in the vent.

Ruby just turned away and covered her mouth.

She had seen way too much as well, more than she had wanted to see. She didn't even want to be here.

Naruto palmed his face.

'Somebody is in the vents.' Naruto thought as he looked up towards the vents with a knowing look.

Yang and Ruby froze.

"Did he see us?" Ruby furiously whispered to Yang, who had recovered from her state of horror when she realized that Naruto might have noticed them. Yang started to crawl backwards.

"I have super sensative hearing, so I can hear people whispering." Naruto pointed out to Peter, and to the two people in the vents. He didn't know who they were, but he had heard them starting to crawl away. That meant it would be safe to have a quick shower now, and be done with it so that he could go to sleep.

'Rabbit ears, duh.' Ruby thought as she palmed her own forehead.

How could she forget?

"I see, as much as I wish it wasn't so, racism is still a serious issue. Don't worry though, my teaching staff is professional-" Ozpin started to say to Naruto.

"I once caught a fish THIS big."

...

"... They don't treat faunus students any different." Ozpin changed what he was saying when he caught a glance of Peter entertaining Iron by holding his arms out as far as they could go. He palmed his face, though he was surely amused, as he shook his head. He knew that some students had troubles accepting those from other races, but being willing to not judge other species was something he expected out of his teachers.

It was a requirement for the job, the ability to teach all equally without letting a foolish sense of racism overpower their desire to teach the next generation of defenders.

"Naruto! Let us have a contest to see who can hold their breath the longest!" Iron called out to Naruto, and both Peter and Oobleck seemed interested.

"I would be willing to join in the contest." Oobleck commented.

"Jolly good fun!" Peter announced, and Naruto palmed his face, before he looked towards Iron, keeping his eyes above the belly button region.

"Sure." Naruto said dully, and everyone other than Ozpin took a deep breath. Then they started to all hold their breath in one big go.

Silence.

Naruto enjoyed it as he started to wash himself off without having to hear the others shouting and creating noise. Peter, at 41 seconds, was the first that was forced to take a deep breath as he grabbed his chest. Naruto was still showering while that was going on, and he folded his ears down so that he could shampoo his hair without getting suds in them.

Iron was the next to go, at 55 seconds... followed by Oobleck at 1 minute 31 seconds.

Naruto wasn't even paying attention to them anymore as he barely noticed the lack of oxygen. Rabbits were among the animals that could survive with lower levels of oxygen, and had amazing lung capacity. He didn't have the lung of a rabbit, but the amazing lung capacity did carry over to him as well. He could hold his breath for lengthy periods of time, if he had to, without taking a breath... as long as he caught his breath before he started holding it.

You always needed to take a good breath before holding it in after all.

Though, some humans did come close to his casual levels of breath holding through sheer training.

"It's been nearly 5 minutes, doesn't he need to breath?" Peter whispered to Iron.

Iron was surprised as well.

"I didn't know you could hold your breath for so long. You win, hands down." Iron stated to Naruto, who for the first time noticed that they had all lost the little contest. "Then again, I've never seen you hold your breath." Iron pointed out, and Naruto shrugged as he started to wrap his towel back around his waist.

"I'm done." Naruto said as he started his way out of the bathroom.

He would rather not spend a lot of time talking with naked men, or naked anyone for that matter. It was awkward for him either way.

Time to get some sleep.

There was an important test tomorrow, and not only did he want to make sure that he was ready for it. He wanted to make sure that he got it finished as quickly as he could. The quicker he got his test finished, the quicker that he could find something cinnamon related to eat. Naruto got himself dressed him pajamas when he left the shower, and he noticed a slightly sweat Yang and Ruby when he walked out of the men's bathroom.

...

He didn't want to know.

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