Hey everyone, sorry for being so late! I made an interesting discovery that I should never drink caffeinated tea and then today I woke up with a bloody fever. Just horrible timing, ya. Again, I'm sorry for being late and I might be a tad bit more late, so lets move that pretty schedule up to the weekend. LOL.
"Hello everyone!" Sealand cheered, "I'm Peter Kirkland! But you can call me The Little Gentleman!" The boy waved to the camera, "Welcome to my show! Today I'll be answering your questions. With this, I should be able to be recognized as a country!" Sealand spun around in his chair, "I received a few hellos before I got here, so hi to everyone! The first question I received was yesterday from Xynostaph, who wrote:"
"Oh! And the little Gentleman is here as well? I must say he is completely adorable! So, Little Gentleman, I know you say you hate a lot of things about Gentleman, but is there anything you like about him? Don't be shy~ And you must let me hug you. You are just completely adorable and I love hugging cute things~!"
The small micronation stood up with his arms extended, "This is the best I can do Xynostaph!" Sealand took his seat again and smiled up at the camera, "I'll be much cuter when everyone recognizes me as a country!" He looked down and re read the first part of the letter and bit his lower lip. "There's nothing I like about Jerk-Gentleman!" Sealand crossed his arms, "He's an emotion-less monster with big eyebrows!" The micro nation leaned back in his seat and slightly pouted.
"Why is it that everyone except Japan starts the show off before we even make it to the house?" America walked into frame and patted Sealand's head, who was still patting. "Hey dudes! Welcome to the Twelfth episode of Ask The Hero and The Gentleman!" The American took his seat next to Sealand and England walked into frame, ignoring Sealand, and took his usual seat to the right of the frame.
"As you can see, our co-host today is Little Gentleman! He's the Gentleman's younger brother." America smiled as England glared daggers at him, "Now that introductions are over, lets begin reading the questions!" America pulled a flashcard from the pile on the desk and handed it over to Sealand. "Alright dude, all you have to do is say who it's from and read the questions." Sealand nodded, "This question comes from Livvykitty, who wrote:" Sealand paused and inhaled deeply.
"Hullo! I'm Mylottia! Please don't open the package I sent yet! I need some
advice... My two fathers, the only family I've ever had, are fighting. My
British father wants me to train in Black Magic with the fairies I grew up
knowing, while my idiot of an American father wants me to go into science and
learn from his alien friend. Not only that, but I've had to be sent to my
nearly invisible uncle's place because the bloody frog I've had the misfortune
to know wants to kidnap me and possibly turn me into a sex slave! Not only
that, but I have to juggle work and school on top of this!
I thought you might want to know, but I'm from the future. Thank the lord for
all this technology!
Bye,
Mylottia K. Jones"
"Ah, Jerk-Gentleman, this one came with a private message for you." Sealand laid the flashcard down in front of England, "Thank you, Pest." England leaned forward and opened up the letter and read it. "Look at those two, they're the perfect brothers." America smiled then turned to look at the camera, "Dude, your last name is Jones! That's so awesome! Anyways," The American scratched the top of his head, "Have you told your parents what you want to do? Maybe if you set them down and tell them what you want to do, they'll stop arguing and things will be okay."
"Hero," Sealand tugged America's jacket lightly, "You guys really get questions from the future? Do any of them know if I get recognized as a country?" England spun to the side in his chair, muttering something under his breath as America tilted his head down to look at the small nation next to him. "I'm not sure Little Gentledude, but stay positive and see what the world has in store for you instead of cheating and asking them!" The American patted Sealand's head then handed him another flash card.
Sealand took the flash card with both hands, slightly pouting. "Mylottia, I think you should get a restraining order to keep that frog away from you. Anyways," Sealand looked up and smiled, "Thank you for sending in the card! We appreciate it! Now our next question comes from Blacklips, who wrote:"
"There never was a sniper. ^.^' Sorry.
You guys are always fighting, I thought that this might bring you closer
together, and you'd appreciate each other more. When you got out of it alive.
But still I was wrong. =.=
I had a thought. Why ISN'T Sealand a country? Well, I checked online. Most
people agreed. You need to be recognized by a majority of the world. Maybe
start by claiming territories, or something. Enhance your government. It also
seems the your imports and exports are... nonexistent at best. the place ain't
even on google maps. Being is country is more than just a fancy title it
seems.
Oh wait. Wikipedia says it's recognized by Germany. ^.^ Happy day.
Also, Hero, Why was my lens of truth cracked when I got it back? It was also
covered in grape jelly. You just ** off an ancient tribe of shadow elf ninjas,
dude. You need to take lessons in responsibility. GENTLEMAN! I have recorded a
2 hour long speech on the subject, and am sending it with this. Play it once
the show's over! Have him learn something."
"Dude, then explain the shots. I was wondering what happened though. A was walking around earlier and nothing happened at all, so we figured it was safe. Thanks for telling us." America then raised a brow, "Bring the two of us closer together? Dude, we're as close as two people can be! We argue, but isn't that normal..?" America blinked a couple of times and Sealand shook his head no.
"How do I do all that stuff?" Sealand tilted his head slightly, "I thought I just had to have people recognize me. I actually have to do more than maintain my country?" England pinched the bridge of his nose and let out an exasperated sigh. "Of course you have to do more than patch up a few bloody holes on your country, you git." Sealand spun in his chair and kicked England in the shins, "At least I'm recognised by Germany!" Sealand yelled and England glared at him, "I knew I hated that git for a reason." The Kirklands both glared at each other and America laughed.
"Sibling love," The American looked up at the camera, still smiling. "Anyways, I'm sorry about your lens, dude. Some Flying Rabbit appeared out of no where holding a scone covered in jelly. It freaked me out! Now I keep seeing it everywhere! It's like it's following me.." America peered over his shoulder and shuddered. "S-See? It's right there." The American pointed over his shoulder at Flying Mint Bunny, who was currently eating a carrot in mid air.
England snorted, "You bloody idiot, that's just Flying Mint Bunny, he won't do anything to you." America looked down, "Dude, that's like saying Ivan has never used his lead pipe on anyone." The Briton sighed, "There's no hope for you, is there, Hero?" Sealand blinked a couple of times then clung to America's arm. "He's better than you, Jerk-Gentleman!" America laughed, "Of course I am, Little Gentledude!"
England furrowed his brows and shook his head, "Two against one, I see. No wonder why you wanted him here so bad." England reached over and picked up another card, "Thank you Blacklips for sending in your letter. We look forward to hearing from you again." England smirked at the camera, "This next one comes from Vulcan, who wrote:"
"
OMG! U GUYS IS TRAPPED! IVAN AND I WILL SAVE YOU! *grabs two lead pipes and ninja masks*
ME: Ivan... you're too tall to be a ninja...
Ivan: No matter... I will do it my own way... *runs off*
Oh...crap...
Beware of Ivan. He's come to break down your door and free you.
Annnnnyway... I love midsummer's night dream! The tempest is awesome too, as is
hamlet, but I like it when that one dude turns into a donkey ~^^~
And guys, don't be so scared of Ivan! He's actually a big ol' softie once you
really get to know him!
Oh, and guys, I GOT A VIDIO CAM! Ima send u a vid next time from the party!
Question~time!
Hero: Why don't you try gyros instead of hamburgers? There's this place in my
town where you can get all manner of hot dogs and gyros AND OMG THEY BE
DELCIIOUS! ^,^b
Gently-man: My dad hid the scone recipe, or maybe he has it in his head. I'll
send you a follow up when I find it. *Exasperated sigh*
Little Pest/Gentleman: My friend wants to ask you where you buy your clothes.
She thinks you are ADORABLE!
Sorry if I got days wrong. IMA SO CONFUZZLED! And waaaay to lazy to look at a
calender. ~^^~
I leave you with this package:
Coffee (heheh no sugar)
Earl Grey (For you gentlyman)
5 kilos of M&ms (cuz they taste amazing)"
"Hey Vulcan! There's no need for you guys to head over here now, but thank you! It means a lot that you're willing to come and help!" America smiled at the camera, "I can't wait for you to send a video and sorry man; I'm a hamburger kind of a guy. Gyros are good though, but I can't eat them all that much!" The American scratched the back of his neck then turned to England. "I agree with that, and don't worry about finding the recipe, Vulcan." England slightly smiled and picked up his teacup.
"I make my clothes actually! 100% made in Sealand!" The small nation cheered and England checked the tag on his shirt, "Made it Italy." The Briton quirked an eyebrow and Sealand nervously laughed. "We don't lie on this show, Little Gentleman. You better not do that again." England glared then leaned back in his chair. The younger nation now attached to America's arm. The American tried to shrug the younger boy off of him, but had zero luck.
"Anyways, thanks for the package Vulcan!" America smiled, "Sorry for the confusion. A posts the schedule a little.. Weird. She posts it so that people know what days we're accepting questions for who then at midnight on that day, she'll post the video." The American picked up a new flash card, "Again, thank you so much! We look forward to hearing from you again! Our next set comes from NJ, NY, and VA. Lets watch!" America typed the link in on his (new) laptop and the video began.
"*static*
Voice: is it on?
Other voice: it should be!
*static clears to view NY NJ and VA worst then before*
Ugh, my head! Hey hero, gentleman.
NJ: we want to say we're really sorry!
VA: yeah, the prank was just to scare you guys! But NY went a little nuts...
NJ: I think it was the head trauma and the meds...
I don't remember anything really. I woke up to blood and everyone in
bandages...my head really hurts now.
NJ: anyways the other states got to the 3 of us before you could dad
It's why we're using this crappy webcam
VA: broke our phones too!
Maryland: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU GUY WERE GROUNDED!
NY, NY, and VA: f**k
Maryland: TEXAS!
NJ: OH COME ON THAT MY-
*video cuts of*"
America slightly laughed, "At least some of my kids can take care of things while I'm gone!" The American paused and looked over at England, "Dude, what happened to Jane?" England remained silent and spun so that his back was facing the American. "I bet Jerk-Gentleman killed her!" Sealand kicked England's chair, causing the Briton to jolt forward in his seat. "Why you-" England balled his hands up and America wheeled Sealand's chair next to him and put his arm around the younger boy's shoulders. "No child abuse." America raised his free hand and held up one finger to England.
"Child abuse my bloody arse." England hissed then turned to the camera, "We're glad you're all okay, don't get us wrong. I also expect your father to make you all buy your own phones and everything." The Briton glared at the American out of the corners of his eyes then looked back up at the camera, "Anyways, thank you for sending in the video, our next set of questions comes from.." England paused and reached down, picking up a new flash card, "Ah, this next letter if from Duppi, who wrote:"
"Hello again! Thanks for answering my previous questions. ;) And welcome to the new arrival, the Otaku! Terribly sorry that I don't have a question for you at
the moment.
To the Gentleman :: Pfff. Go read chapter 18 of Rejected by RishiAndSquee and
tell me how you feel about Sealand after that.
To the Hero :: Ah, glad you understood what I meant by 'entertain'. One of my
friends was mentally scarred by that...granted, he is a male, and he is in 9th
grade. Anyways. I have another question. Statistics claim that the 1961 penny
is a biased coin, favoring tails. DO YOU BELIEVE THIS STATEMENT?
To both :: I ship AmeriNor and EngNor. Reactions? B)
To Sealand! ::
Or at least tell me how to be a micronation. I just love you to death. By the
way, I was talking to the Prime Minister of Canada's new micronation,
Ledicarus, on Facebook. He uses stuff like 'lol', and it was cracking me up.
Anyway, I can quote him directly on calling you 'the grandfather of all
micronations'. Do you feel proud, or just old? xD
"
England cleared his throat, "I read it this morning when A received your letter. She decided to print out the chapter for me and everything. Very sad, I think I actually shed a tear." Sealand bit his lower lip and watched the Gentleman, "But it still doesn't change anything. That story was fiction. I will admit that I do love him as much as a brother can, though." Sealand leaned over and hugged England awkwardly. The Briton patted the younger nations head with his free hand.
"I indeed believe that statement! Also, first thing that comes to mind when I heard who you ship together? THREESOME!" The American laughed and leaned back in his chair, England furrowed his brows together and gave America a 'what?' look. Sealand retreated fully back into his seat, "What's a threesome?" The young nation looked back and forth from England and the now quiet America.
Sealand's eyes lit up, "There's a new micronation? Has it been recognised yet? I need to find this guy!" The micronation reached over and took America's phone, slight protest coming from the American, and began looking up Ledicarus on Facebook. "I also don't feel old! Everyone just wants to be like me! I have to be proud that I started all of this!" Sealand smiled at the camera, "Hah! I found him! I wonder if he'll want to meet up with me.."
"Moving on," England picked up a card and handed it to Sealand, "Why don't you read this one? Thank you Duppi for sending in your questions and we look forward to hearing from you again!" England smiled at the Camera and patted Sealand on the head. Sealand slightly scooted away from England and read the card, "This next card comes from Madhatter, who wrote:"
"Yes I can them too as her that makes sense in my head. Fluttershy reminds me of someone too, can you guess? Someone you know.
Oh my you guys have to see this! This is hilarious! I love this cosplay skit.
*sigh* The entrance now looks bland, no, don't worry about it, there needs to be changes, it can't ever stay the same all the time, it has to change with the area around it, no matter how much I dislike it, I just got to deal with it.
I'm not sure, I mean my first big roller coasters was in America when I was 9, when we first went to Orlando yet I had to wait in England to get on Air and Nemesis because the height restrictions for the big rides are 1.4 so I don't know where in America it was more like 1.2, which I was thrilled about, there was no ride where I had to sit out and watch the ride go round with out feeling the rush and enjoyment of the ride.
Hehe, well it's part of what I want to do the sign language and the Japanese is just something I'm into because of anime, and Vocaloid, which by the way...you have Vocaloid? *squeal* Have you heard Circle you Circle you? It's really creepy because the story is so disturbing but you really feel for the characters. And the songs that make you want to cry? The evil series is so sad I love it! Also I've been listening to Prisoner and Paper Planes THEY ARE SO SAD! I feel like sobbing when watching them!
And what do you think of those Vocaloid songs I've listed?
Oh Gentleman what do you think of Vocaloid?
Hehe, Well, I can't do many games, Kingdom hearts, well I'm a big disney fan, Skyrim, as I said, dragons.
Is there any near the East Anglia area? I'm really only curios when I'm going out to keep my eyes open to be on the look out.
Hehe, my second cousin does the same, but that's because she is English but was raised in America, and is now back here for her education.
*smiles* My friends laugh because of it, I do love it because it just randomly happens at times, really fun too, confuses people, which is always fun.
Yay! It's pancake day! Gentleman, how do you celebrate pancake day?
Hero same to you, do you celebrate pancake day and if you do, how? If not, why not?
Hero: Have you got to him? There's a lot to do in that game isn't there
Gentleman, you're smiling at Hero, is that because of what he's saying to me? Or something else?
See I'm weird, I can stand stuff like Hellsing Ultimate and some of the Mortal Kombat(9) fatalities, and I like the older Amityville Horror film, weird and interesting that, but stuff like Saw, I can only stand the ride, not even the alive horror maze, I can't stand Haunting in Connecticut, I couldn't sleep for weeks after that, they are the ones that really creep me, and anything with blood, which really contradicts with Hellsing and Mortal Kombat, but weirdly enough I can stand them, do you guys find that weird?
Oh and have you heard of Hetaloid? If not here's a link, it's one of Luka's songs .com/watch?v=lZKDO4N08Go&list=FLZ1TXyxV5NSn2Av-y_J2UCw&index=7&feature=plpp_video
By the way, to both: Who's you're favourite Vocaloid?
My gosh I swear these are getting longer, or is that just me, oh well I'm having fun!
Thanks so much you guys for the responses! They've made me really smile after placement when I'm reading them, it's really nice to hear your views. Again to both of you thank you so much!~ ^_^ Bye!"
"Hey Madhatter," America grinned, "Dude, I can't think of anyone like Fluttershy. Can the two of you?" The American looked over as the other two shrugged. "Maybe Mom?" Sealand tilted his head slightly and England twitched, "Mom?" Sealand nodded at the Briton, "Yeah, Tino!" America looked up and England and the two stared at each other for a couple of minutes then turned to the camera.
"What cosplay skit?" England quirked a brow, "I don't think your link came through?" America nodded, "I think that's exactly what happened. Anyways, dude, we Americans want everyone to be able to enjoy the rides unlike this stick in the mud." America laughed slightly and pointed to England, who was currently looking around the room for something to throw. "I'm kidding, so what are you planning on doing with sign language? Also dude, Circle you circle you is probably the creepiest song I've heard from Vocaloid along with Fear Garden."
The American shivered a bit, "All of those hands.." England snorted slightly, "Vocaloid is alright, I'm a slight fan of Luka and Len. Also, there are some dragons in Wormegay and Ludham. They're fairly rare, but I think if you look hard enough you'll find one." The Brtion picked up his teacup, "Happy Pancake day to you, I celebrate it by making my special Sconecakes." America grimaced, "I celebrate Pancake day as well, but I spend it avoiding his burnt 'sconecakes'. I'm also going down to New Orleans after this to celebrate Mardi Gras!" The America smiled at the camera.
"Dude, I don't find that weird at all. Like seriously, I can play most games that The Otaku made, but ghosts and zombies scare the living hell out of me. I guess it just depends on what scares you or not, you know dude?" America paused and put the Hetaloid link in on his browser and began listening. "Oh my god, dude. That's so freaking AWESOME." America flailed. "I sound the best!" The American began laughing and a scone hit the side of his head.
England folded his arms in his lap, his eyebrows furrowed. "We all sound relatively good. Who's your favorite from the video, dear?" The Briton looked up at the camera, "And again, I like Luka and Len. They both have decent voices." America straightened up, rubbing the side of his head, "I like SeeU the best so far, I also kind of like Megpoid."
"Anyways, thank you Madhatter for sending in your questions. There's no need for you to say thank you though." England nodded at the camera and America grinned, "Yeah dude! You never have to thank a Hero!" The American laughed and Sealand poked his sides. "Hero, read the next card!" Sealand grabbed the next card and handed it to America, who took the card and poked Sealand's forehead. "Alright dude, this next card comes from-"
"Skary:*Runs back on screen*
Skary: STOPPIT! STOPPIT! *trips over Gentleman, falls ontop of hero, gets up
and continues running*
Gilbert: GIMME BACK GILBIRD MADDIE *shoots at her feet*
Skary: NEUH
*pandemonium continues for like five minutes*
Skary: THIS IS CHILD ABUSE
Gilbert: NO ITS NOT! NOW GIMME GILBIRD BAAAACKK
Skary: Shoot me again and I'm feeding this thing to this cat!*Stops in front
of a random cat still somehow on screen*
Gilbert: try it and your grounded!
Skary: UGHHHHHHHhhhh fiiine
*gives gilbird back and helps Gentleman and hero up*
Skary: Sorrryyyy dad was being mean...
Gilbert: lets just hope your mother doesn't show up...
*Someone/Something knocks on door*
Gilbert: YOUR ON YOUR OWN KID! *jumps out window*
Skary: **... *opens door*
Skary: THE FU-!
*bunch of white blob things attack me*
Skary: AHHHHHHHH GETTOFFGETTOFFGETTOFFF *runs in circles*
Skary: wait... *holds one up* Hero this looks like you! its o cuteee! *huggles
it* wait why's this one trying to ^#% my leg? *picks it up*... oh...
*gives francy pants one and The Gentleman one to Hero*
Skary: your problem now... *looks out window* Iggy... you still got the gun
under the table? nevermind... *pulls sniper out of boot and aims in through
window*
*BAM*
*looks out window to see dead sniper in the building across the street*
Skary: damnit... gotta go...
*jumps out window dad went out leaving Mohis behind*"
America looked down at the Mochi in his hands and examined it, "Dude, what is this thing? I saw it at the Halloween Party, but I never found out who brought it." The tiny Amerimochi swayed in the American's hands and continued to repeat the phase 'it's okey, I'm American!' The Briton was currently adjusting Mochirisu's hat. "I'm not sure, but they are rather cute. Don't you agree Sea- SEALAND?" England spun in his chair looking for the shorter nation, who ran back into frame with Mochifrancis hopping after him.
"Help me, it's going to rape me!" Sealand yelled and jumped towards America, who's Mochi somehow formed a rather large hand that blocked Sealand mid-jump. America stood in silence, staring at Sealand, who currently had a Mochi humping his leg and was sliding down another Mochi's rather large hand. "Git." The Englishman and Mochirisu flatly said together. "Thank you for the presents, Skary. We hope your .. Mother doesn't kill you." England leaned over and picked up a new flash card, "This one is from Ales, who wrote:"
"Ales:*camera buzzes on*
Sam: Heh... sorry about last time... Ales's username wasn't a bunch of random
letters she wrote-err typed "hyper" then rolled her face on the keyboard...
god how did she post the last video... anyway sorry for my language... I
bleeped it out even though I was speaking italian... Ales is asleep *camera
shifts showing ales cuddling up next to a book labled "YAOI" with an American
flag and a British flag on it*
Sam: she's into stuff like that... BTW I sent you some stuff... just to
apologies... I sent to the hero, about 200 Mcdonalds happy meals...To England
a kitchen-in-a-box complete with in exotic ingrediants and stuff (just pull
the string) To the otaku (if there) I sent some cosplay outfits Ales bought
online for him... and some carrots for FMB and some manga and some hamburgers
for tony... well bye.. (P.S. it should be teleported in about five seconds...
look out for the crate)"
"It's alright dear, it's completely understandable. But that book, where did she get that? Is that another one of the Otaku's doujinshis?" England raised an eyebrow and the crate appeared in Sealand's chair. Sealand was currently cradled up in A's arms, who was also trying to fend off the Hornimochi. The Briton leaned over and opened the box and pulled out a few cosplays, "These are rather nice. Thank you for everything you've sent us Sam and Ales. We look forward to hearing from you all again." England nodded towards the camera and the screen went black for a few minutes.
When the camera came back to show the boys, they were all dressed in Doctor Who costumes. America was currently wearing one of Rose Tyler's outfits, Sealand was wearing an outfit that resembled the Tardis, and England was wearing a stripped brown suit and the Tenth doctor's usual coat. "Sorry about that everyone, we decided to try on some of the cosplays that were sent to us. We de-" The American quickly shot a glare at England, "You decided dude. I didn't want to be dressed as Rose."
England let out a soft laugh, "We decided to go with Doctor Who. Since it seems to be something most people enjoy and will recognise." The Briton smiled and picked up the next card, "This next card comes from lol, who worte:"
"hey hero just saying about my friend, skary, She's a wanted Assasin annnd she is being followed soo watch out okay? BTW She has superhuman strength and she has awesome vision and she has a LOT of weapons on her so watch out okay...? just dont get her ** off."
The three sat in silence for a little bit until Sealand reached forward and grabbed a new card, "Thanks for telling us lol! Next time we see Skary, we'll catch her! Right Jerk-Gentleman?" Sealand smiled at England, who was currently trying to comprehend what he just heard. "Figures that girl would be an assassin. I don't think it's our best move to say we'll catch her. Just let her be, yes?" England looked over at America, looking for signs that he agreed, but the American was too caught up adjusting his outfit. "Anyways, our next card comes from Hallows, who wrote:"
"Hi guys! I'm glad you guys are okay!
I was with Link today and things didn't get awkward. I guess he just decided
not to bring up my friend telling him I had a crush on him. So I don't think
I'll need any relationship advice...unless I'm completely wrong, but I rarely
am.
Anyway, random question,any good rock/heavy metal/indie bands you guys like?
Hero - Bubble fish? I don't think I saw that one. I'll check the blog later.
If you want to see how Arthur would be like in the game, you could check the
youtube channels of the guy who made. He made a few previews of the game
(although he changed the style from the old channel to the new one, so some
things might be different).
Also, I've heard that the game is free, but donations are accepted. I'm
currently trying to figure out where I could get it.
old one- MigratoryEagle
new one- Seltaire
Gentleman - An awful lot of running is pretty awesome. I like most of the
songs but currently the song I've listened to the most is the Doctor is dying.
A lot of people think that Charlie from Chameleon Circuit would make a great
Doctor and I agree. Who do you think would make a good Doctor?
Little Gentleman - Dude, I've heard once that you tried to conquer Seaworld.
Is it true?
PS - I went to the website Otaku sent me but it said that the website can't be
found. Was it typed wrong?
Thanks for answering!"
"Hey Hallows, dude, I'm glad everything is going alright with Link! If you need help with anything, we're always here!" America smiled at the camera, "I like Aerosmith and Led Zeppelin." England snorted, "Of course you do." America leaned over and glared, "What was that about, Doctor?" England shrugged slightly, "Oh nothing, git." The Briton leaned down and picked up Amerimochi and placed him on his lap.
"Dude, get away from my Mochi!"
"Git, it was trying to get up on my lap! Look at it!"
"Don't go to the dark side, little dude!"
Amerimochi was cuddled up against England, sleeping(?). England gently pet the Mochi and Mochirisu could be heard yelling Rubbish from across the room. "Answer your bloody question and stop worrying about your Mochi." England pointed to the camera with his free hand and America slightly sighed, "Hurt my Mochi and I'll eat yours. Anyways, Hallows, the game is free? Seriously? Dude, that's awesome! When you find it, can you send it? Also, thanks for the Youtube channels! I'm going to watch the videos after this!" America smiled at the camera.
"Hallows, I think I would make a rather good doctor. I've been trying to get on the bloody show since it started up again, but they keep ignoring me. Believe it or not. But if I had to pick someone else to get the job, I would pick Charlie. He seems like he could be fairly good at it." England nodded then turned to Sealand. "I wish it was true that I tried to take over Seaworld. That wouldn't be a bad place to start though!" America leaned over and flicked the back of Sealand's head then looked back at the camera, "Dude, we'll try and resend the link. We're sorry about that! Anyways, thanks for the questions! We look forward to hearing from you again!"
The American smiled and picked up a new flash card, "This next card comes to us from Hari-Sama, who wrote:"
"-uncharacteristic quiet voice- Hey, guys. Hari Sama here. Not feeling so hot today. M' head hurts like crazy and my abdomen feels like someone's stabbing
it. So, just so we're clear: Make any sudden/loud sounds and you all will pay.
-grr-
I'm glad you both like my story ideas. I'll let you two be the first to read
them. c: And, as for my friend... Thanks. Y'know... I was scared to confront
her, but now I feel like I have more reason. I feel... determined.
I've seen a lot of questions talking about USUK. I won't lie- I'm a fan.;;
It's been my OTP longer than any other paring (Almost 2 years, believe it or
not). I dunno. I guess I like it 'cause it's one of those perfectly imperfect
parings. More human-like, I guess. I tend to avoid most FrUK because, well, I
dunno... Seems a little flamboyant n' stuff to be real. If that makes any
sense.
There's also AsaKiku n' Ameripan, but I never quite understood those. I'll
stick with USUK. :P
A common misconception in a lot of parings is that there's /always/ one that's
submissive. Hell, might as well make the person a girl while you're at it. I
believe in balance in a relationship in RL, so of course I think the same for
parings. N' stuff.
I did not just try to rationalize my paring preferences to you guys. Gah. I
feel kinda embarrassed, but I also feel sick and tired and therefore too
pitiful to backspace all that.
Speaking of being pitifully sick, can I get some pity hugs? -hopeful face-
Ooh, random question to the both of you: Do you like Tosh.0? He's my TV star
crush-person. Besides Anthony Davis in Kentucky basketball(GO BIG BLUE! HELL
YEAH!). But that's sports, not comedy.
...
Shut up. Dx
Anyway, he's so epic. Like Dane Cook, only not as violent. :D
Final question: Describe the person you've always wanted to be with from your
dreams. :D And don't lie. We all have one.
Off to take medicine and rest, I guess!
˜Hari Sama"
"Hey Hari-sama," America tried to speak softly, "We hope you get well soon. You can get as many pity hugs as you need." The American smiled and spread his arms out, Sealand ducked to avoid getting hit. England nodded in agreement and spread his arms out as well. "We also hope everything goes well with your friend. Don't let that determination slip away. I also can't wait to read the stories." The two boys their arms and their hands slightly brushed, causing them both to flush.
(LOOK, I CAN RHYME.)
"Isn't USUK canon?" Sealand tilted his head slightly, "That's why I think of America as my brother too!" England coughed a bit, "I can't believe we were the only ones who didn't know about USUK." America nodded in agreement, "Dude, it's not canon and it will most likely never happen." Sealand looked up at the camera, "He doesn't sound too sure, does h-" England leaned over and covered Sealand's mouth, "Anyways, Hari-sama, I agree with your views on relationships. They should be balanced and I am actually a fan of Tosh.0. Daniel is rather funny for being an American comedian."
"Dude, I don't even understand half of your comedies. Hugh Laurie even realized your comedies sucked and he went off to become House." America smiled, ignoring the deadly aura coming from England. "Anyways, I love Tosh.0. I almost saw him live, too! I was in Reno at the time, but someone decided to get drunk so I had to go and hunt him down. Which took all freakin' night." America slightly glared at England then returned back to the camera.
"My dream person would be someone with blonde hair, green eyes.." The American put his hand up to his chin in thought as England's deadly aura began to fade and his face was changing to a deep red. "Trimmed eyebrows, can cook, and has a good sense of humor." England let out a soft growl and let go of Sealand. "I bloody hate you, Hero." America let out a laugh, "Dude, did you think I was talking about you or somethin'?" The Briton ignored the American and picked up a new Flash card. "Thank you Hari-Sama for sending in your questions. We hope you feel better soon. Our next card comes from ivannaPapas-chan, who wrote:"
"Yo! Sa-chan in here well I wanted to ask some things
Gentleman-hi so~ what is your favorite comedy movie? Why are you so tsundere?
Do you like USUK? What is your favorite international food?
Hero- lol whats up dude, this has been the most epic thing in my entire life
XD
So favorite sci-fiction movie? What are you glasses? Where do you like to be
when you are depressed?
Pest or little gentleman-fav. movie of all time? What do you think of certain
hero and gentlemen being paired together?
Bye! Waiting for your response ^o^"
"Ts-Tsundere? What's with all these weird terms?" England tilted his head, "I've been called that before but I still don't get what it means. Also, my favorite comedy is Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I also don't care for USUK, but whatever floats your boat. I also enjoy Ramen. That counts, yes?" England cleared his throat then looked over at the American, slightly glaring.
"Of course it would be the most epic thing in your entire life, Sa-Chan! I made everything more epic because I'm The Hero!" America pointed to himself and smiled, Sealand was restraining England from whacking him in the head with the bri- scone he was holding. "My favorite Science Fiction movie has to be E.T.; My glasses are Texas, if that's what you're asking, and I like to be at home curled up with a good comic book and some McDonalds." America smiled at the camera then looked over at Sealand and England, and he started laughing.
"Dudes, stop playing around! It's cute and all but this is the last question!" England stopped struggling and Sealand finally let him go. "We weren't playing, Jerk-Gentleman was going to throw a brick at you, so I stopped him! Can you recognise me as a country now?" Sealand looked up at America with pleading eyes and America pat the top of his head. "No way dude." The small nation sat down in his chair and crossed his arms, "My favorite movie is the movie about my country coming out in 2013. It's called Sealand! I also like the idea, but that's only because I want Hero to be my real brother!" Sealand pouted his lip slightly.
"And that concludes today's episode! Thank you everyone for watching and for sending in your questions. We look forward to hearing from you all again soon!" America exclaimed, and leaned in towards the center of the screen and began waving. The other two followed suit and the camera cut off.
"Hey guys," America waved, "We're answering a couple of more questions that we missed due to A getting sick." England waved next to him, cuddled up with FMB and Mochirisu. America leaned down and picked up a card from a spot on the floor next to him, "So, the first letter we got is from Lady, she actually sent in a video, so hold on while I pull it up." America typed the link out on the computer and the video began.
"*video in awful quality shows up*
Hiya! It's the Lady again!
You answered my video/letter/something! Yay! I was trying to warn you earlier,
because my crazy Russian neighbour Ivan said he was going to visit you, and
that he was "going to save the sunflowers, da?" *dramatic gesture that ends in
The Lady hitting herself* I'm a little worried...
Anyways... Um, what was I going to say? Oh, yeah! You probably know my parents
*coung*SwedenAndFinland*cough* Well, I'm trying to get independent and be a
nation of my own. Since The Little Gentleman, or The Pest, or whatever, is
trying to do the same; I was wondering if we could team up and steal Russia
while Ivan's not home. What do you think?
Do you guys speak other languages than your native tounge? Which?
Gentleman; do you prefer Twinings or Earl Grey when it comes to tea?
I think that's it. How does this thing work, anyway? *taps monitor*
Hey, Mom! How does this work?
(-I'm not a woman!
-C'lm d'wn, T'no)
I've got it now.
*end of the video*"
"Hey Lady, thanks for sending in the video!" America smiled, "Dude, don't worry. Ivan is probably with either Vulcan or with Skary at the moment. He won't be coming here any time soon.. Hopefully.." America sighed a bit then quickly cheered back up. "Anyways, dude, I like the idea of you and Little Gentledude should team up and take over Russia! That would be awesome!" England snorted slightly, "And a tad bit stupid. But more power to you if you can do it." America slightly glared at England, "Dude, what's your problem all of the sudden?"
The Briton shrugged and picked up a scone, "I actually can speak a bit of Japanese. I also understand French, but I refuse to speak it. Also, I prefer Twnnings, but Earl Grey is just as good." England then bit into the scone and spun in his chair to face America. "Dude, not cool. I asked you a question. Anyways, I speak a bit of Japanese as well. The Otaku is teaching me right now! I also got Feliciano to teach me a few things in Italian." America smiled at the camera. "Thanks Lady for sending in your questions! We look forward to hearing from you again, also, say hi to your parents for us and tell them that Sealand is sleeping right now and that he's safe!"
America picked up the last card from the floor and read it, "Alright, now our last letter comes from tears4Music, who wrote:"
".com/watch?v=tbRX5BzGt0Y&feature=results_main&playnext=1&list=PLEBB8FB1891B022CD
^ Hero
.com/watch?v=zFT4wXHP7-s
^ Gentleman
.com/watch?v=7dVpfw0Psbo
^ Otaku
.com/watch?v=rm6aKAZ5ObA&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PLE9408EDC002D9169
^ Lover
.com/watch?v=mXJkb2-I-wQ
^ rest of the guests
Tears help clean the sorrows away."
America picked up his phone and began typing in the link that was given to him, and England typed in the link that was given to him on the laptop. Both plugged in headphones before hand. Two minutes into their videos, America reached over to England with his hand extended, tears in his eyes. England quickly wiped the tears from his eyes and looked up and the American's hand. The Briton slightly smiled and took America's hand and gave it a slight squeeze.
The video then cut off before they could start yelling at each other.
A-Chan: ;w;.. So cute..
England: Really? Next time you write, you're going to be in the right state of mind!
America: Dude, you're really sappy.
A-Chan: ;A; I WAS CRYING, LET ME BE. I've officially converted. USUK = OTP.
I also want to check into a mental hospital, France's link was my breaking point. I was all good through the first two videos then I saw Joan of Arc and France and I was like "WHY DID SHE HAVE TO DIE?" And crying into my bed sheets. And I hate France.
Anyways, thank you guys for reading and again, I'm so sorry this is as late as it is ;A;' Don't expect anything to be on time till at least Friday.
Also, send in your questions for FMB and Tony and they'll reply on Friday and the Co-Host of your choice will be in on Saturday! ;w;!
Also, Hallows, here's a link. Sorry it didn't work last time D:
ht tp: / gyazo . com/e3593d3790cfa0db2e6 c354ed8fdb5 97
Thank you again, I love you all and Ciao! :D