Something totally random I came up with. Lol. Honestly, Idek what I'm doing anymore... Really. I have like two more chaps planned out. This is my usual writing/planning routine.
Me on train. Me gets an idea. Me goes home. Me wants to write down idea, but forgets what it is. Me tries to recall it, and in the process, me gets another idea. Me writes down both new ideas so that me doesn't forget. Next day, me on train. Repeat.
YEAH. URGH. Anyway, although this has nothing whatsoever to do with Moments With You, I just wanna thank the people who support It's a Date. It just hit 100 favourites today, and you have no idea how thankful I am. Yes. So, enough talking.
Let's get started. Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Enjoy.
Legend:
Normal: Sting
Bold and Italics: Lucy
House Rules
Clause A
1) Lucy's words are final. No negotiations.
2) Midnight secret parties are—not!—allowed. Get off me, Luce!
3) Sting's friends are not allowed to visit.
4) Lucy's friends are not allowed to visit.
5) Rule 4 is invalid, because Sting does not have the final say on who gets to come and who doesn't. Sorry, Stingy Bee.
6) No remotely pink-haired, fire-consuming dense idiots are allowed. That I agree.
7) No fish-eating, rude cats are allowed. Blue ones, especially.
8) Only Sting is allowed to step into Lucy's room. (For various reasons that I feel no need to specify)
9) Sting is allowed to kick Natsu's butt if he finds Natsu in Lucy's bed
10) Sting will sweep the floors on Mondays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, Saturdays and Sundays.
11) Sting has dish-duty everyday except on Saturdays and Sundays.
12) Sting is required to remember every single important anniversaries the both of us have.
13) Sting will not take jewels from the housekeeping jar just to buy extra cookies.
14) Sting will not take jewels from the housekeeping jar just to buy new socks.
15) Sting will not take jewels from the housekeeping jar at all.
16) Sting will not make Lucy dress in provocative clothing just to satisfy his inner-perversion. B...but...Luce!
17) Because Lector is cuter than Sting, he is allowed to sleep on the bed with Lucy. WHAT?
18) Because Sting is neither cute or fluffy, he will sleep on either the couch or the floor. If he refuses, he can camp in the toilet. You're pushing it...
19) Sting has to enter through the door and the door ONLY.
20) Lucy is the mistress if the house, and...
...write it...
...write it...
Fine. And Sting is...Sting is the lowly minion.
There. Happy?
I'm neither blue nor furry, but yes. Very.
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Clause E
IMPORTANT NOTICE:
As of 24th June,
Porn will be burned.
Shit...
Sorry if it was hard to read. I kept having Lucy butt in at random bits. Hah. And Sting is the lowly minion! Woo!
So, review, arigato!
See you guys next time!