"...so, is there something in particular that brings you back to the Smash Mansion?" Falco Lombardi asked a purple dinosaur with light blue glances.
You'd think with that description, the purple dinosaur would be Barney, or Dino from the Flintstones, but while those two were somehow present there (likely due to Charizard convincing Falco to invite them during a very drunk night), there was one third dinosaur of purple color who happened to have been a formerly recurring presence... a mad scientist mentor who happened to be good friends with Yoshi. That reptilian professor of science?
"Yes, it is I, DR. HOSHI!" Dr. Hoshi proclaimed, accidentally falling on his back as he was a bit too drunk to properly comprehend his settings. "...Err, right, anyway... I just thought of seeing how everyone was doing. I heard you got this lovely bar, which might I add, is an excellent addition to this place..."
"Well thanks doc. I should have had this place installed years ago, but you know how hard it is to convince Master Hand." Falco laughed as he grabbed a nearby empty glass and began wiping it. "The Smashers are being more productive ever since the fourth tournament started. Ganondorf and Jigglypuff both run a donut shop together, I have this bar, Bowser apparently runs a subway shop, and from what I hear, Captain Falcon has his own little coffee shop, too." He smiled as he took a glance at all the bottles he had. "Yeah, a lot has changed here."
"Do you miss it when there were only 25 people living here, as opposed to it having well over 60 characters?" Dr. Hoshi asked as his glasses accidentally fell off his face.
"Oh, definitely." Falco responded as he grabbed the dropped glasses and handed them back to the drunk dinosaur. "But, nothing lasts forever, and you have to get accustomed to change, no matter how big or small it is..."
"Falco, come quick!" Wolf O' Donnell exclaimed as he panted, his right hand on his chest. "Snake is drunk with power again!"
"If you excuse me." Falco stated as he pulled out his gun, placing a 'Out For Dinner' sign on the door leading into his bar as he followed Wolf to handle Snake, with
Dr. Hoshi and the other two drunk dinosaurs of purple looking at each other, wondering whether to keep drinking or just faint.
Falco came back to his tavern, having finished a spectacular amount of melees and brawls as he was willing to get back into doing some bar work as the mansion's sole bartender, prepared to enter when he noticed all the beer that was soaking up the floor, making him scream angrily.
"What the hell happened to my tavern!?" Falco snapped as he demanded to know what caused this predicament.
Falco then heard some crazy giggling, turning his focus to the far back to see Crazy Hand drunk off himself.