Sorry about the long update again...but this time I have a really good excuse! My computer got a virus...and we took it to some computer-fixer- people. They said it would take two days to fix. Apparently they didn't take into account just how screwed my computer was...it took them a week to fix. And in the end they had to wipe out everything on my computer and reinstall the operating system. So it took them a week and $300 to fix my computer. And then it started acting screwy again, but this time I fixed it on my own. But I've been having to re-do everything. So that's my excuse.

Okay, feel sorry for me.

You can stop while I do shout-outs

whiterose934- a Gambit plushie?!! I get Rem-rem!!! ::does a crazy dance:: WHAHHOO!!! Me a happy girl!! ::kisses Gambit plushie:: Unfortunately, I don't think it can go on forever...because I think eventually I have to die. But I think I can work around that...meh.

Piotr's girl- asparagus is ishkey!!! But me mum likes it.

Idypebsaby- you are back!! And is your name spelt with a capital 'I' or a little 'l'? I can't tell and guessed 'I'...because. I don't know what DVD/VHS thing you're talking about. Car e to enlighten me? Then maybe I could tell you...

childrenwithblades- maybe...not sure...depends. If I can fit it in, I will.

L1701E- Hee hee...me likey ideas...heh heh heh...

Angel of the Fallen Stars- Sorry I couldn't update soon...but I didn't take too long...Thanks for reviewing!!!

FireStarter911- ::huggles:: YAY!!!! Everyday, huh? Sorry I took so long...

AriKitten- Yes, Cops. Funny show. People are stupid. As proved by that show.

Pyro Lady- Hmm...take ESL courses? Get spell check? I can't really help you spelling-wise...unless you would want me to beta-read for you, which I would be happy to do. If you want just send what you have to . I don't have any John/Wanda stories...my friend has an abandoned John/Tabby...but no Jonda.

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"Okay men, here's the plan!" Magneto said dramatically. The Acolytes looked at him skeptically. They had learned to be cautious when Magneto slipped into his infamous 'leader-mode'. Magneto's leader-mode was almost as bad as Scott's.

"Colossus and Pyro, you two shall cause a distraction to distract those fiends at the amusement park. Gambit, you and Sabertooth shall sneak into the enemy's base and retake possession of Bertha..."

"I haven't forgotten about those pictures, runt!" Sabertooth growled under his breath to Remy. Remy gulped nervously.

"...and I shall terrorize the manager of the amusement park for defying ME, THE one and only Master of Magnetism!" Magneto ended dramatically, "Move out!"

Five big metal S.P.H.E.R.E's (Suspended Polished Heavy Evenly Round Erm...things) dropped down from the sky and split open. Everyone went to their appointed S.P.H.E.R.E, except for Sabertooth, who went to Magneto's big S.P.H.E.R.E. Needless to say, this caused a bit of a fight.

"Sabertooth! You know full well that that is MY S.P.H.E.R.E!" Magneto scolded.

"But I'M bigger than you! How come you have the biggest S.P.H.E.R.E?!" Sabertooth demanded.

"Because I'M the leader! Now get to your S.P.H.E.R.E!" Magneto explained angrily. Sabertooth stood there defiantly.

"Sabertooth! The order is you, Pyro, me, Gambit, Colossus! You know that!" Magneto said. Sabertooth did nothing to indicate he was listening...or caring. Magneto sighed and made his big S.P.H.E.R.E switch places with Sabertooth's and close over him.

"Now that that's over, let us go!" Magneto made all of the S.P.H.E.R.E's fly off into the sunset. Even though it was morning and the sun hadn't come up yet.

"Alright. Pyro, Colossus, go break and set fire to random objects. Sabertooth, Gambit, go around to the back and break in," Magneto ordered. He then went and floated off in search of that annoying secretary that DARED to suggest that he wasn't him!

"Well, y' heard de man, let's go," Remy sighed. Everyone nodded and walked off.

"Heh heh...I get paid to set things on fire!" John giggled. He set a bush on fire just for fun as he spoke. Piotr sighed.

"I do not enjoy creating property damage," Piotr complained, "It is not very nice."

"You're no fun, ya know that?" John whined, "Why couldn't Rem be my partner? He enjoys causing 'property damage'" John said, doing little air- quote-y things.

"Because having you two trying to cause a distraction would result in Bayville burning to the ground," Piotr sighed.

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Meanwhile, Sabertooth and Gambit were having slight...issues...working together.

"As soon as this mission's over, you're going down," Sabertooth threatened, "First I'll beat the shit out of you, then I'll staple you to the ceiling, then I'll get a cattle prod and poke you with it for a week, then I'll...hmm...what will I do next?" Sabertooth pondered. Remy, who had been growing steadily more nervous, suddenly had an idea. He too off running at the fence they were walking towards and pulled out his Bo-staff.

"I know!" Sabertooth exclaimed, "I'll...WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!!"

Remy came up to the fence and vaulted over it ala "Under Lock and Key."

"Hey!" Sabertooth demanded, "How am I supposed to get over?!"

"Not m' problem, homme," Remy smirked. Sabertooth grabbed the fence and tried to rip it off, but not only did this action set off many loud and obnoxious alarms; it also electrocuted him. Remy laughed. Finally HE won!

"Do you have any idea how much pain I will cause you when I finally catch you?!!" Sabertooth yelled. Remy smirked and started to walk off.

"Get back here LeBeau!" to which Remy replied by flipping Sabertooth off.

"ERGH!!" Sabertooth growled.

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John was laughing maniacally. Piotr was looking at him with a disturbed expression.

"Not only do I get to burn stuff, I can steal kitty plushies!" John cackled as he grabbed an armful of kitten plushies from on of those carnival games where you knock over a stack of bottles and win stuff.

"John, perhaps it is a stupid question...but vhy do you vant kitten- like toys?" Piotr asked, "They are not generally viewed as...something a mature person would want."

"Maturity is overrated!" John cried defensively as he snuggled with his stolen toys.

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Remy was walking along, not sure exactly where he was heading. He was just pleased he'd managed to ditch Sabes. He remembered Magneto saying something about getting back Bertha or something...he didn't really care. The baby was cute and everything, but really more trouble than she was worth.

Remy was thinking about trying to start one of the rides by himself (because the park wasn't open yet) when he ran into Magneto.

"Watch where you're going!" Magneto growled, "And where is Sabertooth?" Magneto asked as he noticed Sabes wasn't there.

"He, umm...died? Oui, 'e died protectin' y' dream o' mutant supremacy!" Remy lied.

"Ahh!! He shall gain a place of honor in the new world order! He will be remembered as one selfless enough to DIE to protect what he believed in!" Magneto exclaimed whilst a small tear rolled down his cheek, "But enough of that! Come Gambit, we shall avenge him! Take me to the people who have slain Sabertooth! And then we shall have our justice!"

"Uh...oui?" Remy said as he pondered how to get out of that mess without losing a limb or two.

"Lead on!" Magneto cried. Remy chose a random direction and tried as hard as he could to think something up. He got nil. Magneto's gonna kill me...then Sabertooth's probably gonna eat me or something, Remy thought, merde.

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Well...that wasn't too long. Oh well. I was writing this on paper because of my lack of a computer...and it was like eight pages. Then I type it and it's only 2. Go figure.

Ya know what!! I got TWO X-Evo DVD's!!!! ::does a happy little jig::
I want 100 reiews...not necessarily on THIS chapter (although that would be cool and I would love you all) but eventually. I'm already ¾ of the way there... let's keep it up!!!