Hey! And here I am with M. Yes, I'm sad to say, M is going to be one of those horribly cliche mistletoe fanfics. I'm sorry, but I just couldn't help it...

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Title: M is for Mistletoe

Summary: "Oh hell no!"

Rating: T

Word Count: 404

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It was the Christmas season and Hogwarts was decked (no pun intended) out for the season. Wreaths and lights were hung all over the place, with holly attached to them. Christmas trees were in every corner. Ghosts were sporting more Christmas-y clothing than their usual attire. Socks hung from the fireplaces and all of the portraits had gotten into the habit of singing Christmas carols.

All was good and fun until someone hung up the mistletoe.

Rumor went around the school that Dumbledore had put up the mistletoe, all in good joke. All the students were happy to comply with the tradtional kissing it kept on, most just giving quick pecks. Of course, all the students went lengths to avoid the mistletoe, not that it did much good. It was everywhere; corridors, door frames, under desks--some were enchanted to even glide through the air to catch victims.

Everything was fine and dandy until Draco Malfoy got caught under one.

With Hermione Granger.

"I'm not kissing that," he sneered.

Hermione crossed her arms over her chest. "I second that."

Students gathered around, curious to see what would happen. No student had broken the tradition quite yet and it looked like these two were about to. Cat calls and wolf whistles were heard in the crowd along with quite a bit of hushed whispering and giggling.

They both made a move to walk, but was immediately stopped by some sort of invisible wall.

They turned around and glared at each other.

"What did you do, Malfoy?" Hermione demanded.

"I didn't do anything! You did something, you filthy mudblood!" Draco countered.

Hermione clenched her teeth in anger and tried to calm herself down.

Blaise, who was quite clearly enjoying this spectical, said, "You two obviously has to kiss. Apparently whoever gets stuck under the mistletoe can't move until they keep with tradition."

They looked at each other and choursed: "Oh hell no!" So they both stood there, arms crossed.

Seconds turned to minutes and soon fifteen minutes came and went. Blaise groaned. "Just kiss already, you two! Dinner has started and I'm starving!"

Both Malfoy's and Granger's stomach's growled with hunger.

Hermione sighed. "I guess we're going to have to kiss."

"Unfortunately."

They leaned in closer together and gave a quick peck on the lips, both closing their eyes in disgust. Their lips met and pulled away quickly, gasping in "pain" as if they had done the most horrible thing in the world.

The barrier let them through and each was on their merry way to dinner.

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Haha, okay, okay, I know. This one doesn't have enough Dramione in it. But it was funny, at least, right? Maybe? Possibly?

Well, I enjoyed writing it, that's for sure. Before you exit off the page, please do me a small favor and drop a review and tell me what you think. Thanks a ton!

-UbiquitousPhantom-