A/N: Heyyo lovelies! By sheer dumb luck I managed to rescue a drabble from my laptop who is currently staging some sort of hate campaign and refusing to let me access any of my documents in any way. So no worries I'm not on hiatus I'm just being trolled by an ungrateful laptop.
"Hagrid's not the only giant on campus if you know what I mean."
"I'm telling you Draco it won't work."
"I may not be Luna but I still know how to love good."
"Not funny in the slightest."
"If I had to conjure a Patronus you'd be my happy thought."
"Alright that one wasn't half bad. Still sappy though."
"I love you like a Dementor loves souls."
"..."
"9 inches, hard wood, brilliant at charms, prone to explosive magic when correctly handled."
"..."
"One night with me and Moaning Myrtle will have to find herself a new nickname."
By now Hermione was fighting to stop herself from breaking out into a fit of hysterical laughter.
"Save a broom, ride a wizard."
Hermione started laughing so hard she cried. Draco grinned as she struggled to stop.
"Does this mean I win?"
She nodded helplessly, laughing again.
Draco pumped his fist triumphantly in the air.
"SCORPIUS I MADE MOMMY LAUGH FIRST. THE BET IS WON. GET YOUR BAGS SON WE'RE GOING TO DISNEYLAND."
Hermione shook her head at him.
"All this for a trip to Disneyland? What is it about a nice historically fascinating tour of Egypt that you find so repulsive?"
Draco did what any wise husband would do.
"I'm thinking of Scorpius love."
A/N: In hindsight I'm kinda upset with this one. Any ideas on a better ending? Let me know!