166) Eating unfinished food is a mockery.
(SEBASTIAN: *Mixing cake batter, leaves to go grab some milk*
JEN: _
*Carefully reaches hand out in an attempt to get some epic batter*
GRAB
OW! OW! OKAY! SEBBY MY HAND IS BREAKING!
SEBASTIAN: *glare*)
167) While Ciel and Sebastian are out in London for business, Jen and Hannah are to stay in their rooms.
(HANNAH: We may or may not have stolen all the cutlery...
JEN: And gift wrapped it up then mailed it to the Trancy estate as a peace offering...)
168) Truth or dare is now banned do to the stupidity of Hannah.
(HANNAH: okay, okay, truth or dare?
JEN: Dare!~
HANNAH: Okay, I dare you to make a contract with the triplets!
JEN: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!)
169) Sebastian is a kill joy
(Before Jen was able to leave the mannor to make the contact, she was caught by Sebastian.
SEBASTIAN: Jen, Where on earth are you going?
JEN: Uh...Shopping?
SEBASTIAN: Its 3 in the morning.
JEN: Ummmm... LOOK A DISTRACTION!)
170) The following quotes are not advisable:
*My soul was removed to make room for all this sarcasm -Hannah
*I wonder what blood color you'll taste like!~ -Jen
*Demons suck, Vampires are better- Hannah
*All I see when I close my eyes is blood, death, and destruction! -Jen
171) Dont try to create your own soda
(JEN: How hard could it be? *grabs baking soda, sugar, water and soap for bubbles*
HANNAH: T_T
JEN: *Mixes into a bowl* ...Its not brown... *Grabs pepper to make it a darker color*
HANNAH: T_T
JEN: *Mixing some more while pouring in a ton of sugar*
HANNAH: T_T
JEN: Kay, i think its done! *Tastes*
HANNAH: T_T
JEN: ...C-close enough...*Runs to the bathroom
HANNAH: Wow.
SEBASTIAN:*Walks in, looks in the bowl* What on earth it that?
HANNAH: Jennifers dreams)
172) When its serious time and your being asked serious questions, dont reply with something stupid.
(SEBASTIAN: *Acting all scary demon and shit* I wish to know how you knew about what I am and my young masters past.
HANNAH: Uh...magic?
SEBASTIAN: *Scary demon level increased by 85 percent*
HANNAH: AAAAGH! JEN HELP!
JEN: Bitch, do I look like I have a death wish?)
173) When Prince Soma and Agni visit, control your excitement.
(HANNAH: YES! FINALLY!
JEN: WE CAN NOW EAT REAL FOOD!
HANNAH: Right? Im getting so tired of Bards experiments!
BARD: Hey! ...yea...)
174) Sabotaging the cinematic record library is unwise.
(WILLIAM: You two are the only ones who would have the stupidity to do something like this.
JEN/HANNAH: AND WE REGRET NOTHING!
WILLIAM: Good. *Take out weed clipper scythe*
JEN/HANNAH: AAAGH! SEBASTIAN
SEBASTIAN:*sigh*)
175) Monopoly is banned from the mannor.
(Thanks to Hannah's creativity, her and Jen were able to replicate the board game and got Mey-rin, Bard, Finny Sebastian and Ciel to play. Tanaka was the banker.
BARD: I said I don't care if your the Earl, You landed on boardwalk, owned by me with a hotel on it pay up.
CIEL: Very well, Sebastian, clear this up for me I wish to win this game.
SEBASTIAN: Yes my lord, *takes 1000$ from the bank and pays Bard*
HANNAH:...Thats not how the game works...)
176) Family rings are family rings and are not ment to be exchanged.
(Alois and Ciel were farely surprised to find their rings missing one morning and even more surprised to find their enemys ring in the mail a few days later. This madness ended when a very ticked off Ciel went over to the Trancy estate and switched the rings back.
HANNAH: But, they were supposed to be friendship gifts!
CIEL: WE'RE NOT FRIENDS!
ALOIS: HE'S RIGHT WE"RE MORE THAN THAT!
HANNAH: O_o)
177) IMPORTANT LESSON #1 :Nobody is their to help you.
(CLAUDE: Acting all scary demon and shit while trying to creep up at Jen*
JEN: Uhhh... Like a good neighbor STATE FARM IS THERE!
CLAUDE: What?
JEN: Well Fuck my life.)
178) Laying down face first outside is disgraceful.
(MEYRIN: Have you seen Jen? She's supposed to help me with the laundy, she is.
HANNAH: I dunno, probably outside or something.
MEYRIN: *Goes outside and finds Jen ouside on the ground looking dead or hurt* JEN! *Runs over and shakes her awake.
JEN: AAAAGH! I DIDNT DO IT THIS TIME SEBBY I SWEAR! PLEASE DONT KILL ME! oh, whats up
Mey-rin?
MEYRIN: What were you doing out here on the ground? you had me worried, yes you did!
JEN: I was taking a nap.
MEYRIN:...oh.)
179) Hannah should not be left in a room with Drocell
(HANNAH: ...
DROCELL:...
HANNAH:...
DROCELL:...
HANNAH: Well than...um...HEY LOOK, A DISTRACTION!
*runs out of the room.*
DROCELL: So i though to myself, that phrase is being used too often.)
180) Blue exorcist should not be explained to Sebastian.
(JEN: So basically, Satan had sex with this girl exorcist and the girl exorcist died giving birth to two boys who were demons and grew up to be exorcists and than they slayed Satan. The end!~
SEBASTIAN: That is completely absurd.
JEN: Blame the Japanese!~)