Um...hi...PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!
T^T I'm so sorry. Seriously. I have to admit I completely forgot about my Shaman King fic for about...half a year I think. I was only brought back to earth by mankinfan, who just PMed me a few days ago.
I AM SO SORRY! Please don't abandon me. p:
Horo: Lucky where have you BEEN?!
Lucky: Ehehe...
Hao: It's okay. There were plenty more interesting fics than yours, and there's no problem with starring in their's instead.
Lucky: ...sniffle...I hope everyone didn't forget about me...
Lyserg: I think they did. It's obviously because no one cares about you.
Lucky: ...sniffle...WAAAAAA~!
Latanya: Don't be like that.
Lucky: L-Latya! Oh. I forgot that you'd be joining us from now on.
Yoh: Which brings up another subject of matter. Latanya is currently in danger of being removed from this fic, since a lot of reviewers don't like OCs. So we will leave it to you guys. If you want Latanya to stay, say so in your review. If not, say that you want her to go bye-bye and we'll kill her off.
Latanya: (raise eyebrows)
Yoh: Er...I mean...we'll...uh...
Lucky: On with the pairing!
YohXHaoXLyserg
Ren: Oh great...a trio...
Hao: $&%^#$&!#$^!%*#&!Y#$!!!!!!!
Yoh: Uh...
Lyserg: ...
Latanya: (disbalief) My brothers and my adopted brother...?
Horo: Yeah maybe we should toss you in there too.
Ren: ...I can see it.
Everyone: !!
Lucky: R-Really?
Ren: Yeah...that ice cream guy just passed by this house without stopping...
Everyone: -.-;
Lucky: Okay, can I start by saying that I really don't like trios and that I would never write one in my life?
Hao: !#&$^(&#!^^$(#$!)#^!#*!^$!!!
Yoh: I...don't think this should happen. Like, at all. I don't even think fans should be thinking about this. At all.
Lyserg: Erm...well...
Yoh: ...Dude...are you serious?
Lyserg: (fidget)
Horo: ...Oh my God.
Latanya: (dangerously) Lyserg Adrianne Diethel.
Everyone: ...Adrianne?!
Latanya: Oh. You guys didn't know that?
(...)
(Everyone falls off their chairs in laughter.)
Ren: ...Isn't that a girl's name?
Horo: Yes.
Lyserg: NO.
Latanya: (snort) Yes.
Lucky: (pats Lyserg's shoulder) It's okay...it'll all be over in a moment...
Lyserg: ...That really doesn't help.
Horo, Ren, Hao: (still laughing...)
Lyserg: I'll wait.
(laugh)
(laugh)
(snort)
(chuckle)
(laugh)
(snort)
(sigh)
(...)
Lyserg: Thank you. Now, what I was going to say is that my mother rather liked trios. Therefore I--
Horo: Holy *&~&#*#&!!! You seriously have no problem with this thing?!
Lyserg: I never once said that. What I was trying to say is that--
Latanya: Wait, Lyserg, does that mean your mom was in trios?
Lyserg: That's besides the point. It's just that--
Ren: (mutter) I think that would be a yes...
Yoh: (whisper) Do you think Lyserg got the gene?
Hao: (pales)
Lyserg: (tick) What I'm trying to tell you guys is that--
Latanya: Wait, would it be one girl and two boys then? Or two girls and one boy?
Ren: Good question...
Yoh: I think it would be two boys and one girl. You know, it might be hard if there's only one--
Lyserg: I'm not even going to bother trying anymore.
Everyone: Good.
Hao: Lyserg, like, no offence or anything, but your mom is really screwed up. Remind me to never meet her.
Lyserg: She's dead, dimwitt.
Hao: Huh...?
Lyserg: YOU KILLED HER, REMEMBER?
Hao: ...
(Everyone: ...)
Hao: Oh yeah!
Lyserg: (facepalm)
Lucky: G-Guys...? You know...we have to...stay on topic...?
Horo: This would be such a Kodac moment. If only I had a camera.
Ren: (rolls eyes)
Hao: So wait, are we done with this pairing yet?
Lucky: Wha--? No! No way! We haven't even really talked about it yet!
Latanya: What's to talk about? It's gross. What else do you need to know? Unless you want to get into the details, Lucky, then I suggest you shut your trap.
Lucky: (pales) D-Details...?
Horo: Hey...has anyone ever written this trio before?
(silence)
Ren: Er...they're often in a love triangle...but I don't think I've seen any fanfictions where they're in bed together...at the same time...
Latanya: So then...this was a waste of time.
(...cricket...cricket...)
Everyone: Lucky...
Lucky: O.O Meep!
T^T The SK gang is so MEAN! Let's all pick on Lucky, why not?! And while we're at it, let's all get together and just GET OFF TOPIC AGAIN!!
(cough) Sorry.
Anyways, please review! n.n (Don't forget to vote if you want Latanya anymore.)
P.S.: Does anyone else think Lyserg Adrianne Diethel sounds cool? XD