-1a/n ok, this is what I was going to do next chapter, but I forgot to do it, so now I have to do it now, yeah, thanks!
Disclaimer: OH MY CARLISLE! I'M RUNNING OUT OF FUNNY DISCLAIMERS!
Carlisle: you don't own me…
Me: hey!!! A good disclaimer!
Oh, before I forget, what is :\ ?? Someone, you know who you are, asked me for more, but I'm too new and don't know what to do, or what that is
Notes With Bella and The Gang
Edward: bold Bella: normal
So… why did you get kicked out of the mall? You never got the point.
Aah… It is the story of the Massa(a/n sounds like massage, but no g sound on the end) I was sitting, waiting for my Alice to finish shopping, cuz I begged to stop, but the only bench was near the massage people, and they all kept saying massa? Massa? And I went crazy, I yelled at them, shrieked at them that it was massage, and the mall security came. Luckily, Alice saw me, and was outside when I got there.
Ok…
And I gots all mad and stuff, cuz I had gotten some things
What, May I ask?
A few thongs from Victoria Secret
Why that?
For when you change me, but at your pace, they won't fit me when I'm changed!
You are complaining about my pace? Ms. "your too fast!" at 80 miles per hour
SHUT UP OR I WONT FINISH THE STORY!
Ok, what else did you get?
A game… it has four boxes and you have to get one of each color on each end!
Can I try?
SURE!!
Cool- tries it, gets it in a minute-
BUTT HEAD!!
I am not, that is not possible
BITE ME!
Finish this oh so funny story?
Butt head… ok, well, I gots this squishy thing, THAT YOU CAN'T SEE!, and some other things, and then I forgots them all inside, so she tried to get in, but he saw that she was with me and assumed trouble from her
Wow… smart man
Well, she just dazzles him enough that he is will to let her in, to get the things, which took 2 hours, which I was standing next to a scary dude
Can I beat him up?
No. sit. Stay. -Edward pouted but sat down and stayed there, all sad-
Please?
NO, calm down, and let me get on with this, ok? Good, well, I asked him if I could stay in that little area that's in between in and out, but he said no, and then an hour later, let me in cuz he was cold, so same sitch, but a little warmer.
Ok…
Well then she came back and took me here! That's all!! Bye, and DO NOT BEAT HIM UP
AAAWW! WHY NOT!
Cuz your too strong, now, BE GOOD
FINE!
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a/n ok, this is the last of this story for the day, I've done enough in this story, and have others to do before I pass out tonight!