Chapter DIECISÉIS! Blaine, Wes the Kurtnapper, Puck, and Truth or Dare
(I'm clearly not Ryan Murphy, Rick Riordan, or whoever owns the Princess Bride. How, then, could I own Glee, Percy Jackson, or the Princess Bride?)
David Thompson: knows who Nick's mother is...
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Nick Ward: Blaine!
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Kurt Hummel: Blaine...
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David Thompson: Blaine is a poophead.
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David Thompson: Grr...
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Wes Montgomery: KIDNAPPED KURT!
David Thompson: Kurtnapper.
Blaine Anderson: WHAAAAAT? HE SAID HE WAS AT HOME!
Wes Montgomery: Yeah, at home in my basement!
Blaine Anderson: What, O Gaveled One, is your ransom demand?
Wesley Robin Montgomery: Hmm...
David Thompson: Pffffft. Your middle name is Robin?
Dread Pirate Roberts: No... anyway! Mr. Blaine Susan Anderson, (LOL SUSAN) what do you advise for ransom?
Blaine Anderson: My parents thought I was going to be a girl, okay? Anyway... I demand... your entire ND performance collection!
Kurt Hummel: You fool! I'm typing on Wes's iPod, which has Auto-Coreect, but no working backspace. And he kept me up all might. Demand $20!
Blaine Anderson: I'm gonna go with Kurt, as he's the only one who gives me accurate information.
Wes Montgomery: Aw what?
Blaine Anderson: *smirks*
Kurt Hummel: *smirks*
David Thompson: *smirks*
Will Shuester: *smirks*
Wes Montgomery: AAAAHHH! Everyone's smirking!
David Thompson: You got a problem with smirking, Montgomery?
Wes Montgomery: No, sir. Of course not, sir. Wait. I'm in power over YOU, Thompson! Drop and give me 90210!
David Thompson: Isn't that a tv show? Anyway... 90210!
Wes Montgomery: YOU FREAKING SUCK DAVID MILONE THOMPSON!
David Thompson: How'd you know my middle name was Milone?
Wes Montgomery: S. T. F. U.
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Puck: What: BEST FACEBOOK PARTY EVER!
Who: Anyone
Where: This FB post
When: Sat. 8
Why: Because we're cool like that.
Jeff Sterling: BEST. FB. PARTY. EVAH!
Nick Ward: *plays every Ws and NDs song ever*
Blaine Anderson: HI!
Artie Abrams: hey
KlaineLuneville: HEY SOUL SISTERS AND BROTHERS!
Will Shuester: Hey! What's up?
KlaineLuneville: Not much. You?
Blaine Anderson: Wait a minute. Klaine... YAY! Luneville... Lu Neville? Lu... LunaxNeville? Yay!
KlaineLuneville: WOW you're slow. And oh-so-OOC. Why the Hades are you so OOC?
Nico di Angelo: Hey!
Blaine Anderson: Hey!
Nick Ward: Nico?
Nico di Angelo: Nicknicknick... do I know you?
Nick Ward: No.
Nico di Angelo: *googles you* DUDE! There's so many Nick Wards!
Nick Ward: I'm not famous.
Nico di Angelo: Aww...
Nick Ward: Shut the Hades up!
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Sam Evans: TRUTH. OR. DARE.
Puck: YES!
Sam Evans: Like this if you want to play!
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Sam Evans: Puck, truth or dare?
Puck: DARE!
Sam Evans: Change your name to Noah Freaking Puck for the whole game!
KlaineLuneville: But Puck is so much easier to write!
Noah Freaking Puck: Too. Bad. Finn, truth or dare?
Finn Hudson: Truth.
Noah Freaking Puck: Why'd you join Glee?
Finn Hudson: Because...
Will Shuester: IheardhimsingingCan'. .
Noah Freaking Puck: ...oh.
Finn Hudson: Artie?
Artie Abrams: dare.
Finn Hudson: Go to a random girl's page and flirt constantly.
-/-/BRITTANY'S PAGE\-\-
Artie Abrams: you're beautiful.
Artie Abrams: I love you.
Artie Abrams: did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Artie Abrams: be my Teenage Dream?
Santana Lopez: TOO FAR, WHEELS!
Artie Abrams: it's for a game!
-/-/SAM'S PAGE\-\-
Finn Hudson: LOL!
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Artie Abrams: KL... (can I call you that?) truth or dare?
KlaineLuneville: (yes) Dare.
Artie Abrams: like everything anyone says for the rest of the game!
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KlaineLuneville: Blaine, t or d?
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Blaine Anderson: T.
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KlaineLuneville: Who was your first crush?
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Blaine Anderson: His name backwards was iheart donuts. He was a foreign exchange student from some place where Stunod Traehi was actually quite a common name.
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Blaine Anderson: David?
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David Thompson: Dare.
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Blaine Anderson: Change your first name to your first girlfriend's for the entirety of this game.
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Sarah Thompson: Not. A. Word. Wesley?
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Wes Montgomery: Dare.
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Sarah Thompson: Go on a Facebook date. With KlaineLuneville.
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Wes Montgomery: *takes her to Breadstix*
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KlaineLuneville: *orders pizza*
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Wes Montgomery: KL?
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KlaineLuneville: Yeah...?
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Wes Montgomery: What the Hades is your Zeusing problem? I mean, you come in here and make our already Heray lives even more Poseidony. You just Hestiad up our Ares lives! You're an Apollo Artemisbag of Aphroditeing Hephaestus! You Dionysusy pathetic excuse for an Athena! I Demetering hate you, Persephone! You Hermesing suck!
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KlaineLuneville: I-I'm sorry, Wes. You know, I'm 12. When I turn 13, I'm going to post this on a website called FanFiction . net. Then various Gleeks will be able to enjoy it. I write this for entertainment and to give you, David, Jeff, Nick, and Thad personalities. I'm really sorry if what will soon (hopefully) become popular hurts your feelings, Wesley. Honestly.
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Wes Montgomery: Gleeks?
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KlaineLuneville: Fans, or geeks, of the TV show Glee.
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Wes Montgomery: OHHHHH! To the thing you said earlier: O_O
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Wes Montgomery: *drives KL home*
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Wes Montgomery: Nick?
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Nick Ward: TaTruth!
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KlaineLuneville: TaTruth?
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Wes Montgomery: Who is your mother?
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Nick Ward: She'll kill me if I say.
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Wes Montgomery: So? Better a dead Nick than a secret!
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Nick Ward: S
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Nick Ward: I
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Nick Ward: M
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Nick Ward: E
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Nick Ward: T
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Nick Ward: R
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Nick Ward: A. Now you know.
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Wes Montgomery: SIMETRA?
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Nick Ward: Think outside of the box.
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Wes Montgomery: Simetra... O. M. G. Your mother's Artemis!
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A/N: Sorry for the absurd length. This took way longer than normal of on/off writing. Anywho... O_o Nicky's mommy is Artemis!
Nick: She's NOT my mommy! My mommy is Hiranna Lee Shoa-gon Ward. I am the only demigod whose mother is *deep breath* Artemis.
Artemis: Nicky?
Nick: Mother?
Artemis: Nick, I'm so sorry! How- how-
KL: SHUT UP! See ya'll.
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