Danna said not to to play in the rude. What is a rude? I always thought it was someone being snarky, yeah, but it's apparently that place where cars car around and don't be crazy cars that hit other cars.

Danna also says there should be speed bumps out there and a stop sign at the end of the street so people aren't driving like imbocycles, but all his complaining goes ignored. Now THAT is rude. How dare they ignore my Danna, yeah!

Hmm, rude rude rude. What to do outside? I scared all the birdies and mice away, now what am I to do out here? If only there was a butterfly...

!

There is one! In the rude! I can't go in the rude! Hurry butterfly, go to the house across the street cause once you're there I can go there cause technically - that's not a rude. I'd just need to go through the rood to get there. Yes that makes perfect sense, I will not get into trouble. Danna said not to go in the rood, but he never said don't go THROUGH the road to get a butterfly.

Besides, that butterfly looks delicious.

I edge myself closer to the edge of the rood and see the butterfly finally land on one of those yellow flowers that turns into those puff things. This is my chance, yeah! Gooooooo!

*screeeeetch*

I look to the left of me and see that a big scary car one moment, the next it's dark so dark...and also hot. What's so hot over my head?

It's the cars belly! I've been eated! Oh Danna why didn't I listen! How am I going to get out now, yeah!

I hear a slam of a car door and see feet and...light? That must be the mouth! This thing has four mouths! Or two mouth holes and two poop holes, whatever, I guess if i ever wan to see Danna again, I have to go out that way, poop hole or not!

I rush out from inside the cars belly, past the feet all the way back home and into the open window in the front of the house. Lucky for me I see Danna while running to the door, did he know I wanted him? How un-rude!

"What was that noise? Deidara you're shaking! Are you okay, baby?

Unnn yeah, I'm a little shaken, but ok.

All of a sudden a loud knock comes from the front door and repeated ringings that I don't know where they came from. Are we under attack? Please, I just got eated and pooped out by a car, I've had enough excitement for one day, yeah.

Danna still has me in his arms and takes me to the door with him and we come face to face with this big scary looking guy who guess what? Doesn't look very happy - hey! He's giving ME the angry look! Maybe it was his car that ate me and I gave it a belly ache?

He points a big gross finger at me, looking even more grouchy, "Is that thing YOUR cat?"

Yeeeaaah~

"Yes?"

"I almost his that stupid cat! Didn't you teach your pet to stay out of the road?!"

Road? So it's not a rude? HohHo! I made a booboo.

"I did! But..." Danna doesn't finish but instead gives me a stinky look.

I'm in trouble... I should leave...oh wait nope he's not gonna let me go, I'm gonna die.

"There wasn't any damage to your car sir?"

"No but you should keep that furball either indoors or in line or it WILL end up dead in no time!"

Dead? Well I guess I would have died if I had stayed eated but -

"Trust me, he will be punished. Thank you so much for doing your best not to hit him."

The man grunts and walks away still all cranky pants, but what did I expect? He showed up cranky, he's probably going to leave cranky. Like with Kakuzu! Cranky, cranky, cranky.

Danna watches the man drive away and stands still for a moment before slamming the door and turning around and collapsing on it. There is a chance he won't do it, please don't do IT Danna, please yeah!

"Oh deidara you little brat! I told you not to play in the road!"

Well, technically I thought you said rude and I tech - ok wait your gonna start crying ok even when I begged you not to.

"W-what if I lost y-you!"

I'm so sorry Danna! Please don't cry! If you cry, I'll cry!

"Hgnnn I d-don't think I-I-I could live with you - "

He's cryinggg! I made Danna cryyy! I'm the wooorst!

I lean up and start licking at his face because kisses fix everything. I then nuzzle into his neck and gently paw at his chest, hopefully he'll accept my apology. I mean its not like I knew this would happen, yeah! Well actually, I kinda did know if I got caught I'd get in trouble, but I didn't know I'd make Danna cry! He was just trying to take care of me and I disobeyed!

If he doesn't stop, I will totally cry and maybe actually die from heartbreak.

"Bwaah! Baby!" He cries out and then returns my affection with a big hug. It's a bit snug and painful, but I deserve it for making Danna worry and cry like this.

"Ugh, Damn... This isn't going to end well, I'm going to be messed up all week!" He slowly stands up with me, stumbling a little as he walks up some stairs to the living room. "I should get an appointment with Dr. Orochimaru before this gets worse..." He mutters

Dr. Orochimaru will fix up this crying mess cause if he gets more as more sad cause of me I really will die, yeah. I couldn't live with the guilt! Hey, give me more kisses - what are you doing Danna?

No. No! That's the spray bottle! No! No no noooo!

/squirt squirt squirt

Auuugh!

I flop around in his arms, in fact, why would you spray me in your arms anyway? You didn't even give me a chance to run away!

Was having you cry on me not enough? Please no more sprays! You're just lucky I love you Danna and I won't scratch you!

"Will you go into the road again?"

No I never ever never will.

"I trust you not to, ok?"

Yes sir. I will never ever never never never ever go in the road again, yeah.

"Now that's taken care of, we're both still shaken and I'm sleepy from crying - lets have a nap."

If it will make you feel better, okay. But not because I'm getting sleepy though, this is for you Danna, for I will never play in or near the road again! I've learned my lesson, listen to Danna or never get to be taken car of cause either a car will killed me or heartbreak will!

Thank you eenayde for the idea! However, in the end your idea broke Sasori soooo...you're pretty much a terrible person.

ALSO people don't text and drive cause its distracting and dangerous and you could end up driving over a crazy persons kittydei! That's no good. if deidara can learn some road smarts, so can you!