Ahh, yes, another time for an author note. I am sorry about the update not being well, as soon as most people like it, but this hopefully will fit your needs.
In this chapter, most of it will be music, descriptions and lyrics, but at the beginings and ends, you will find that it is not all that meets the eye. . . ahh, yes, I love references. Anyway, i'm sorry to report that I am in no more need of OC's. Just some more music, very specific this time.
Time for a couple of things called answeres and thanks!
THIS GOES OUT TO CERTAIN PEOPLE, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE! STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT WHEATHER OR NOT SOMEONE IN THE STORY WOULD OR WOULDN'T DO SOMETHING! IT'S MY STORY, WHAT HAPPENES HAPPENS!
ALSO, LET ME MAKE IT CLEAR, I DID NOT "SLEEP" WITH RAINBOW DASH! I ACTUALLY SLEPT! AS IN: GOING DORMENT TO REPAIR BODY! (THIS MEANS BEEF, RAINBOW DASH BRONY, JONAH LANE, ECT!) THANK YOU, BUT REMEMBER, WHAT HAPPENS HAPPENS, LEAVE IT AT THAT!
There, I think (Or rather hope) that the caps lock got through to them. Oh, and that wasn't to everypony out there, if you didn't do anything wrong, and you know it, don't feel ashamed or mad, it's not directed to anyone who did anything wrong.
I'm just gonna thank everyone in one big THANK YOU! yeah, I like using caps lock. Gets the point across. It's like, yelling or something.
I want a sad song, very heartfelt. It is for a good cause. I am pretty sure I will not be in need of one, since I have a great on on my mind, but just in case. Anyway, if you like what I have, and like music, look up the songs I have to offer. No, LET LE SHOW BEGIN!
we were done practicing. I sat alone, slumping against the wooden wall, while my friends offered to finish up putting all of the equipment on the stage. My brother, whom I had forgoten about, had ran into the room hoping for a spot on the band. It was good to have someone who knew how to play the dj board, because for the sounds of the instruments we didn't have would be replicated on the dj board, in which none but my brother had experience on.
Once Jordan entered the room, he ran to change into the quickly made clothes for his performance. A fitting black colored set, the same set all of my friends wore. He looked like a real dubstepper (I don't know the actuall term) ready to blow away the ponies. I made one thing clear though: he had to go by OUR plan. I have him the list as a face of disgust plastered on his head. He may have not like these, but it was what I and my friends chose, and for once, my brother accepted it and moved on. He knew what to do.
I checked the watch I chose specially for this. It was large, and pure black. A ruber strap held onto the watch as it hung onto my wrist. The dial was also black, but a special watch it was indeed. The reason I chose it, was because it was a gift from one of my favorite people in the world: my dad. I know, cheezy, but it was a true master piece. A lot of my friends, people whom I'd never met, and enemies would call it a godzilla watch, but to me, I knew the sheer true size a watch could take. Ever seen a venom? Those things make the moon seem small. That brings me to another specialty. The dial was black, but what it was made out of was blessed. Meteorite sat with grey colored numbers on it, with grey colored hands. It was called, "A Swiss legend; Neptune." The hands pointed to the numbers which showed me that we had but 3 minutes before the show began, and what a show we had in store.
Little did I know, that the show wasn't to begin, until it ended. . .
meanwhile, the everyfree forest. . .
"Number 9, it is time. Go now, and see to it that the nightmare over takes what it needs. Do not try to stop it, no matter how much you wish too. It would screw up what needs to happen." number 1 spoke.
"Yes, master 1." nine called him. He was the only one worthy to call him "Master." "I will see to it that what needs to happen, happens."
"Good. Now, go, before it's too late. It must be witnessed." number 1 spoke. They were the only entities in the opening, as number 9 flew towards ponyville.
Back in ponyville. . .
"Are we all ready?" I asked.
"Eeyup!" Beef imitated. A smile gerw on all of our faces. I checked my neptune one single last time, showing that 30 seconds were between us, and a crowd. We were all standing in our spots. The drums sat behind us all. I stood in front, behind the mic that sood on the mic stand. There was a chair by me. A guitar sat by me also, and so did a viola. Jonah held onto his bass-guitar with a cello by his side, Beef with the drums, Alek with a gutar slung over him and a trombone by him, Jordan behind his dj board whitch stood to my left. Alek and Jonah sat to my right. Dominic sat behind a piano to the right of the drums, and Xavier sat almost dirctly to my right, with a mic in front of him and a trumpet sitting by him. He wouldn't use it much, but he would use it.
"Remember the order guys. We can do this." I said, as is kept watching the seconds tick by, coming down to ten seconds. The magic twilight held would open the curtains. Everything was hooked up to the correct amps.
"3! 2! 1!" I said, as the curtains flew. I now heard the roar of the crowd. As the flow of the crowd brushed pass us, I felt something that gave the amazing confidence: acceptance. Little feels better than acceptance. Trust me.
I saw all of my newfound friends. The purple magical pony, the orange applefarmer, the white botique owner, the shy yellow animal caretaker, and finally, the awesomest of them all, none other than, Rainbow Dash! They all sat front row, milling as they talked among themselve. I also saw the other ponies I had met while here who were to come with me on my quest of epic proportion. But then, I noticed something I had not expected, at all. I felt like I had to bow, for both princesses sat by Twilight, smiling at my friends and I. Now, I felt much more than confidence. Something worth more than anything I had ever felt. Well, almost anything. I wondered how I didn't feel intimidated by the presence of royalty. I was probably getting a good vibe from Xavier.
I noticed now the crowd had calmed down. I tapped the mic. 'good, it's working.' I thought.
'time to speak. Remember, courage.' I told myself.
"Hello everypony. A lot of you may recognize us as the new beings in this world. We did, in fact come from another world, where music was something widley noted," (Pun intended) I spoke.
"I decided a couple of days ago to put together a show, to show all you ponies, the music of earth. I want you to remember one thing: we came up with none of this. It was all from other people of our world."
Applejack smirked and thought: 'I love the modesty.'
I sat down in the chair, and lowered the mic. I picked up my viola, and signaled Jordan to start.
-Paradise- by coldplay,
he played some notes. I put my bow to the string, and at the perfect point, I started to play. After a couple of lines, very few, I stopped. Everything was going just as practiced. I sat up and put donw my viola. I raised up the mic, and all the instruments came into play for a second or two, until only the piano played. I started to sing.
"When she was just a girl
She expected the world-,
But it flew away from her re-ach
So she ran away in her sleep.
And Dreamed of para- para- paradise
Para- para- paradise
Para- para- paradise
Every time she closed her eyes
Whoa-oh-oh oh-oooh oh-oh-oh"
the instruments once again came into play.
"When she was just a gir-l
She expected the world-,
But it flew away from her reach,
And the bullets catch in her teeth
Life goes on
It gets so heavy
The wheel breaks the butterfly
Every tear, a waterfall
In the night, the stormy night
She closed her eyes
In the night, the stormy night
Away she'd fly.
And dreamed of para- para- paradise
Para- para- paradise
Para- para- paradise
Whoa-oh-oh oh-oooh oh-oh-oh
She dreamed of para- para- paradise
Para- para- paradise
Para- para- paradise
Whoa-oh-oh oh-oooh oh-oh-oh.
La la la La
La la la
So lying underneath those stormy skies.
She said oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
I know the sun must set to rise.
This could be para- para- paradise
Para- para- paradise
This could be para- para- paradise
Whoa-oh-oh oh-oooh oh-oh-oh.
This could be para- para- paradise
Para- para- paradise
Could be para- para- paradise
Whoa-oh-oh oh-oooh oh-oh-oh.
This could be para- para- paradise
Para- para- paradise
Could be para- para- paradise
Whoa-oh-oh oh-oooh oh-oh-oh.
Oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo
Oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo
the piano played by itself, and the rest of us faded away, and finally, the piano stopped. We were met with silence for couple of seconds. I grew nervouse, feeling failure. I hung my head, then heard the stomping of hooves and a lot of applause and whistling. I looked back up and saw this, and immediately grew a smile.
I tapped my foot to a beat as we all got ready for the next song. I looked to the left, as spike, being the awesomessed dragon friend you can have, tossed me my fadora from back stage, and Xavier's to him. I nodded to him in thanks. He nodded back, and my brother started the song on the dj board. When the time came, I started singing.
-Beat it- micheal jackson (RIP)
They Told Him Don't You Ever Come Around Here
Don't Wanna See Your Face, You Better Disappear
The Fire's In Their Eyes And Their Words Are Really Clear
So Beat It, Just Beat It
You Better Run, You Better Do What You Can
Don't Wanna See No Blood, Don't Be A Macho Man
You Wanna Be Tough, Better Do What You Can
So Beat It, But You Wanna Be Bad
Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
No One Wants To Be Defeated
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right
Just Beat It, Beat It
Just Beat It, Beat It
Just Beat It, Beat It
Just Beat It, Beat It
They're Out To Get You, Better Leave While You Can
Don't Wanna Be A Boy, You Wanna Be A Man
You Wanna Stay Alive, Better Do What You Can
So Beat It, Just Beat It
You Have To Show Them That You're Really Not Scared
You're Playin' With Your Life, This Ain't No Truth Or Dare
They'll Kick You, Then They Beat You,
Then They'll Tell You It's Fair
So Beat It, But You Wanna Be Bad
Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
No One Wants To Be Defeated
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right
Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
No One Wants To Be Defeated
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right
Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
No One Wants To Be Defeated
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right
Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
No One Wants To Be Defeated
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Who's Right
Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
No One Wants To Be Defeated
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right
Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
No One Wants To Be Defeated
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right
Just Beat It, Beat It
Beat It, Beat It, Beat It!
The song ended. 'now, another micheal jacson song. This ones gonna be fun!' I thought as my brother started up the song (He'll do that a lot, so expect it.) and I started to sing.
It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes
You're paralyzed
'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about strike
You know it's thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight
You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination, girl!
But all the while you hear the creature creeping up behind
You're out of time
'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes, girl
Thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight
Night creatures calling, the dead start to walk in their masquerade
There's no escaping the jaws of the alien this time
(They're open wide)
This is the end of your life
They're out to get you, there's demons closing in on every side
They will possess you unless you change that number on your dial
Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together, yeah
All through the night I'll save you from the terror on the screen
I'll make you see
That this is thriller, thriller night
'Cause I can thrill you more than any ghost would ever dare try
Thriller, thriller night
So let me hold you tight and share a
Killer, diller, chiller, thriller here tonight
'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
Girl, I can thrill you more than any ghost would ever dare try
Thriller, thriller night
So let me hold you tight and share a killer, thriller, ow!
(I'm gonna thrill ya tonight)
Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y'alls neighborhood
I'm gonna thrill ya tonight, ooh baby
I'm gonna thrill ya tonight, oh darlin'
Thriller night, baby, ooh!
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller!
We were once again met with applause. Now, for my favorite. I sat down, and pickked up my viola. Xavier got up to the mic. I started by playing pachabels canon in D major, when Jordan came in and turned it into something else. I kept playing for backround music. Xavier started singing.
-I'll C U when U get there- Coolio
Now I've seen places and faces
And things you ain't never thought about thinking
If you ain't peek then you must be drinking and smokin'
Pretending not to lockin' but you're brokin'
Let me get you open now
Little Timmy got his diploma and, little Jimmy got life
And Tamikra around the corner
Just took her first hit off The pipe
The other homie shot the other homie
And ran off with his money
And when the other homies heard about it
They thought it was funny but who's the dummy
Now you done lost the hustler
A down-ass brother got replaced by a buster
And though I got love for ya, I know I can't trust you
Coz my crew is rollin' numbers and your crew is rollin' duchess
And just because of that you act you don't like a brother
No more, uh, I guess that's just the way it goes
I ain't tryina preach, I believe I can reach
But your mind ain't prepared, I see you when you get there
I'll see you when you get there
If you ever get there, see you when you get there
I'll see you when you get there if you ever get there
See you when you get there
More temptation then faith
I guess we livin' for today
I seen a man get swept off his feet by a boy with an AK
the situation so twisted everybody gettin lifted
I'm just tryin to take care of my kids
And handle my business coz it way too serious
So you gotta pay close attention
So you don't get caught sittin'
When they come and do all the gettin'
Life is a big game so you gotta play it with a big heart
Some of us gotta run a little faster
Coz we gotta later start, but I'd be a fool to surrender
When I know I can be a contender
if everybody's ascending then everybody could be
A winner, no matter you rag color deep down we all brothers
and regardless of the time somebody else still love us
I'm a suffer and struggle until i'm breathless and weak
I just strived my whole life to make it to the mountain peak
always keep reaching sure to grab on to something
I'll be there when you get there when you wit the sound bumpin'
I'll see you when you get there
If you ever get there, see you when you get there
I'll see you when you get there if you ever get there
See you when you get there
You need to loosen up and live a little
and if they got kids let them know how you feel
and for your own sake give a little
oh, you don't want to hear that
you busy tryina stack
and keep them from the Jones's is taking advantage of your own
the realist homies got you but you known them longest
but some ain't missing a good thing until it's gone
could have built an empire if not for the jelousy that divides
we prefare to keep our eyes shut to whats right when
it's something wrong and we desire
so hold your head up high if your poor and righteous
until time seems right
the problems seem endless
in the time of despair we gotta put ourselves together
and if you feel you're out the game then you need to get back in it
coz nothing worse than a quitter
you gotta face responsibility one day, my brother
so gather up your pity and turn it to ambition
and put your vehicle in drive and stop by my side
I'll see you when you get there
If you ever get there, see you when you get there
I'll see you when you get there if you ever get there
See you when you get there
As we walk down the road of our destiny
and the times to chose what shall it be
we got one push to give and one life to live
stand up for something or lie down in your game
listen to the song that we sing
it's up to you to make it big
I guess I'll see you when you see me
I'll see you when you get there
If you ever get there, see you when you get there
I'll see you when you get there if you ever get there
See you when you get there
I'll see you when you get there
If you ever get there, see you when you get there
I'll see you when you get there if you ever get there
See you when you get there
and with that, I finished with the band. Then, we started another song. I got up to sing again.
-lean on me- Bill withers
Sometimes in our lives
We all have pain
We all have sorrow
But if we are wise
We know that there's
Always tomorrow
Lean on me, when you're not strong
And I'll be your friend
I'll help you carry on
For it won't be long
Till I'm gonna need
Somebody to lean on
Please swallow your pride
If I have things
You need to borrow
For no one can fill
Those of your needs
That you won't let show
You just call on me brother
When you need a hand
We all need somebody to lean on
I just might have a problem
That you'll understand
We all need somebody to lean on
Lean on me, when you're not strong
And I'll be your friend
I'll help you carry on
For it won't be long
Till I'm gonna need
Somebody to lean on
You just call on me brother
When you need a hand
We all need somebody to lean on
I just might have a problem
That you'll understand
We all need somebody to lean on
If there is a load
You have to bear
That you can't carry
I'm right up the road
I'll share your load
If you just call me
Call me
If you need a friend
(Call me)
Call me
(Call me)
If you need a friend
(Call me)
If you ever need a friend
(Call me)
Call me
(Call me)
Call me
(Call me)
Call me
(Call me)
Call me
(Call me)
If you need a friend
(Call me)
Call me
(Call me)
Call me
(Call me)
Call me
(Call me)
Call me
(Call me)
we ended the song. Now, for another one! I think I will stop these intro/outro things.
-Lover her madly- The Doors
Don't ya love her madly
Don't ya need her badly
Don't ya love her ways
Tell me what you say
Don't ya love her madly
Wanna be her daddy
Don't ya love her face
Don't ya love her as she's walkin' out the door
Like she did one thousand times before
Don't ya love her ways
Tell me what you say
Don't ya love her as she's walkin' out the door
All your love
All your love
All your love
All your love
All your love is gone
So sing a lonely song
Of a deep blue dream
Seven horses seem to be on the mark
Yeah, don't you love her
Don't you love her as she's walkin' out the door
All your love
All your love
All your love
Yeah, all your love is gone
So sing a lonely song
Of a deep blue dream
Seven horses seem to be on the mark
Well, don't ya love her madly
Don't ya love her madly
Don't ya love her madly!
-Evil Women- ELO
You made a fool of me
But them broken dreams have got to end
Hey woman, you got the blues
Yes you ain't got no one else to use
There's an open road that leads nowhere
So just make some miles between here and there
There's a hole in my head where the rain comes in
You took my body and played to win
Ha ha woman it's a crying shame
But you ain't got nobody else to blame
Evil woman, evil woman
Evil woman, evil woman
Rolled in from another town
Hit some gold too hot to settle down
But a fool and his money soon go separate ways
And you found that fool lyin' in a daze
Ha ha woman, what you gonna do?
You destroyed all the virtues that the Lord gave you
It's so good that you're feeling pain
Yes you better get your face on board the very next train
Evil woman, evil woman
Evil woman, evil woman
Evil woman, evil woman
Evil woman, evil woman
Evil woman how you done me wrong
But now you're tryin' to wail a different song
Ha ha funny how you broke me up
You made the wine now you drink the cup
I came runnin' every time you cried
Thought I saw love smilin' in your eyes
Ha ha very nice to know
That you ain't got no place well left to go
Evil woman, evil woman
Evil woman, evil woman
Evil woman, evil woman
Evil woman, evil woman
Evil woman, evil woman
-Twilight Zone-(EEYUP!) Golden earring
Somewhere in a lonely hotel room
There's a guy starting to realize
That eternal fate has turned it's back on him.
It's 2am...
It's 2 am (it's 2 am)
The fear is gone (the fear is gone)
I'm sitting here waiting (sitting here waiting)
The gun's still warm (the gun's still warm)
Maybe my connection
Is tired of taking chances
Yeah, there's a storm on the loose
Sirens in my head
Wrapped up in silence
All circuits are dead
Cannot decode
My whole life spins into a frenzy
Help I'm steppin' into the Twilight Zone
Place is a madhouse
Feels like being cloned
My becaon's been moved
Under moon and star
Where am I to go
Now that I've gone too far
Soon you will come to know
When the bullet hits the bone
Soon you will come to know
When the bullet hits the bone
I'm fallin' down a spiral
Destination unknown
Double-crossed messenger
All alone
Can't get no connection
Can't get through where are you?
Well the night weighs heavy
On his guilty mind
This far from
The border line
When the hitman comes
He knows damn well he has been cheated
Help I'm steppin' into the Twilight Zone
Place is a madhouse
Feels like being cloned
My becaon's been moved
Under moon and star
Where am I to go
Now that I've gone too far
Soon you will come to know
When the bullet hits the bone
Soon you will come to know
When the bullet hits the bone
When the bullet hits the bone
Help I'm steppin' into the Twilight Zone
Place is a madhouse
Feels like being cloned
My becaons been moved
Under moon and star
Where am I to go
Now that I've gone too far
Soon you will come to know
When the bullet hits the bone
Soon you will come to know
When the bullet hits the bone
When the bullet hits the bone
When the bullet hits the bone
When the bullet hits the bone!
-Don't fear the Reaper- Blue Oyster Cult
All our times have come,
Here but now they're gone.
Seasons don't fear the reaper,
Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain...
We can be like they are.
Come on, baby... don't fear the reaper.
Baby, take my hand... don't fear the reaper.
We'll be able to fly... don't fear the reaper.
Baby, I'm your man...
Valentine is done,
Here but now they're gone.
Romeo and Juliet
Are together in eternity... Romeo and Juliet.
40,000 men and women everyday... Like Romeo and Juliet.
40,000 men and women everyday... Redefine happiness.
Another 40,000 coming everyday... We can be like they are.
Come on, baby... don't fear the reaper.
Baby, take my hand... don't fear the reaper.
We'll be able to fly... don't fear the reaper.
Baby, I'm your man...
Love of two is one,
Here but now they're gone.
Came the last night of sadness,
And it was clear she couldn't go on.
Then the door was open and the wind appeared,
The candles blew then disappeared,
The curtains flew then he appeared... saying don't be afraid,
Come on, baby... and she had no fear,
And she ran to him... then they started to fly.
They looked backward and said goodbye... she had become like they are.
She had taken his hand... she had become like they are.
Come on, baby... don't fear the reaper.
-Polka Power- WEIRD AL!
Yeah, I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want
So tell us what you want, what you really really want
I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want
So tell us what you want, what you really really want
I wanna ha, I wanna ha, I wanna ha, I wanna ha
I wanna really really really wanna zigga zigga ah
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends (gotta get with my friends)
Make it last forever, friendship never ends
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give (you've got to give)
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is
Hey!
I'm not sick, but I'm not well
And I'm so hot, 'cause I'm in hell
I'm not sick, but I'm not well
And it's a sin (yes it's a sin) to live so well
Ghetto superstar - that is what you are
Coming from afar, reaching for the stars
Run away with me, to another place
We can rely on each other, uh huh
From one corner to another, uh huh
Everybody (yeah)
Rock your body (yeah)
Everybody
Rock your body right
Backstreet's back, all right
All right
So don't delay, act now, supplies are running out
But now if you're still alive, six to eight years to arrive
And if you follow, there may be a tomorrow but if the offer's shun
You might as well be walking on the sun
Might as well be walking on the sun
Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic
Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic
Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
Quicker than a ray of light
Quicker than a ray of light
Quicker than a ray of li-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ight
I wanna push you around, well I will, well I will
I wanna push you down, well I will, well I will
I wanna take you for granted
I wanna take you for granted
Yeah, yeah, well I will
I want something else
To get me through this semi-charmed kinda life, baby baby
I want something else
I'm not listening when you say good-bye
Doot doot doot doot do do do
Doot doot doot doot do do do
Doot doot doot doot do do do
Do do do do do do
There's lots of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
We're all stars now in the dope show
Mmmbop, do floppa do wop
Do be dop ah
Do wap, do zap ah, do
Yeah-ee yeah
Mmmbop, do b'zap ah, do wop
Do be dop ah
Do wop, doom zap ah, do
I smell sex and candy here
Who's that lounging in my chair
Who's that casting devious stares in my direction
Mama, this surely is a dream
Yeah, yeah mama, this surely is a dream
Dig it, yeah mama, this surely is
Closing time
One last call for alcohol
So finish your whiskey or beer
Closing time
You don't have to go home
But you can't stay here
I know who I wanna take me home
I know who I wanna take me home
I know who I wanna take me home
Take us home
'Cause it's closing time
Yeah it's closing time
We're talkin' 'bout closin' time
It's really closin' time
Hey!"
Then, spike ran out on stage and handed me a banjo! I guess he's my number 1 assistant too!
-Polka Face- WEIRD AL!
"Mum mum mum mum
Mum mum mum muh
Oh whoa oh oh oh
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read-a my polka face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read-a my polka face
(She's got to love nobody)
P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face (Mum mum mum muh)
P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face
HEY!
Womanizer, woman-womanizer, you're a womanizer
Oh, womanizer, oh, you're a womanizer, baby
You-yuh-You are
You-yuh-You are
Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer
(Womanizer)
Boy don't try to front
(I-I) I know just what you are (are-are)
Boy don't try to front
(I-I) I know just what you are (are-are)
You say I'm crazy
I've got your crazy
You're nothing but a
Womanizer
You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down, down
You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down
HEY!
Day and night
The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night
He's all alone through the day and night (day and night)
The lonely loner seems to free his mind at night (at, at, at night)
It's a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and I need you now
Said I wouldn't call but I've lost all control and I need you now
And I don't know how I can do without, I just need you now
And I was like baby baby baby
Baby baby baby
Baby baby baby
I thought you'd always be mine
So, so what, I'm still a rock star
I got my rock moves and I don't need you
And guess what, I'm havin' more fun
And now that we're done, I'm gonna show you tonight
I'm alright, I'm just fine and you're a tool
So, so what, I am a rock star
I got my rock moves and I don't want you tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a girl just to try it, I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong, it felt so right, don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it
And I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems
Blame it on the goose, gotcha feeling loose
Blame it on the 'tron, catch me in the zone
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the vodka (HEY!)
Blame it on the henny (HEY!)
Blame it on the blue tap (HEY!)
Got you feeling dizzy (HEY!)
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Shawty's like a melody in my head
That I can't keep out
Got me singin' like
Na na na na everyday
It's like my iPod stuck on replay
Stuck on replay
Stuck on replay
Replay
Replay
Replay-ay-ay-ay
Baby, are you down, down, down, down, down?
Baby are you down?
I'm only gonna break break your break break your heart
I'm only gonna break break your break break your heart
I'm only gonna break break your break break your heart
I'm only gonna break your heart
Don't stop
Make it pop
DJ blow my speakers up
Tonight
I'mma fight
Till we see the sun light
Tick tock
On the clock
But the polka dont stop, (NO!)
Yodel-yodel-lady-hoo
Yodel-yodel-lady-hoo
P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face
Oh no you can't read my
P-p-polka face
Talkin' 'bout my polka face
P-p-p-polka face
nd with that, we finished. "Thank you for coming everypony!" I said into the mic. Everypony then bagan to shout, "ENCORE!" I looked at everyone (My friends) and they agreed. I picked up my guitar and strapped it on, then started to play.
-Sharp Dressed Man- ZZ TOP
Clean shirt, new shoes
And I don't know where I am goin' to
Silk suit, black tie
I don't need a reason why
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man
Gold watch, diamond ring
I ain't missin' not a single thing
And cufflinks, stick pin
When I step out I'm gonna do you in
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man
Top coat, top hat
Well I don't worry 'cause my wallet's fat
Black shades, white gloves
Lookin' sharp and lookin' for love
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man!" That's when I started on my gutar solo
Applause were heard after our encore ended. I couldn't believe the true success we had become tonight. It made me feel a sence of pride and joy. And, acomplishment. I looked into the crowd and saw all of my newfound friends, smiling at me.
"Thank you everypony!" I said into the mic. I had planned to do this tonight, and one more thing. "If anypony has questions, I will be out in front in about 10 minutes, maybe with the rest of the band maybe not." I announced. I and the band went back to the back stage area. We all switched back into our street cloths and left the stage all together, going out the back door and making our way to the front area. "We'll get the stuff tomorrow." I said.
20 minutes later
"What did it feel like being up on stage?" a little red filly asked.
"I felt nervouse at first, to be honest. But, once I knew I had the great support of my friends," I answered, looking back to the band. "I knew I couldn't mess up. Oh, and my brother." I added. All of my friends had decided to join me to answer questions ponies had. The little red filly thanked us and ran off. Everypony whom attended the concert stayed. The next ponies to come up to us were all of my very best friends.
"Hey, guys! Whatcha think?" I asked. I was answered with everypony but the princess answering at once.
"Cool!" one said.
"Awesome!" another told.
"Darn tutin' of a good time!" I recognized applejack say. Once they were done, princess celestia came up to me.
"That was an amzing performance! I never would of realized humans had such great musical talent." she said.
"Well, I couldn't of done it without the help of my friends." I said back.
Just then, a pony in a black cloak pushed his way through my friends and up to me. The cloak shadowed his face.
"Umm, hello there, fellow pony. Do you wanna ask us anything?" I asked. He stood there and stared at me. None of us talked, but the crowd noise kept it from being complete and eerie silence.
"Oh MY GOODNESS! you're new here because I know everypony in ponyville but I don't know you which means you have to be new and if you're new that means you don't have any friends and that means you must be sad and that means you need friends! You wanna be our friends? I have to throw you a welcome to ponyville party! I already like you!" pinkie said.
Somehow being unphased by pinkie pie, he turned his attention to my brother. He immediately ran at him, scaring the crap out of my brother. He started to run as he was chased. Everypony turned their attention to the chase as I started to run after the cloaked pony, and as my brother screamed. All of my friends also attempted to catch the silent stranger.
As the other citizens of ponyville watched, the cloaked pony closed in on him. Just then, both of the princesses teleported infront of him. With great reflexes he ran under their feet with eas. My brother kept running, and the the cloaked pony was right on his tail. Just then, rainbow dash flew as fast as a bullet as she dashed at the pony. She was about to tackle the pony to the ground, when he moved out of the way as she dived. Dash hit the ground hard. Fury immediately grew inside of me as I saw dash was in pain. I just remembered that everypony knew about me and dash, so, I screamed.
"NOPONY MOTHERFUCKING HURTS HER!" I pumped an adrenilan rush into my legs just like gas in a car. I started to gain on the pony in the black cloak, overcome by the rage welling within. Quickly, I ran faster and faster. I came close to the pony, right behind Jordan . Without looking, I somehow knew now that every citizen in ponyville was working hard to capture the cloaked threat. I saw him readying to pounce, so I did so first. I jumped, tackling the cloaked pony to the ground.
He turned himself to come face to face with me. I held him down by the shoulders. I now took time to check our surroundings. I saw that we were right by sugarcube corner. The cool night air, well, cooled me as sweat dripped down my face. My friends finally caught up to me, and my brother had turned around and were now all gathered right by us.
"Time to interogate!" Xavier said with devilish grin. I could tell the unkown pony grew nervouse, so he went to another measure to get away. He escaped his hind legs from mine, the put them up to me stomach where, with tremendous force, he pushed me up. I flew through the air. All of my friends looked towards me, including the princesses and my brother as I flew back. I now, within seconds, drew to the conclusioin that all of ponville had caught up to us. Rainbow flew towards me in an attempt to catch me. Right before she got to me, I hit something hard, like brick. I fell down onto the ground, groaning in pain. Everypony rushed over to me. Many cries of "Are you ok?" and "OH No!" were heard.
Through a hole between ponies and people, I saw the covered pony rushing back to my brother. I quickly felt around, and found a metal pipe. I picked it up as I picked myself up. I looked to the pony, as every other pony looked at me with confused as the cloaked pony jumped at my brother, I flung the pipe, hitting him square in the jaw. He fell to the ground.
"That's what you get for hurting my friends." I said as he slowly got back up. I randomly thaught, 'what a turn of events!'
just then, the cloaked pony untied his cloak, and let it drop. Everypony gasped. What we saw, was a purple mist type thing. It started to speak.
"Foolish homosapian! You will pay!" he said. I was confused on why he called us the specific scientific term for humans. Maybe he wanted to be a scientist? (You know who you are: only u will get that!) he then quickly whooshed at my brother. He seemed to. . . enter him. Like, his soul or something. My brother let out a blood curtling scream as all we could do is watch in horror.
The scream ended, and now, he fell to the ground on both knees. He panted very hard. He got back up, one knee by the other. A mystical glow surrounded him. Twilight whispered to princess celestia.
"Princess! We need to use our magic against him!"
"No, it will be no use!" celestia answered. Now, my brother, apparently overcome by the entity, spoke.
"You were a fool to put me in pain, holder of the element of helpfulness. As I said, you will pay!" he then had mist tenticals fly towards all of my human friends, and the mane six. They wraped around them, and they screamed in fear. Even rainbow dash was scared. They for some reason didn't capture me, or any of my other friends, any citizens, and the princesses.
"Come get them!" he taunted. "I'll be at the labrynth of torture! Bring the elemts of harmony, and I may spare teir lives. You have 7 days before I kill them all!" he then randomly dissipated into nothing, along with most of my friends. And, he took dashie.
Silence loomed. I broke it. "Seth, hugo, Red, Ravany, Phantom, and princesses, if you would like, meet me in the library." I said without looking at them behind me. I walked towards twilights house.
. . .
"Alright, the nightmare said he would be in the labrynth of torture. That, is all the way across equestria, into zebra territory. Thank god that we are all allies. So, what we have to do, is head north-east, go around the canterlot mountain, and then, we have to go by foot through the Equestrian reinforest up to the snout river, where rapids are fearce, and we have to make a boat to cross it. Then we have to go through the himalaymane mountains, then through the mule's desert, just a little part of mule territory, so we'll have to be careful because they won't be allies. They've been stubborn as a mule lately." I said.
"well, duh, they are mules!" seth told.
"True," I said back, "But, anyway, after that, we have a sea to cross then we will be at the labrynth of torture."
"So, zat is all? Zat should be easy as pie!" red said.
"You never really make good pie, red." Phantom stated.
"I see much danger on the path!" ravany informed.
"It doesn't matter, as long as we make it." I said back.
"Well, that's just it," ravany started, "I see that not all of us will." a few silent moments passed.
"It's a risk you will all have to take, for equestria." Luna said.
"I agree. One life is worth it to save millions. You will not die in vain, if you all help save equestria."
"We need to go immediately." hugo said. "If it is called the labrynth of torture, well, it kind of speaks for itself."
"True. Well then, lets go. Everypony, go home and get all your nesecities. Pack lightly. Meet back here in one hour." I said. We all headed out. I stepped out the front dorr, when celestia called me back.
"Cooper, I am very sorry that this has forsaken you. I wish you much luck. I will do whatever I can, starting with canterlot. You can take the train there, then, we have some weapons you may use, such as spears and bows and arrows. It's not much, but I knew you humans are good with those kind of things. You know, because I have, kind of been watching over you for a while."
"Thank you princess. You too, luna. Although you did take me away from my family, you made my time here as nice as you could. And, it was always my dream to come here, just with all of my friends AND family."
"All we can do is wish you all luck. Today, you shall embark on a journey deciding the fate of life. I know you can do it. I know you can save us all, cooper. But, we are very sorry, for we need to go to canterlot, to raise the sun, and lower the moon in 3 hours." luna informed.
"Why must you go now?" I asked.
"To get everything ready for when you leave." celestia answered. And with that, she and luna were enveloped in a bright light, then were gone.
After a moment, I talked to myself. "I guess I should go home and get my stuff to go." so, I did.
1 hour later. . .
we met back up at the tree house. I had only gotten a couple of necessities, such as a tent, a bag full of food and water, a small bag that has a couple of rolles of duck tape and the map, with a book on how to make stuff with said duck tape, a book from twilight that held the cure for poison joke in it, an extra empty bag, my trusty pocket knife, and 4 things I never knew I, or rather my father, had. After slouthing around my parents room, I found one bowie knife with a sheath strappable to a belt, a 9mm gun, a revolver, and a CZ75. All, with much ammo. I packed the amo into another bag, and I put the guns in holsters also strapped to my belt.
Everypony else brought only a tent and bags of food. We were al ready to head out. Right before I left, I noticed spike, which I oddly hadn't noticed for a while.
"COOPER! The princess sent you this letter. It's your pass onto the train, with a couple of bits incase you come across civilization."
"Why havn't I seen my favorite dragon in a while?" I asked him, totally off subject.
"Buisness in canterlot. Anyway, here you go!" he handed it to me. I checked a pouch which held the bits. 400 bits came out.
"A couple of bits, huh?" I asked. He shrugged. "Alright everypony, lets head out! Oh, and don't worry spike, I will bring them back." I reassured. He nodded. We ran out side and to the train. We talked while we walked. We talked about what happens if we run into trouble, which is a very possible thing according to ravany. We also needed to have a plan to get over the river. I told them I had a plan that had to do with duck tape, from when I saw myth busters once when they survived on a deserted island and with only duck tape survived and were capable of making it back to civalization. They asked me what myth busters were, so I told them.
"It's a show where these two guys named adam and jamie look up myths people have created, and the show provides them to decide and run tests to see if the myth is just a myth, or if it is real." I explained.
"Cool!" seth said as we arrived at the station. We walked through security. One guard gave me the evil eye. I didn't mind it. Then, somepony stopped us at random.
"Hello, there. My name is mr. boxcar, and I would like to see your ticket sir." I showed him the letter. After reading it for a couple of seconds, he said, "Alright, everything here seems to be in order, thank you!" he then moved on to somepony else. We walked onto the train. I pointed out a couple of seats near the back and told everypony to sit there.
"Aright everypony, lets get some rest. It's been a long night, and we'll need our energy. The train ride should take about 5 hours, so we have a good time to sleep." seth stated.
I heard ravany mutter to herself, "This train doesn't feel right. I sence some kind of . . . disturbance." I decided to worry about this, but when I lay my head down, I immediately felt how tired I really was. The last thing I heard was Mr. boxcar yell: "All abord who's commin' aboard!" and with that, I fell into slumber
4 hours, 50 minutes later. . .
I awoke to a loud screech. I put my hands over my ears to block out the sound.
"Ahh! What the hell?" I said. I opened my eyes to see red blowing into a whistle. He stopped and let it drop. "DUDE!" I yelled.
"Oh, come on cooper, zis has done no harm. I simple needed you awake, vecauze it is almost time to get ov zee train. Oh, and I got all of us some of zese, I just forgot until now, so, here. Now, get up you zlacker!" he threw a whistle on my shirt. I picked it up and put it around my neck.
"What are they for?" I asked as I got up and started to follow red into another train car.
"Zees are vor ven if ju get in any trouble, ju blow zee vistle, and zen vee vill all know if anypony else is in any type of trouble." he answered.
"Seems legit." I stated. I looked at my watch. It read, "9:25 am" I walked into another train car, closer to the front of the train. I then saw all of my friends sitting at a table eating breakfast. I sat down next to hugo. Boy, is that dude huge. "So, hugo, you say you're the strongest pony in all of equestria?"
"Well, yeah, I guess, but it's nothing to brag about unless I actually get to use my strength."
"So, what have you done with your strength in the past?"
"I went to a bunch of competitions. Not really anything famouse, but I always knew I was the strongest, even if I didn't actually go to all those high class competitions. I like friendly things, like showing all of my friends why not to mess with me!" he said. I could tell that last statement was a joke. I hope.
Just as I was opening my mouth to speak, Mr. Boxcar came to us.
"Time to leave, everypony. Don't forget anything, or you'll regret it big time!" he said. Then, I thought, 'oh, you have no idea.'
the train came to a slow stop, and we got off, only to be met with both the princesses waiting for our arrival. Once we all got off, we bowed.
"You may rise." celestia said. "Cooper, come forward." I did so. "You are the only un-captured element of harmony. Please, bring us peace, and lead us to victory." she then used her magic to bring over a bow and a bunch of arrows with that pack-thing used to carry them on the back. I took them and put on the pack with the arrows in it, then put the bow over my head ond onto my body. She then brought over a singe spear. I gripped onto it. Then, Luna brought one last item. I sword. It was made of metal, very sharp. It also had a sheath. The handle was made of gold. I put the sheath onto my belt, then put the sword into it. I wish you the best of luck. Oh, and here is a fast way down the mountain."
Luna brought over a couple of back packs and put them around all of our bodies. I spoke.
"Parachutes." everypony but the princesses looked at me with odd expressions. "I'll explaing to you all later."
"When you jump, pull the blue one first, then pull the red one for a back up." luna pointed to the handles.
"Wait! Jump? What?" phantom grew nervous. Nopony else seemed to notice.
"You can head that way."Celestia pointed her hoof in a direction towards town. "you can go around the mountain up here on a trail so you don't have to go around the base of the mountain. Then, when you get to the other side, you can jump and parachute down. I'd say use your parachute when you are approxamately 1000 feet from the tree tops." she suggested.
"Thank you, Princess celestia and luna. I will bring back the elements, and my other friends." I thanked. Then, I looked back towards ponyville. "I have to."
"Oh, and cooper, one more thing." celestia said. She puled out a jewal incrusted green box. She opened it. "The elements." I took the box, and put it in the empty bag.
"I won't let anypony down, princess.
Nervously, phantom asked what a parachute was.
"A parachute is this piece of cloth that lets you float safely to the ground when you jump off of something. When we hit 1000 feet above the tree tops, pull the blue handle. If that doesn't work, pull the red one. If all else fails, blow the whistle red gave you. I will be there. And, htat goes for anything else. If I here the whistle, I will come to your aid, no matter what." I promised.
"Pinkie promise." seth commanded.
"Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye." I said. They all looked happy, or some what decent for the fact that I was reassuring them.
We walked through canterlot. We got many weird stares from all of the citizens. I heard mumbles of: "What is that thing?" and "What is it wearing?" and other things like "I think the're from ponyville?" I didn't mind them. It would be of no use to let them get to me.
"Are we all ready for this guys?" I asked as we reached the trail around the mountain on the outskirts of canterlot.
"Ready." they all said.
"Then lets go." I said with confidence. And with that, we set off on an adventure that would shape our lives. Or, would it end them?
Yay! Sorry bout the long term updates. I feel really guilty sometimes when I don't update as often as people hope I would. And yeah, the original idea for the chapter was supposed to be where it was mostly only music, but I felt you all deserved more than that, so here you go! I hope you like it! NO MORE OC'S. Sorry, but I just don't need anymore. Also, sorry about lack of puns on some places. The only two I made up was the himalaymane, based off of himalayas, and the Equestrian Reinforest And the Also, if you like to use another pun I recently thought of, here you go: Himalmareas. Ik, i'm bad with my own puns. Also, if you are wondering why I havn't met zecora yet, it's because I suck at rhyming. Like, really suck. So bad, it isn't even funny. It's one of those things you would pitty. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this chapter, and I hope you forgive my grammatical errors. BYE!
