"Hey, everyone! Welcome to The Daily Life of Organization XIII! I'm Xion." The camera flipped around so it faced Axel who stood against the wall next to Roxas who sat on the bed sulkily.

"I'm Axel!" He raised a hand in greeting and nudged Roxas to introduce himself.

"Nuh," Roxas sniffed. "I bold you guys I bon't want to bake an episobe tobay." He sniffed again. "My bose is too stuffy and I'm sbill sick."

"And he's Roxas," Axel finished. "Got it memorized?"

"Today we have a super fun episode planned! We're resurrecting some of our long-lost segments," Xion said.

"It has been a while since we've done anything really web show-y, hasn't it?" Axel pondered, "I mean, we had a cook-off, but that's not really normal…"

Roxas started coughing, snapping Axel out of his thoughts. Axel eyed Roxas warily and pushed off the wall, backing away to find a less contagious place to stand. When Axel was a few feet away he stopped and moved to resume his usual lean against the wall.

"Oh, Axel, watch out-!" Xion threw up a hand as if to stop Axel from leaning back against the standing lamp he had not noticed was there, but her warning did not come quick enough.

Axel's arm rubbed against the lamp, almost knocking it over. "Whoa!" Axel turned and grabbed the lamp's pole, just barely saving it from smashing to pieces. "That was a close one." He reset the lamp upright and Xion sighed with relief, but at that moment the lamp started to smoke blue vapor into the air.

"Hey-!"

"What's happening?"

"Meh…"

"GRAAAH!" A great, blue being, a genie, emerged from over the top of the lampshade. He stretched, showing off his muscular upper torso which led down to a rather round belly then tapered off into a swirly, vapor tail. "Oh, if feels great to be out of there! Alright, who rubbed my lamp?"

"Uh…" Axel raised a hand warily. "That'd be me."

"Hey, I'b seen you before," Roxas said.

"Oh, hey! Little man! How've you-" The genie stopped himself, as if suddenly remembering something. "Uh, I mean, you must've met some other extremely dashing, blue genie and have me confused with him." He turned his attention back to Axel. "As for you, you rubbed my lamp which makes you my master. You are now allowed three wishes!"

"What? Really?" Axel looked over at Roxas and Xion or confirmation. "You can seriously grant wishes?"

"Indeed I can, spikey-redheaded man. What is your name anyway?"

"Axel."

"Alright! So, Axel, any idea of what you want to wish for first?"

"Hmm…"

"Axel," Xion said, "You should think really hard about what you want before you make any wishes. You don't want to waste them."

"You should bish for be to bet better."

"Roxas, that would be a total waste! You're going to get better anyway on your own. He shouldn't use magic on something like that!"

"Whab would you wish fob then?"

Genie answered, "Do you mean me? No one's ever asked me that before…"

Xion spoke over Genie, "Probably something for the greater good, like for us all to get hearts. Or maybe-"

"Hob is thab any dibberent from be bishing to bet better? We cab always bust work to bet our hearts back."

"We'll, fine! How about-"

Genie continued, "I would probably wish for my freedom. You could always wish for that too you know. If you want."

Xion continued talking, "What about something amazing like world peace?!"

"I can't doob my bissions withoub gebbing better…"

Genie leaned towards Axel and whispered, "Hint, hint," while elbowing him gently in the side.

Axel looked ready to catch on fire. "Will everybody just be quiet?!"

The room settled down.

"Thank you. For my first wish, I wish I could trademark my catchphrase."

"What?!" Xion shouted, "Axel! That's the stupidest wish I ever-!"

Genie sighed, "One trademarked catchphrase coming right up." There was a flash of blue, after which everyone was silent. "So, give it a try, spikey."

"I told you, my name is Axel. A-X-E-L. Got it memorized? ™ Whoa! It worked!"

"That makes no sense," Xion said.

"Of course it worked," the Genie ignored Xion. "My magic always works. Now what do you want for that second wish? Fame? Fortune? A freed Genie?"

"Alright, Axel," Xion said, "You had your fun, now wish for something a little smarter, okay? You only get this opportunity once."

"Bish be better!"

"Roxas! Can't you see he's trying to think?! Stop telling him to wish for pointless things!"

"It's bot bointless! I'b sick!"

"But you're going to get better on your own! You don't need magic to make you better!"

"I keeb gebbing beat up on all by bissions!"

"You're going to get better!"

"Ugh! I wish you two could just be quiet!"

Genie rolled his eyes and there was another flash of blue. The room fell dead silent. Roxas opened his mouth to say something, but no words came out. His eyes opened wide with alarm and he turned towards Xion behind the camera who was also silent.

"Aw man," Axel ran a hand through his hair and turned to look at Genie, "How long is that going to last?"

"Let's see," Genie whipped out a clipboard and pen from nowhere while glasses and a toupee materialized on his head. "Hmm, according to my calculations and your particular choice in words I'd guestimate about… forever."

Axel facepalmed.

The clipboard, pen, glasses, and toupee all disappeared and Genie slung an arm over Axel's shoulders. "You know, I feel ya, spikey. Forever is a long time. I should know. You see, I've been locked up in that lamp for forever now and it's quite uncomfortable. That could change though. All I need is for one kind-hearted person to wish me-"

"I wish Roxas and Xion could talk again."

Genie frowned and crossed his arms. "Fine, whatever." There was a flash of blue and the genie disappeared along with the lamp.

Roxas coughed. "Hey, I can talk again!"

"Thank you, Axel," Xion said. "I was worried we'd never be able to talk again."

"Eh, don't mention it." He waved it away. "I really didn't have anything else I wanted to wish for anyway… except maybe a lifetime supply of free ice cream."

They all laughed.

"I guess there goes our segments idea, huh?"

Xion groaned. "I forgot all about those."

"It's okay, we can do them next time."

Xion sighed. "Okay." She turned and flipped the camera around so all three of them were in the shot. "This has been another episode of The Daily Life of Organization XIII. I'm Xion!"

Roxas coughed, "Ugh, I'b Roxas."

"And I'm Axel. Got it memorized? ™"

Wow, that episode ended up being a lot shorter than I meant for it to be. Oh, well. What did you think? Let me know in a review!

Also, I created a short spinoff of this series called, Organization XIII Wimpout! Check it out on my profile if you're interested! (Or if you like reading about Marluxia getting PWND.)