Naruto New Game +: The Time-Space Challenge

Chapter 11.2: [ ]

A/N: I don't own the rights to Naruto or any games or anime from which some incorporated elements or music may be derived from. Some of these include: Sword Art Online, games from the Tales Series, Chrono Trigger, and more. Play those once you have finished reading this. Mild sexual content and overtones are present, overt content will be marked. Read at your own pleasure.

-Previously on: Seriously, Just Read the Last Chapter-

-With Show On The!-

"It looks there's a naughty angel that needs punishing."

The woman leapt into the air and caught the ice ninja between her legs. The two crashed to the ground, and were hidden in a cloud of dust. The barrier dispelled as the dust struck, and the three present divines raced into the arena of mirrors. When the dust cleared, the woman was nowhere to be seen. Haku, on the other hand, could be seen everywhere, reflected in every mirror and giggling insanely.

"Well… This isn't going to end well, is it?"

What followed could hardly be described as a battle. Haku was completely untouchable, any attacks phasing right through her when they could actually even see her between her random reality blinking. He attacks, on the other hand, were completely invisible, and still hit even when you dodged them. Within a minute all three of the deities were laying paralyzed on the ground.

"What's the matter, kittens? Did that little bit of play tire you out?"

The strange woman materialized from one of the mirrors and strutted over to Yami stared down at her. In an instant her entire face changed, the aristocratic features and glasses being covered by a mass of rioting pixels. She kicked the domineering goddess over and drove her weaponized heel into Yami's stomach. "I've waited so long for this moment, and now you're going to watch as I show your new toy true freedom and steal him away from you."

Reality rippled and the woman was standing over the paralyzed Naruto and Megani. Her hair and clothes swirled around her and a whip-snake appeared in her hand. The serpent sank its teeth deep into the goddess's arm and flung her from on top of the blonde. Now that she had her target all to herself, the woman's calm and beautiful façade was slowly rebuilt. She took a seat on the boy's waist, and after taking a minute to make herself comfortable leaned over to begin raping the boy's mouth with her tongue. As her right hand controlled his head, her left wandered his body and left streaks of heat that lingered on and changed his code.

When she finally drew back the man in front of her surpassed her in almost every respect. His body was no longer bound by stats, and had been changed as if to make women's fantasy men jealous. Satisfied with her work she gave a coy smile and summoned a flaming pair of clawed gauntlets to cut open his clothes. Halfway through she decided to unbind her prey.

Finally free of paralysis, Naruto tried to figure out the best course of action. "I wouldn't have thought that you were a pedophile. Do you always go around bending reality so you can molest some children?" The first thing that came to mind was to defy her expectations and prove himself too unpredictable for her. Unfortunately, that is not the best plan for dealing with a chaos goddess.

The woman's sinful smile didn't even budge. "Children? Do I look like I care about children? Making them, now That interests me."

In the moment that he allowed himself for shock the woman had already dispelled his pants. "So you say, but you're actually just like the Old Lady, wearing a pretty face to hide what you really are! How old are you, anyway?"

"tsk, tsk. Naughty little Cheshire. A gentleman never asks a lady's age."

This time it was his shirt. Panic was setting in and he blurted the first thing to come to mind. "Show me what you really look like!"

The woman gave a sultry laugh. "Wicked Maiden!" An imposing iron coffin rose from the ground as the witch's clothes disappeared. The device flickered and changed into an onyx black color with pink highlights. The doors opened to reveal a portal to dingy bar filled with other copies of the woman and Satsuki Uchiha in front of them all. "You're so forward. I think I'll even give you an extra reward in person. After all, Satsuki is so alone." A burst of power launched him toward the open doors.

Time slowed to a crawl as his body left the ground and his mind came upon an epiphany. His hands formed seals and set the Debug Sealing Array in less than a tenth of a second. The woman followed, realizing only too late that her plan had been derailed.

-Purgatorio-

When Naruto was finally able to make out his surroundings he found himself in a large open building made primarily of stone and brick. A tickling on the edges of his consciousness told him that it was called a Train Station, and that he was in a dangerous city filled with only his enemies and their servants. He shook off the feeling and looked around for someone to ask for directions. After a second he realized that there were in fact people around, or at least their transparent silhouettes. Pushing his unease down, he progressed down the only path available to him an alarm started to blare and his way forward became blocked off. He slammed his fist against the steel, but if refused to budge, despite its relative thinness. He stood with a glint in his eyes and pointed at the gate. "I refuse to be restricted by the path this game expects of me. I will break you and your master, then I'll take down the real power behind all of this. You won't expect when I come for you, Where I come from, or How you'll be beaten. But know that Uzumaki Naruto is the most unpredictable ninja in the entire multiverse, and no mass of Hole Error Remainder code will stop me!"

A Golden coat appeared over his entire body, the same color as his hair. Taking a moment to gather his strength, he sent a supersonic punch against the door and it shattered and disintegrated into a million red triangles. However, the path beyond the door was not of the sort that was before. It almost seemed that he had somehow wandered through a side door into a sewer.

Taking a second to curse HER, he continued onward and crossed a small gap only to run into a locked door. Sighing in frustration, he turned around and leapt down the small pit to look for an alternate route. At the bottom was a locked chest, wrapped in chains. A quick application of force later revealed a key that was larger than the chest in which it was contained. He grabbed the key, already grumbling about how much of a hassle this glitch zone was going to be.

Only once he finally climbed back up to the lock did enemies appear, but at that point he wasn't in the mood to fight them.

Three clones formed, each with their own key, and sprinted to the lock. The original meanwhile took a seat and began to gather nature chakra to blow the peons away. The first two clones dispelled themselves by hitting the wall with their unexpected speed, but the third managed to stop himself using one of the angels as a cushion and unlock the door. Once the lock broke the angels disappeared and a results bar blocked the right half of his vision.

"Stoned Ranking!? That doesn't even make sense! I mean, sure I didn't have any combos, and the two shadow clones dispelled, but does that really drop me down that stupidly much? You take that back or I'll come back later and break your expectations so hard that … ummmm… they won't work?" The overlay faded, unperturbed by the blonde's ranting. "Yeah, you run away! And Don't come back!"

The next room he was pleasantly surprised to find very straight forward, as all he had to do was walk over some water to reach the exit. Sure there was a broken statue that could have been investigated, but that was surely optional.

Finally out of the sewers, Naruto was greeted by an unexpected sight. Satsuki was racing toward him, chased by a pair of angels. He braced himself for battle, or at least to dodge the inevitable glomp. However, instead of clinging to him, the Uchiha spun around right before reaching him and launched a pair of kunai into her pursuers' necks.

As the angels exploded into blood and halos, Satsuki turned back to face the blonde. She was halfway through the process of launching herself onto the man for a hug when she stopper herself and instead gave a bow. She stood and looked like she was about to say something before chocking on the words for a minute. "I'm sorry!"

She held the bow for thirty more seconds before looking up and seeing the doing his best to hold back laughter. "I'm sorry Satsuki, but you look surprisingly cute trying to apologize, I couldn't help myself."

"hmph." She turned her back to pout. "And here I was trying to apologize for everything that thing was doing with my body, but maybe you deserve it. Baka."

The boy calmed himself and wrapped her in a hug from behind. "I'm sorry. This is important. I don't want to kill you for something that isn't your fault, but killing you would prevent HER-"

"Don't. Don't risk the world for me again. I know what I did in our past lives; how you believed in me to the last second until I stabbed you in the back for the last time." She turned around to reveal her eyes full of tears. "I don't want that to happen this time again. You deserve to be happy. Let me die while I'm still myself. I want to have a chance to atone for what I've done. And maybe, someday, once I'm done, we can actually be happy together, even if I have to share. But at least for now, here, I can help undo some of what I've made wrong."

"I think I'll take you up on that. There's plenty to go around!"

As the two friends parted, they each pulled out their weapons of choice to face down the horde of angels that had gathered while they were having their moment. The golden-yellow aura surrounded Naruto as he began to plow his way through the hordes of angels. Between the two of them, the rabble was quickly cleared, but that was just the warm-up wave. Once the lowest level angels had exploded into rings, a pair of giant brutes phased into reality. Their first strike came faster than expected, and Naruto would have been sliced open if Satsuki hadn't knocked him out of the way.

"All this time and I still have to save you. Dobe."

"And you're still getting your butt kicked without my help. Good to see that hasn't changed." A trio of cloned appeared and began to form a rasenshuriken. "Wanna' see if we can still fight together?"

With a smirk the Uchiha's eyes shifted into a deep red. Hand singes flashed and a fireball blazed into life surrounding projectile. "Scorch Rasenshuriken!"

The blazing blades consumed everything in their path, and finished by exploding in a marvelous pyrotechnic display. As the flames flickered out a door was revealed standing behind the two charred corpses of the angels. Naruto was about to open the door when the Satsuki took his other had. Acknowledging her will with a nod, the shinobi opened the door and found himself on top of a building taller than any he had ever seen in the middle of a rainstorm. The other shinobi was nowhere to be seen, but the woman who made the portal was lounging across from him in what was supposed to be a seductive pose. "You know, it isn't polite to keep a lady waiting, you know."

Clones appeared to fill his side of the roof and began to form their attacks. "You aren't a lady, you're just a broken program crawled out of the trash heap."

She sat up and spread her legs as an invitation. "I have a fever, and the only cure is-"

"There's much worse thing wrong with you than a fever. Give up the seduction, it won't work and I'm not sadistic monsters."

The woman finally stood and pulled out her clawed gauntlets. "That really is a shame. I have so much more to offer than those goddesses you're playing lapdog to. I can give you real power, to do whatever you want, rest of reality be damned if you're happy!"

"Is that what you told the last guy? How many others have you ruined?"

"You're the first god, so you get the honor of popping my divine cherry! All I had before were grizzled dime a dozen heroes. They were too easy. You should have seen the look on those bitches faces every time. It's like I just killed their puppy or something! It's not like it's my fault they couldn't handle me and broke apart."

"I see. I'll have to give them some serious talk no jutsu when I get back then. But for you," He pointed and his clones began to attack. "For you there is only battle." She casually danced around the first strikes that attempted the direct approach. "Your death became inevitable the moment I arrived here." As the horde of clones surrounded the woman but disappeared without an observable cause.

Her face had once again been lost to a rioting se of pixels. "You forget that I am a goddess! And if I can't have you, then I'll break you and start this entire farce over again in another world! Just because you were the first choice doesn't mean you're the only one who will do!"

As the smoke cleared the God stood in front of her defiant. "There's a reason I was chosen, let me show you the power of the most unpredictable ninja!" as his words ended, a deep cut appeared on his chest, only for the body to disperse in a puff of smoke. He reappeared at her back and laid a barehanded slap against her exposed back. He gave a wicked smile and pulled out a three pointed dagger. "I doubt you've ever heard of Hiraishin, much less get its intricacies. Have fun with the seal I put on you!" He leaned back and jumped off the edge of the building before disappearing into thin air.

Meanwhile, Bayonetta was panicking, trying to figure out how he had learned to slip through dimensions, and how she had let him place a seal on her. She stretched all of her senses to find the tear that should have been left from his travel, but found none. With her physical body unable to sense him, and her powers failing to find his path she decided to bring in a tracker. A portal opened and the Satsuki that her fragment was possessing slipped into her arms. The puppet body went limp and she was quickly able to tap into its strange essence sensing technique. By the time she realized she had been fooled it was too late to do more than feel the shock in the unfamiliar body as the soft sound of cutting hair reached her ears.

"Lesson one; Stealth. You were easier to fool than the civilians in my village. Lesson Two; Analyze and target you opponent's weaknesses. You always had your hair twirl around you whenever you used your power, so it was easy to figure out that it was the basis for your abilities. And Now Lesson three-"

Bayonetta held up the limp girl in her arms as a shield, trying to figure out what this body could still do without its main weapon. "Stop, or I'll kill your precious girlfriend!"

A kunai sailed through both women's hearts before they could blink. As Bayonetta and the puppet Uchiha fell to the ground dead, Satsuki walked up to their corpses. "Lesson three is to be careful when summoning someone that you've possessed, lest the part you sealed away gets free." The Uchiha picked up her dead body and offered it to Naruto. "Here, this is what I deserved the first time around. From here you have the power to do with me whatever you think is right, my god."

Naruto set the corpse down and held Satsuki's hand. "Death cleanses all old wounds. I think any girl who can kill herself to help save the world can be trusted enough. Let's go home."

A wave of Naruto's hand caused a door to appear and the couple walked through together. What they found on the other side was not their reality though. In front of them towered a wall of pure chaos. One by one creatures of every shape and size emerged from the wall and bowed before Naruto. Then the wall shattered to reveal a single eye staring down on the scene. "I will not be defeated so easily. Do not think that you have won the war with this one victory. I will break free of these damned chains, and nothing you can do will stop me!"

Chapter 11.2 done!

Sorry for the delay, life happened. But at least I finished it, right?

To anyone thinking that this is an ass pull, kinda yeah. I realized that I wouldn't finish the story ever if I didn't skip a lot to the end. Will it be the best you ever read? Likely not, but better finished than hanging. Maybe.

On another note, I don't actually find Bayonetta all that sexy. Maybe it has something to do with not being into BDSM or having a British accent of my own, or having an actual girlfriend. Whatever the cause, I just plain found the original underwhelming, especially compared to DMC 3. If I never finish this story, blame the rabid Bayonetta fans. It's hard to type with crucified hands.