A/N:
Yeah, I know. I don't make these any more. I honestly have no reason to, I much rather just pump out the chapters then leave silly drabbles. But I can't help but think that I may have an un-knowing imposter. Meta Knight LOVER, Do you read any of my works? If you did, you'd know that I'm a pretty prominent kirby rightier and possibly one of the biggest Meta Knight fanatics there is. No, seriously. I made a 'meta Knight choker' and I fucking talk to the choker to represent talking to him.
But seriously, My OC's name is Ivy, Yours is Evy. I'm sensing a SLIGHT hint of connection between the two. I mean, There can't be that much originality in stories these days because the best Plots are taken already, but seriously.
I'm not calling you out, if you do read this, but I'm just saying.
Ivy, Vincent, their designs, and the designs of the human form for Sir Arthur, Sir Meta Knight, Blade, And Sword, the tunnels inside the castle walls, the amuzement park and all of it's self-contibuted works, this stories title and plot all belong to me.
Zombieland is copywrite Columbia Pictures(or studios or whatever)
Kirby and all respective characters/place are clearly not mine. If they were, The anime would have been subbed by now and this wouldn't be a fanfiction.
Ivy Parked the car on one of the make shift lots that she had created out of a football field chalk marker and some Poles left over from the rides. There weren't that many, as there were only Three cars in all of Pupupuland at the moment; Ivy said she would see to that. I watched as she got out tof the car swiftly, Pulling out the keys from the Ignition.
"Okay, out and lets go." She said. I Got out as well, walking quickly to her side. She still kept her eyes away from me. What did I do to make her not even want to look at me? Sir Arthur walked with her on her other side, Vincent behind her with sword and blade leaned against the Car in awe. They were looking up at the amusement park. High walls, a large gate with a small ticket Booth next to it were all apparently hand made. The Ferris Wheel had to be a 1000 feet tall at least, towering over everything in the park. The Rollercoster, pained a brilliant Red color, Was Twisted in knots, One hill at least two hundred feet off the ground. There were other buildings that the walls blocked the view of, but as she unlocked the gate and We walked thought it was obvious she had put alot of work into the place. There was a wooden boardwalk that extended through out the theme park, Many booths set up on either side. Some were Automated by machines, others had vendors reserved for them, their names printed neatly on cards that were folded over themselves and stood up on the counters. She Turned to the our group.
"Alright." She said. "Have fun."
Sword and Blade immediately ran off to figure out what to do first. Normally, They wouldn't have been so giddy to do something as Childish as go to an amusement park, but, They were, for reasons unknown . Vincent went to inspect his sisters work and Ivy walked toward a large tower in the middle of the park, leaving Arthur and I alone.
"Meta Knight." He said, Nodding towards me.
"Sir?" I asked. It didn't seem right to call him Arthur. He was still so High above me even if the war wasn't officially going on.
"You know I respect you as a soldier."
"Yes, sir."
"But I'll have you know. Since her parents...er... premature ending, I am officially her father."
"Yes, sir." I said, looking at him steadily. What was he talking to me about Human laws for?
"And I feel its only right that I let you know, I won't be giving her away very easily." He said, Dropping his words on my like rocks from an airplane. He walked away after a moment, Snickering as he did so. That was twice, in the SAME DAY I was told something about myself I didn't know. How Complicated. Nonetheless, I went after Ivy, Walking towards the large tower quickly. The sun was setting. Where had the day gone?
The tower stood, hidden by the Ferris Wheel, by its self, dead centered in the park. As I reached it, I opened a man door quickly, Running up the spiral staircase. It was different on the inside. Warm, well lit, Pretty to see. There was a small river like appliance that spiraled down the length of the inside of the tower from the top floor. I reached said floor, taking a few steps into the room. There was no sign of Ivy at first, But When I did see her she was Standing at a window, looking out toward the sea and the setting sun.
"Ivy?" I ask, slightly out of breath do to large stair climb.
"Oh. She said. She did not turn around. " Hi."
"Ivy!"
"What?"
"Why are you mad at me?"
"I told you, I'm not." She said.
"Then why aren't you looking at me?"
"I-" She said, Tensing.
"I'm right, aren't I? You're mad at me.
"No!" She said Lowering her head. "I could never be mad at you, It's just that-"
"What did I do?"
"You didn't do anything, Mety."
"Look at me." I said. "Please."
"I can't."
"Why not?"
"I can't say."
"Tell me!" I demanded. She took a step back, but did not take her hands off the banner.
"Mety, I-" She began, resting her for head on the wooden mantelpiece of the window. " I cant, Okay. I just can't."
"Please, Ivy." I said. whatever she was keeping from me, she wanted to keep from me.
"I..." She said, sighing. "If I do look at you, I won't be able to look away."
I scoffed, My entire Mind Spilling out into the open air between us.
"You made me think You hated me because you see me as a piece of Eye candy?"
"You think I like it? I'm fucking thirteen. I shouldn't Like people, I'm 13. You're like.. 20 in human years."
"And?"
"Humans are different then you're race. Theres this set of morals, and I've pretty much broken all fo them. I swear, I fight, I'm ruthless, I'm just not a good human."
She still did not turn from me.
"Whats your point?"
"My point is that humans think that dating is wrong until your like, sixteen."
"One cannot help what comes naturally to them."
"I suppose not."
"Whats odd is..." I began. "Sir Arthur told Me I wouldn't be getting you from him. Easily, at least."
"That's right." She said, Still not looking at me.
"Ivy, Please look at me." She turned quickly.
"Wait, what?"
"What what?"
"Sir Arthur said What?"
"He said I wouldn't be getting you from him easily." I said. She flushed.
"I think we both know what's been going on." She turned again, snickering.
"We know the game and we're gonna play it?"
"What?"
"You said a line that was almost DIRECTLY from a song back on earth."
"Really now?"
"Really really."
"Interesting." I said. "But in all seriousness, If Other people have begun seeing it, I think It's high time we admit it ourselves."
"Admit what? I thought we were on equal terms, Mety. I thought we both realized it." She said. It was true, We had both realized it and knew the other had, as well, but never really said anything on the matter. We just took up a life as a normal couple would.
"We did, but we have to Admit it. I know as well as you do neither of us really believe it."
"I don't want to Admit anything, You just admitted it for both of us. Plus, I'm not good at confessions." I walked over to her Quickly, Standing at the windowsill. The view was stupendous, a panoramic sight of a sunset on the ocean Invading my mind. It was accompanied by the view of castle dedede in the horizon, a golden beach lining the path toward it.
"My god." I said breathily. "It's stunning."
"I don't make gigantic towers just anywhere." she said. "There's a view like this, back on earth. We had a Summer home that looked voer Lake Erie, and it was on a cliff. It had a nice sunset view too, and there were always such pretty things happening in the summer. If you looked quick enough in the mornings, Cherry blossoms would float down into the water."
"I'd like to see that."
"We sold that house. We needed the money, because Arthur wasn't on earth when My parent's died and we had no one to take care of us. But now that Kanna's 18, we're technically fine."
"I'd still like to go to earth."
"I'm planning on taking you. Tonight, actually. So that we can get you some clothes."
"I would like to have something other then this shirt. Its a little too small." I said, playing with the bottom hem.
"I know." she said. "We're gonna be leaving soon, actually, But why not spend some time in a goddamn amusement park. Now Get your ass downstairs, I want to Ride the Bumper cars, goddamn it." She said, Walking over and descending the well made staircase quickly. I followed soon after, The view of A sunset still carved in my mind. When I met up with her at the bottom of the stairs she was getting ready to leave. She had her arms folded over her chest.
"You're slow." She said.
"I could outrun you any day."
"Lets see it."
"Wheres the Bumper cars at?"
"Right on the other side of the Ferris wheel." She said. "Ready? GO!"
And she took off, running out the door, With me hot on her heels. I diverted myself out of the way of the Ferris wheel but she Dove through the small holes, Landing directly in front of me as I ran forward on the dirt path. She Picked up her pace, if It were even possible, putting her hand on the control box of the bumper cars.
"I win." She said. She didn't even look hindered by the Cardiovascular work out.
"How did you-"
"Rule #1." She said, Leaning against the box. "Cardio."
"Rule #1 what?"
"Its from A movie back on earth called zombieland. You'll have to watch it sometime."
"Is it a horror film?"
"Film? BAH! It's a documentary. It's essential for anyone who is bent on survival." She said.
"Interesting." I said again, Trying to catch by breath. I Had said that twice in the last Five minutes. I would have to keep my thoughts to myself from now on, Or every other word out of my mouth would be 'interesting.'. It was a fact of life that anything having to do with Ivy Starr was interesting. She hit a button on the control panel before running into the Bumper car Ring and Hopping into a green bumper car. She reached to her feet and pulled up a helmet.
"Why do you need a helmet?"
"These things go FAST. Waaay fast." She said. She Motioned to a Blue bumper car as well.
"Ironic." I said.
"Purposeful." she said. I got in to the car quickly, also getting my Helmet on securely. "How do I do this?"
"Push your foot forward onto that petal down there to accelerate."
"What about brakes?"
"This is fucking bumper cars, man! It's like doing a doughnut, 360, burn out, and a fucking drag race all packed into one extreme fucking car. You don't NEED brakes."
"If you say so." I said. "Steering?"
"The wheel. These slide though. It's like doing a doughnut,360,burnout,and a drag race all packed into one tiny extreme mother fucking car on ice. A Lesson in Human Physics; It's dangerous, It's risky, It's unsafe, and it's should be illegal."
"Then why are we doing it?"
"Because it's fun."