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The KakaNaru Dumpsite: This is a collection of all stories (I've made) that relate to anything KakaNaru; either with romance or none.

Any stories here might be expanded upon later as a full fic.

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Schematic
I'm pretty so shut up
Kakashi is wearing a wedding dress and Naruto is confused

He steps into the empty church and freezes. He's pretty sure he's hallucinating, because this will never happen otherwise. Kakashi is standing at the alter, but that's not the thing he's probably – most definitely – hallucinating about. No, what he's hallucinating about is Kakashi in a wedding dress.

He knows the man has a few kinks – what shinobi doesn't? – but he's pretty sure this isn't one of them. He knows at least two of the man's kinks… and this isn't one of them.

"What are you doing?" he asks and the man stares at him as if the answer is obvious. Which it isn't.

"I'm practising," he replies matter-of-factly. It's not a matter of fact, because Kakashi is in a dress. It's not something he's ever seen before, and he probably won't see it again. But the real question he should be asking is why, because Kakashi doesn't seem the type to wear wedding dresses. Or dresses at all, really.

"For what? Why are you wearing a dress?"

"Do I have to have a reason?"

"Yes. You're wearing a dress."

"It's not just a dress," Kakashi replies, offended. He picks up the hem of the skirt and lifts it up and moves his head slightly so his nose is in the air. "It's a wedding dress," he sniffs.

"Why can't you just wear a suit?" Naruto asks and steps into the church. He closes the large doors behind him, because he doesn't think anyone else needs to see this picture. Sure, Kakashi pulls off the dress – wedding dress – pretty well, but he's sure no one else would appreciate it. "We're both guys. We wear suits."

Kakashi lets go of the hem of his dress and turns to look at Naruto with a pout. "Mou, Naruto, I won't look pretty in a suit."

Is this really why Kakashi is wearing a dress? He won't look pretty? He's a grown man, why is he even…? "You'll look handsome and dashing in a suit," he tries, smiling hesitantly.

Kakashi sniffs. "But not pretty?"

"No, I'm afraid not," Naruto continues and stalks slowly towards the older man. He's pretty sure Kakashi is insane.

"Then…" Kakashi sighs and looks down forlornly at the dress he's wearing. "Then who's going to wear this dress?"

Naruto chokes. Hopefully he doesn't mean me, does he? "Hinata's wedding's coming up after ours…"

Kakashi shakes his head and stares at Naruto. "I bought this dress for us."

He's hallucinating. He knows this. Kakashi would never wear a dress, much less buy one. Maybe he's been going out on too many missions and this is the consequence. He likes how masculine Kakashi looks in a dress, but he's hallucinating and hallucinations shouldn't be encouraged. Even though he knows this, he can't stop himself from playing along.

"Maybe, if we have a daughter… we could give it to her?"

Kakashi shakes his head. "I look pretty in it, don't I?"

Naruto hesitates. "Yes…?"

"So why can't I just wear the damn dress?"

Naruto pinches the bridge of his nose. "You just can't, okay?"

Kakashi pouts again then sighs. "If I have to… can I at least have a dance, first?"

Naruto splutters. Dancing? With a hallucination? How would that even work? "I'm not sure that could work…"

"Nonsense," Kakashi says, glides towards Naruto in white heels (what the hell; the dress wasn't enough for the man?) and grabs Naruto's hand in his. Naruto freezes and he's sure hallucinations aren't supposed to feel so real. "Dancing will work."

"I… but… you're a hallucination… why… how can…?"

"Hallucination?" Kakashi tilts his head, puts his other arm around Naruto's waist and pulls him close. He shakes his head. "No, I'm not," he then leers, "but I can be, if you want me to."

Yes, this is the real Kakashi. So this isn't a hallucination.

"Fuck, so you are wearing a wedding dress," Naruto mutters and then Kakashi moves.

"Yes," Kakashi brightens. "I look pretty in it. So shut up and enjoy this dance before I have to take it off. The lengths I go…" he mutters.

He's not hallucinating, but maybe he could make the most of this.

"Is this a kink?" he whispers and Kakashi's eyebrow shoots up.

"What? No. I just thought I'd look pretty," the man replies.

Ugh, he's insane.

Schematic: Well. Um. That was enlightening? I'm sorry (but I'm really not sorry). This would be a Kakashi thing to do. Just to fuck with Naruto's brain. It's fun.

PROMPT ORDER:

fortuna16; I Regret Everything
mekaraugustine; Something Blue
DREAMER1084; Forgotten
Moonstone blaze; Safe Haven