A Tale of Two Cousins
"Sanzo…Give Gojyo his fan." Jordan rolled her eyes and tapped her foot.
Sanzo glared at her, "You sure that thing works right?" he said pointedly looking at Kadence's phone.
"Positive. Besides, you brought this on yourself, you were the one that got cocky after you won, and then when Gojyo said, "two out of three," you decided to challenge it again. So now fess up the fan." Jordan said putting out her hand.
Kadence muffled her laughter, that's what he gets.
"Fine. I don't want him to start crying on me." He growled as he threw the fan at the red headed Kappa.
"Oh yeahhhh." Gojyo said as he admired the fan and began swinging it around.
"Tch. Whatever." Sanzo watched the half Youkai. He wasn't mad because he lost his fan. Hell, he had plenty more; it was just the thought of losing to the red headed perverted Kappa that ticked him off.
"Well thanks guys that was funny, but I gotta head back. Later." Kadence said as she made her way back to Goku and Hakkai.
"Okay, well now that, that stupid manly pride shit is settled…Gojyo spar with me." Jordan said reassuming the fighting stance.
Jordan fought hard to keep up with Gojyo's speed. She was avoiding getting hit, but once in a while she'd feel him graze her.
Hours passed and the girls continued to learn. Kadence was able to really get the hang of blocking and was able to spend about a half hour going over dodging, before it was time for dinner.
The Sanzo party regrouped and Hakkai began cooking.
"Oh my god, I'm starving!" Jordan huffed as she sat herself down next to her cousin.
"You too?" Kadence said as she yawned. They both had an incredible workout today, and they didn't suspect it was over.
"That's too bad." Hakkai said as he dropped his stirring spoon, "because food is going to have to wait. We have company."
Jordan stood cautiously, while her cousin continued to sit, looking around for intruders.
Gojyo smiled and brought out his Shakujou, and Sanzo…well he continued to look bored.
Gojyo looked around for the source of the demon aura.
Multiple demons walked out from the forest, surrounding the campsite.
"I'm impressed; you were able to sense us." The leader of the demons walked forward, making himself stand out, "It's too bad your impressive skills, shall be short lived."
Jordan looked around counting how many opponents they would have to face. 20? Is that more or less than last time?
"Hey, Hakkai what are you cooking for dinner tonight?" Sanzo mumbled, letting smoke spew out through his nose.
"Oh, just a small stew. Made out of a combination of canned goods." Hakkai said smiling.
"Oooh is there going to be enough for seconds!?" Goku jumped up and down excitedly.
"Hey! Are you even listening!? Do you not understand that you are outnumbered and surrounded!?" The leader yelled at them some more.
"Why are men so annoying?" Jordan huffed looking down at her cousin.
Kadence shrugged. "I dunno, personally I think it because they have a mutation in their "y" chromosome."
Jordan nodded in agreement.
All the men including the demons looked at the girls questionably.
"Okay that's it! I'm sick of this shit! Attack!" The lead demon yelled.
Jordan grabbed Kadence by the arm pulling her up and out of the way, of one of a nearby demon's knives.
"Idiot! What were you thinking sitting down!?" Jordan screamed shoving her cousin towards Hakkai.
Both girls watched as Hakkai and Gojyo took six demons out at a time.
"Hmmmm… What's this?" Another annoying and soon to be dead demon said as he rummaged through Jordan's bag. "Woahhhhh! Big ass tits!" He said while pulling out Jordan's lacy bra from earlier that day.
A few seconds later, the demon was flying back into a nearby tree.
"I'll kill you!" An angry Jordan yelled, as she ran to her bag, and shoved her bra back in.
The demons stopped short, wondering how their comrade was thrown. Jordan as well stopped what she was doing (a little late, if you ask me.), barely realizing what she had just done. She felt a little weak, but she pulled herself together. Giving her enough time to move out of the way of the same demon's attack.
"I'll kill you witch!" He yelled as he swung continuously with force.
Jordan stood again, trying to remember quickly how she had thrown him. As the demon continued to attack her, she remembered that her gift was tied to her emotions. And that whenever she got angry she was able to use them. Also, the last time she used her powers she used her hands to deflect Sanzo's bullets and she again used her hands to throw the demon away from her bag. She concentrated on the goal at hand, vanquishing the demon.
The demon finally backed her up against a tree. Shit! Concentrate Jordan! Concentrate! She screamed in her head.
BANG!
"Useless tart." Sanzo grumbled as he again began vanquishing his own personal demons.
Jordan looked again at the demon, watching him disappear.
"Great, now I feel like I owe that grumpy bastard." Jordan muttered as she watched the rest of the fight.
Hakkai was having a hard time getting a direct hit on the leader of the group. The demon was a flame thrower and was shooting at the four men.
Kadence wide eyed, rolled out of the way of a blast. She looked behind her to see where the blast went and unfortunately it went straight to the tent. "You bastard! That was our tent!" Kadence screamed as she childishly started throwing rocks at the demon, a freak shot actually hitting his face.
"You damn whore! You're dead!" The demon said as he threw blasts at her using his other hand to cover his bleeding nose.
"Not if I can help it," Hakkai said running in front of Kadence and putting up a barrier.
"I got you now!" Goku hollered excitedly as he lunged at the distracted demon from the side.
Hakkai ran to help Goku leaving Kadence behind, while Jordan regrouped with the others.
"Hey missy." A slithering voice said from behind the younger cousin. When Kadence turned a demon stood before her with a knife in one hand. Kadence backed away slowly. Gojyo and Sanzo were busy fighting their own demons while Hakkai and Goku were taking on the leader of the gang.
The demon lunged at her in a ready to stab form.
"NO!" Jordan screamed, as she watched the site with terror. Emotions building up and spewing out of her body. Jordan concentrated; she had to make this work. As she ran towards the scene, she swung her hand forcefully in the direction of the demon.
BAM!
The demon crashed into what was left of the burning tent. Affectively putting out the fire with his ashes.
"You okay!" Jordan yelled checking her cousin when she arrived. She was definitely feeling the back lash of using her powers now.
"Yeah, I'm good." Kadence assured her as they made their way, away from the fight. Jordan feeling extremely faint.
Goku and Hakkai destroyed the leader of a no longer existing group in a short amount of time.
"Heh, piece of cake." Goku smirked self-accomplished.
"Great now what are we going to do about the tent? It's total crap now." Gojyo bitched as he looked at the remains of his porno mags.
"Haha stupid Gojyo," Goku taunted, wait a sec…. "My meat buns!" Goku whined as he realized his buns were nothing more than burnt crumbs now.
Jordan and Kadence chuckled slightly as their stuff was safely away from the tent thanks to a certain perverted demon that's now dead and a procrastinator of a cousin, who doesn't put her shit away.
"Funny how the girls, and Hakkai were the only ones whose stuff was saved." Goku and Gojyo said whispering amongst themselves, complaining about a secret conspiracy.
"….." Sanzo said nothing as he stared blankly at his charred up bag. 'My (not that I'll ever admit it) butt hugger jeans were in there…. and my supply of iron paper fans… some ones going to pay…' Sanzo thought darkly to himself.
"Oh well, I could always get more magazines at the next town, but for now, I have this!"Gojyo taunted Goku, and unbeknownst to him, Sanzo as well.
Bastard….Sanzo thought as he watched the red headed pervert 'Whack' Goku endlessly….I wanted to do that.
"Gojyo! What the hell!" said the running Goku. Unaware of his surroundings, he crashed into Kadence and toppled her over. And to add insult to injury, the fan wielding Gojyo who wasn't too far behind, accidently whacked her over the head as well. She was not amused.
Although strangely enough Goku was completely ignored as Kadence grabbed the fan out of a shocked Gojyo's hand and started chasing him around. The fan hitting him, every time she swung.
Heh…Damn her. I wanted to do that too. Sanzo sneered inwardly.
"So what are we going to do about the whole shelter thing?" Jordan asked an entertained Hakkai.
"Well, we have two back up tents that we can set up. But they are rather small." Hakkai said as he looked towards his luggage. Among them, the tents.
"Oh...I see. How many people can fit in each one?"
"Two…As you can see we weren't expecting more companions." Hakkai chuckled.
"Haha, well then shall we get started fixing up the camp?" Jordan said stretching, shaking off the loss of energy.
"It would be best if we finish before night fall." Hakkai looked at the sky, trying to predict in how long that would be.
With that, Jordan quickly calmed down her cousin, and the gang began to re set up the tents, while Hakkai continued their last meal of the day.
"HEY LAZY ASS!" Jordan yelled at the very silent Sanzo near Hakkai, who had not lifted a finger to help set up.
Sanzo looked up at her not amused.
"Here!" Jordan tossed him a fan that was salvaged amongst some of the leftover burnt tent fabric. "You can stop sulking now."
Hakkai chuckled as he served the bowls.
"YAY FOOD!" Goku ran towards the fire.
"Hey twerp! Chew your food!"
"Bite me!" Goku replied to the red haired water sprite.
"You would like that wouldn't you, you little Freak!"
"EWWW don't put me in your stupid fantasies, you kappa!"
"You little twat! Like hell I'd put you in a fantasy! Only the best looking girls get to be in there!"
"So, is that why you groan out Jordan's name at night?"
"Pfffffttttt." Jordan spit out her mouth full of food in a projectile manner sending it straight to Sanzo (who thankfully dodged).
"What the hell?" Jordan snapped, whilst her loveable and sweet cousin screamed with laughter.
"You little Shit! You're the one who grunts and sweats at night while moaning out Kadence's name!"
Kadence choked on her food, thankfully Hakkai took notice despite the recent happenings and helped her.
"Liar! You're the one who was looking through Jordan's underwear and bras when you thought no one was looking!"
"I'll kill you!" Jordan stood infuriated, huffing and puffing.
Sanzo had to admit he was definitely entertained.
"Pssssh you've said that almost a hundred times in the last two days! And the only one you've come close to killing is Sanzo by suffocating him with your boobs!" Kadence laughed hottily.
"Why you empty headed tart! At least I have enough balls to actually fight and not need saving every two seconds in a fight!" Jordan retorted.
"Says the one who acts like a divorced wife with her long time crush." Kadence winked.
Jordan angrily looked at her cousin,"Says the one, who farts in her sleep after moaning about threesomes with Hakkai and Goku, and talking about funcklaca!" Jordan smirked back.
"Wow…Kadence.. Threesomes? I never thought you'd be that kinky, but ew what's with the farting bit?" Gojyo asked interested.
"What's a threesome?" Goku innocently asked Sanzo.
WHACK!
"Don't ask such stupid questions." Sanzo replied annoyed.
"GOJYO STAY OUT OF THIS!" both girls screamed.
"You're the one who dreams of a foursomes with Sanzo, Kougaiji, and Gojyo! While also drooling and panting in your sleep saying 'Yes! Yes!'Ohhhhh…Yes….give it to me! Take me! Sanzo!" Kadence retaliated swooning.
Sanzo's cigarette dropped out of his mouth, he was no longer amused. Even Hakkai and Gojyo's mouth dropped.
Two things crossed Hakkai's mind; how did they know about Kougaiji? and what the hell...?
"Wow, you are such a liar…That was a pretty good impersonation though. Been practicing much? Or you sure you don't know those noises from experience? Haha but It's still better than farting. You little shit! Speaking of shit, do I need to tell everybody, how you seem to wet yourself in your sleep during your fantasy dreams? Psssssss. Plus that last time you left a brown stain on my sheets when you slept over. What was that?"
"Ew…now your shitting yourself Kadence?" Gojyo commented a little grossed out.
"IF YOU DON'T CUT THE CHIT CHAT, I'LL SHOOT BOTH YOUR ASSES!" Sanzo yelled aiming his gun.
"I'm not really that hungry anymore." Hakkai commented dropping his bowl.
"OOH CAN I EAT IT!" Goku chimed.
Everybody in the end gave up their bowls to the monkey. The shit talk made them lose their appetite.
Both girls glared at each other.
The moon was now overhead and it was time to sleep. Jordan and Kadence would be sharing a tent, until then Goku and Gojyo would have to sleep outside in their sleeping bags.
"Ashi…funcklaca…..Goku…..zzzzz Hakkai….aniyfuny funcklaca….zzzzzz" Kadence began her sleep next to her cousin. Poottt. ;)
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