A/N: Merry Christmas guys! Here is your present from me to you! Hope you enjoy! I decided to update early cause it's Christmas!
Disclaimer: I do not own Soul Eater or iCarly!
Chapter 13: Shopping Disasters
"Liz where are we going!?" Maka asked punching the driver's seat.
Liz grunted, "Lady calm down, we're just going to a mall nearby Carly told me about"
"Yeah they have awesome stores there, right Sam?" Carly said facing the blonde next to her.
"Yeah… Build-a-bra" she answered sarcastically.
"You can build bras!? That's so cool!" Patty exclaimed giggling from the passenger seat.
Everyone sweat-dropped.
*At mall*
The group of girls finally arrived at the mall.
"So where to first?" Tsubaki asked.
Liz scanned the area full of various stores; hoping one would catch her eye.
Suddenly a grumbling noise was heard. All the girls turned to face a blushing Maka.
"Hehe that was me"
"Oh yeah I forgot you didn't have lunch due to your 'miester meeting' with Kid and Black*Star" Liz said.
"How about some lunch then we can go shopping" Tsubaki suggested.
Sam nodded furiously, "Mama's gotta eat too!"
"Yay I love food!" Patty cheered.
"Let's just get pizza and get this shopping spree over with" Maka grumbled as she past the group of girls, heading to a pizza cart.
They all shrugged and followed behind.
d^U^b
An hour later Patty and Sam ate a total of twenty slices of pizza, while the rest had one or two.
"Patty if you keep eating like that you'll swell up like a balloon" Liz scolded her sister.
"Whatever! I feel fine! So no need to worry sis!" Patty claimed.
On the other hand, Sam was the unlucky one.
"Ugh… I think I ate too much" the blonde gurgled.
"Wow, I thought I'd never see the day Samantha Puckett says 'I think I ate too much'" Carly laughed.
Maka frowned, concerned for Sam.
"Common let's go, I'm sure a little walking will help bring the food down" Maka said standing up.
"Or cause me more pain" Sam groaned, trying to get up with the help of Tsubaki and Carly.
"Alright let's go to that store over there" Liz said as she pointed to a store called "Dream Dresses".
Everyone nodded.
"Onwards to Narnia!" Patty yelled striking a pose while pointing at the store, this made everyone sweat-drop.
d^U^b
*Meanwhile with boys*
"Freddie would you like to accompany us to the park?" Kid asked.
"Sure, I have nothing else to do" he answered.
"Yahoo! Alright followers! Lead your god to so called park!" Black*Star yelled pointing his finger at the sky.
Soul hit him up the head.
"Yo shut the hell up, don't attract attention!" he hissed.
Black*Star fixed the beanie he was wearing and laughed, "Fine!"
Kid and Soul groaned.
"Alright… so does anybody know where the park is located?" Kid asked.
Everyone faced-palmed.
"If you don't even know where the park is then why the hell did you even suggest it!?" Soul yelled.
Kid laughed nervously.
"Eh he, sorry?" he said as he scratched his neck.
Soul growled but Black*Star Freddie and Kid into headlocks.
"Not to worry loyal disciple, for I Black*Star will lead the way!" he yelled.
"No you're not! You don't even know where it is either Star!" Soul yelled.
Freddie sighed.
"Don't worry guys I know the way, just follow me" he said as he began walking.
"Finally! At least you're not useless like those two" Soul said motioning to a bickering Kid and Black*Star.
Freddie chuckled and led the way.
*At the park*
The three boys stood under a big oak tree.
Silence.
"So what now?" Black*Star asked scoping the scene.
"I don't know" Kid muttered making everyone once again face palm.
"Are you freakin serious!?" Soul yelled.
Freddie sighed.
"Hey guys look a basketball court" Black*Star said pointing at the empty basketball court.
"Cool we can play!" Soul said as they over to the courts.
Black*Star got out a basketball from his backpack, which no one questioned how he had one in the first place.
"Teams?" he said expertly bouncing the ball, making Freddie a bit nervous.
"You, me versus Kid and Freddie" Soul replied with a smirk.
A bit of fear shook Freddie.
"U-uh I'm not really the athletic type" he protested.
Soul and Black*Star were both smirking like crazy.
"U-uh you guys?"
d^U^b
*Back to girls*
An hour passed in the shop and all the girls had found their dresses. Well except for Sam and Maka.
"Oh my Lord Death! Maka just chose one already!" Liz yelled pulling on her hair slightly.
Carly sighed, 'that's my stubborn cousin…Sam's not having any progress either' she thought.
"Common Sam just try this cute pink one!" Carly begged shoving the dress into the blonde's hands.
"Are you cereal Carly? Pink? You know I hate pink" Sam said as she examined the dress.
"I know you do but you look good in pink" Carly explained.
Sam groaned and looked over at Maka who was also being heckled by Liz.
"Here! It's cute and sexy!" Liz grinned shoving a revealing dress to the miester.
Maka gasped and shoved the dress back at the pistol.
"Liz that dress is too revealing!" Maka yelled.
"Duh that's the point! You have a nice waist and legs, you gotta show it!" Liz grinned.
Maka's faced turned all red.
"Haha Maka looks like a tomato!" Patty giggled as she poke said miester's cheeks.
Tsubaki sighed, as she knew it would take a very long, long, long time 'til the two girls made a dress decision.
Maka scanned the store and something grey and kinda sparkly caught her eye. She walked over to it and inspected it; she then looked over at Sam.
'Hmm…' she thought.
Maka looked over at the blonde and handed her the dress, making her eyes widen.
"W-wow Maka this is actually pretty cute" the blonde muttered.
Carly puffed out her cheeks.
'Oh so she accepts Maka's dress and not mine, how cruel' she thought.
"Gosh finally Sam you take forever! But now it's Maka's turn!" Carly said.
Suddenly all the girls but Sam surrounded Maka.
Suddenly a small shriek from Maka was heard.
"S-stop! Hey don't touch me there!" she screamed.
"Patty!" Maka cried, a sadistic giggle was heard.
'Oh thank god that isn't me right there!' Sam thought as she walked away from them, she started to walk around the unusually large mall shop.
Suddenly something red and black caught her eye. She walked over to it and inspected it.
She smiled, 'yep this is the one!'
She quietly grabbed the dress and went back to the group of girls.
"Hey Maka!" Sam yelled trying to catch the miester's attention.
Maka turned around and saw Sam walking over to her.
"What's up?"
"I have something for you!" she answered with a smirk on her face.
Maka raised an eyebrow. Sam gave her the red and black dress.
Maka gasped and grasped the dress carefully and inspected it from top to bottom.
"I-it's beautiful Sam thank you!" Maka said smiling.
"Well looks like Maka finally found a dress" Liz grinned walking towards the two girls, everyone else followed behind.
"Well it looks like it's time to go home!" Carly said.
*Shay's Apartment*
Spencer was quietly sipping on some 'Wahoo Punch' and watching T.V when suddenly a loud crash was heard upstairs in the iCarly studio.
"Black*Star!" three voices were heard from upstairs.
Spencer chuckled and shook his head and returned his attention to the drowning celebrities on the T.V.
The door suddenly flew opened revealing six teenage girls carrying mall bags in their arms.
"I'm home!" Carly yelled as she entered the apartment along with the others.
"How did your shopping go?" Spencer asked.
"Great! Everyone found dresses" Carly said.
Patty noticed the T.V.
"Haha they're drowning!" Patty yelled laughing at the T.V.
Sam started to laugh as well; the entire ruckus caused the four boys to come downstairs.
"Oh hey guys you're back" Freddie said.
Almost all the girls gasped.
"Freddie what happened to you!?" Carly asked motioning to all the bandages on his face and his left arm which was wrapped in gauze.
Black*Star and Soul started to laugh really hard but were both stopped by a double Maka Chop.
She sighed already know what happened.
"B-Basketball" the both groaned.
Almost everyone raised their eyebrows.
"Yeah if it wasn't for Kid I'd be dead by now" Freddie commented.
Kid chuckled.
A/N: Ok that's it for this chapter!
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