Its been how long since I updated? O.O I hope you still remember what happened it the past chapters, if not read them again ;)

It's the start of their being a couple, yeah I know theyre so slow! It's okay, ready for some laughs? :D Its romantic today ;)

Chapter 13: Da Fuq.

~~Sakura's P.O.V~~

"Sasuke! I'll be leaving now!" I ought to pick up the new furniture for the pantry, we're finally going to have a toaster and a microwave! It sucked having cold food all the time.

"Hn," was all he said. Flipping through the next page of some novel called "The Mortal Instruments series" (A/N: Best series in the world.)

I had just left the door when I'd forgotten to eat lunch. I went back to the pantry to get my sandwich. Never again will we have cold food after this day!

I was sitting on one of the stools when suddenly, Sasuke comes in dancing weirdly and happily, chanting my name as if in a song. I don't think he saw me.

"Sakura Sakura My beautiful Sakuraaa!"

I was giggling when he whirled around, and blushed. "Oh, you're still here?"

I have to admit, it sounded and looked a bit gay, but it was cute. Knowing that he sings my name when I'm not here.

"Uh yeah. Do you do that all the time?" I asked, referring to the dance.

"No, I don't know what came over me." he said, still flushed.

Then as if coming out from nowhere, Naruto's head just pops out, "Only everywhere where you're not!" he grinned.

"Naruto, I will pee on everything you love." He glared.

"You wouldn't dare."

"I say I would." he smirked. Sasuke peeing in Naruto's Ramen? Priceless. Not that I imagine him peeing... Okay don't picture it GAAH!

"Tell you what, if I can show Sakura the videos of you around the office-" When Sasuke cut him off, "Crap. I forgot we even had CCTV."

"She'll see all the videos of you ma-"
Sasuke covered Naruto's mouth and yelled,
"MATH DEBATING!"

I raised my brow. Huh?

Naruto bit his finger, "Now say 'I wanna math debate' really fast." he grinned.

(It's a green joke.)

Okay ew. "Uh, I'll be going now." I turned around and Sasuke was already waiting for me outside the door.

"But you- But he- Where- How?"
I pointed on all ways possible.

"Don't question it, just love it." He smirked.

~~Naruto's P.O.V~~

I'm here at Hinata's Day Care Center reading stories to these kids, they have to listen to my humor stories!

"The first child said, "Mom why am I named Petal?", the mom answered, "Because a petal fell on your head when you were born." The second child asked, "Mom why am I named Rose?" she answered, "A rose fell on your head when you were young." Then the third child came,

"My favorite color is potato," he said.

She looked crazy when her mother snapped, "Shut Up, Brick!" "

All the children started laughing. "EHH STUUUPID!", "DOBE!", "I like trains" they had said.

Hinata came, "Naruto! Why are you telling these kid's stories with foul language? Maybe I should hit you with a brick!"

She got the red eyes and purple background with her hair looking like snakes, just how Sakura looks everytime!

"G-Gomen Hinata, I won't do it again." I stuttered. WHAT THE HELL. THAT WAS FREAKING-hot. Daaaaamnn guuuuurl.

Then she left, I turned to the kids, "Hey guys, wanna try some pranks with me? When I was your age, I was quite the prankster you know, I froze a mentos, put it in my friend Shikamaru's coke then after 5 minutes it just randomly exploded!"

One child raised his hand

"I don't see how this is going to bring World Peace." Ah, you.

He had jet black hair, a stoic face and looked like the heartthrob.

"You must be Sasuke's cousin?" I tried to pick him up on my lap.

He just friggin' slaps my hand, "What of it, baka?"

All the other kids were just like, "OOOOOOOHHHHHH," "Ya'll got pwned!" "Daaaaaamn Nigga!"

Did I mention they tend to talk like black people here? (No offense.)

"Tell you what, lets 1 prank. Just 1 today and if I can win you over, you respect me and address me as 'Naruto-(sexy)-sensei'"

"No." He hmphed and turned around when a little pink girl, talked to him.

Then it hit me, THAT'S SAKURA'S COUSIN!

"Come on, Sora, it'll be fun!" the pinkie smiled at the Uchiha. Who blushed. WHO BLUSHED. "Fine," he muttered. He came to me and shook my hand, "It's on, and if I win, you have to carry me and Yuki anywhere we want."

Yuki, Sakura's cousin, smiled and pulled me to bend down, pulling my tie! "Naruto-senpai, Sakura-onee will never forgive you if you hurt Sasuke-senpai's cousin. I will personally stab you 42 times with a katana." She was still smiling, but she's just like Sakura in every way! "Why 42?" I asked, "It's my favorite number." And she went over to Sora.

Da fuq is up with these kids!

~~Ino's P.O.V~~

Today's top gossips:

Sasuke and Sakura are together.

OMG. Whaaat? How could Sakura not tell me? She knows I run a gossip column. I'm so going to make her give me all the details!

Kim Kardashian goes bowling.

Okay, now that's just dumb. Like way over your head poo-poo head dumb.

"SAKURA!"

I go up to her and just bear hug her.

"I missed you so much!" I said.

"We were just eating lunch together a while ago." She lazily muttered.

"I know, okay whatever! You and Sasuke are together?" I practically yelled that people were staring.

"Shhhhh, and I'm not even sure if he feels the same way." She shrugged.

"But it's on the cover of my—"

"You published it? WHAT THE FREAKING DKADIUHWUHUWHFUAJNJN! Ino! I thought I trusted you."

So, I published it, big deal.

"But it'll make you more popular. You've got the looks and the boyfriend, you've got it all!" I said, kinda jealous.

"I don't have it all, and that's not everything, you know it, maybe I do love Sasuke, maybe he does feel the same way." She walked out.

APPPPSH, whatever, I'll find someone. I just feel happy for her and Sasuke.

Then she came back. "We're not fighting right?"

"Of course not," I answered. "Because who do you think you are.."

she joined in, "running round leaving scars…"

"you're gonna catch a cold…"

"from the ice inside your soul,"

"so don't come back for me, don't come back at all."

Then we both sang, "Who do you think you are?"

We both hugged and started laughing, "BEST FRIENDS FOREVA!"

Lolz, its times like these I love Sakura.

If you didn't know, that's "Jar of Hearts" by Christina Perry –colon pee- wait, I didn't mean that! :P - that's what I meant, not colon pee.

WAIT. Why was I freaking out about that? Seriously. Da fuq. She MUST be on her period.

~~Sasuke's P.O.V~~

So I'm taking Sakura out to get the furniture for the pantry.

We're in my limo. 'cuz Bosses have limos. Awww yea.

I see Sakura wearing the necklace and I can't help but smile.

"Why are you smiling? Are you making fun of me again?" she asks.

"No, you're just really cute and I like it when you wear the things I buy you." I smirk.

"But Sasuke, this is the only thing wearable you've bought me." she giggles.

"Well, we can change that later. By the way,"

I reach into my pocket.

"Here are your keys."

I attached a little Uchiha clan symbol, you know, for the future. Heh.

"Eeeh? But what if people think that I'm like married or something? Have you heard the rumors? Sasukeee!" She says. Her face red.

I suddenly feel shocked and put my face in my hands.

"Sasuke? What happened?"

I lift my face, red. Damn. Ohwell. Smirk.

"You can't keep doing that," I say, breathing out.

"You almost gave me a mini-heart attack you know, Sakura." I pause.

"It's difficult to focus when Sakura's cute blushing face is near me. There it is again; I could die you know." I smirk. This is me, being seductive.

"S-S-Sasukeeee!" and she freaking punches me across the car seats. In a limo. It's not that big , I know but is this even possible?

"U-Uchiha-san? Is everything alright?" My driver, Jin looks astonished. Then he cools himself down, "You know you lovebirds should really slow down or else Uchiha-san may be severely injured by next week. We have also arrived." He grins. Creeeeeeeepy.

Uh, yeah we bought the stuff.

"Where is it?"

I just lost probably the most important paper ever of my life.

I can't tell you what's in it because it's going to be this cool ending that will—oh wait. NOTHING.

It was in my freaking wallet when I last left it. WALLET. W A L L E T. What kind of word is wallet? Shouldn't it be pronounced like WA-LEY because like valet, buffet are pronounced? Do you ever get that? Like the more I look at the word 'Word' the more it doesn't even look like the word, word. GAAH. I'm hanging out with Sakura too much her grammar-hitler-ness is rubbing off on me!

Well, this is that other side of me that you never see. Yeah, nerdy, witty, anxious Sasuke.

Not to mention crazy for Sakura, Sasuke.

Shut up.

You know its TRUE!

Hn.

You should be looking for the note that-

SHUT UP INNER I WILL GO TO SLEEP NOW SO THAT THE READERS WON'T KNOW AND MAYBE I CAN FIND IT IN MY DREAMS. I WILL GRAB MY NUTELLA AND WATCH SPONGEBOB AFTER SO THAT YOU WON'T COME BACK AND KEEP WATCHING SO YOU CAN STOP CHANTING LIKE 'Nyeeeeh Sasuke Nyeeeeeeh Sasuke Nyeeeeeeeh Sasuke.' You know like that episode where Spongebob's like 'Nyeeeh Squidward Nyeeeh Squidward' k bye.

I'm on my way to my bed when a freaking rope trips me and I'm soaked in honey. Da fuq.

*snickers* "We sure got him good! High-five me bro!"

"You're the coolest Naruto-senpai!" Those voices i hear behind a couch.

I'd know that voice freaking anywhere as I'm lying on the floor pretty much stuck to it.

"Sora." I say

"Uh-oh..." he says and runs in front of me with Naruto slowly approaching

"Gomen! It was all Naruto-senpai's fault! He threatened to hit me 42 times with a Katana if I didn't pull a prank with him on you!" Sora said, mouth wide open and pointing at Naruto.

"Wha- What? We were in it together what are you talking about you little-"

"Enough. You're both such kids, I swear. Sora, it's not good to lie," I kneel down to his chicken-ass head size.

"It only makes you a poo poo head like Naruto here." I hit his head.

Sora chuckles.

"As for you Naruto, all this honey-"

"SASUKE!"

My assistant Sakura bursts through my door.

"I found your wallet that you've been missing and what's up with the honey?" She puts her finger on the honey on my nose and licks her finger.

Is it just me or was that extremely seductive?

"Mmmm! Sweet!" she giggles.

"Oh hey, Sakura-chan. Some dobe spilled honey all over my head." I say

"Naruto! You keep causing Sasuke problems! Now get a toothbrush and clean this whole place up!" Sakura says

"B-But..." Naruto shudders

"No buts!" (hehe she said butt)

Naruto runs like a rat and Sakura turns her attention to Sora.

"Oh hey, Sora. How's Yuki?" she smiles.

"Sakura-senpai, uh, Yuki's fine! In fact, Naruto-senpai owes Yuki and I a piggyback ride right about now!" he jumps excitedly.

"You and Yuki, eh? You know, Yuki talks about you all the time.."

"Really?", he brightens up, "I'm going to her house now!" He comes up to me first, and hugs me.

Okay, i wasn't expecting that.

"Arigatou, itoko!" He smiles brightly and leaves.

I swear he is nothing like me.

Now, I'm alone with Sakura covered in honey. This couldn't be more awkward.

"Oh, Sasuke, I came here to give you your wallet. I found it on the front desk." She reaches into her pocket and there it is.

The note.

I reach inside it and read it again, and smile.

"Sasuke, you never told me why that note was so important." She says, trying to peek.

I smirk. "Not so important? This was the first note you sent me in 3rd grade."

And she smiles and gives me a warm hug.

Wooh. Finally done.

I hope you guys liked it, really cheesy today though :3 ehehehe.

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