Hohenheim pushed a button and suddenly we were on a huge football field, standing under one of the yellow goalposts. More people were popping up. One was a grumpy old guy standing next to the TARDIS, and I saw the Winchesters in the distance. A short
kid with a metal arm, and a suit of armor appeared. "Where are we, brother?" The armor asked.

Hohenheim looked at them sadly. "Those are my sons," he muttered.

Suddenly some people in gaudy outfits appeared midnight. There was a man holding a shield with a huge star in the middle of it, a woman with glowing red air around her hands, and a guy in flying red-and-gold armor.

"What did you do, Steve?" Shouted the guy in the red armor.

Hohenheim pulled a megaphone out of his lab coat pocket with his one remaining arm, and said "attention, everyone!"

Everyone turned to look at Hohenheim. None of them looked happy.

"I know you're all wondering what you're doing here, and here's the-"

Suddenly, his other arm fell off, and everyone started at it as it started to do some sick impression of the worm. After it had flopped away, Hohenheim continued.

"We're all here today to solve one of my problems! Yeah! We have to take down an evil rabbit and its army!"

Based on the look on everyone's face, they thought we were total idiots and were going to beat the shit out of us.

"How do we know that you're not the bad guys?" A little boy wearing a torn up green shirt and green shorts shouted.

There was a flash at the other end of the stadium, and Vigo appeared with his army very melodramatically. "Because I'm the bad guy."

Among Vigo's army I recognized familiar faces such as Darth Vader. There was also a Dalek over there, a couple of dragons, a Cyclops, a pale noseless egg-freak with a wand, a green woman with a pointed witch's hat, what looked like the devil himself,
and tons of other creatures. I thought I saw Winnie the Pooh over there, but I wasn't quite sure.

"Well, if you're the bad guys, then let's fight!" Someone shouted, and suddenly everyone was brandishing wands or swords or light sabers or sonic screwdrivers- the list goes on. The armies charged at each other, and there was total chaos.

Hohenheim bent over to tap me on the shoulder with his chin. "We have to get to Vigo." He said. "Get the universe jumper out of my pocket."

I dug the stone out and we ran along the side of the fighting.

"I will crush you, son of Poseidon!" A cyclops roared as we passed, and tried to crush a black-haired boy with its hand. The boy stabbed the thing's hand.

Vigo kindly waited for us on the other side of the field. "A little bit of warning," He said. "I don't want to go back into the stone."

"We're not going to put you back in the stone." Hohenheim said.

"Oh, thank goodness. I was kind of worried for a moment there-"

"We're taking you down once and for all!"

Vigo laughed. "What's an armless guy and a little girl going to do to stop me?"

Hohenheim kicked Vigo in the balls.

"Fuck!" Vigo shouted as he fell to the ground.

"Hit him the head with the Universe Jumper!" Hohenheim shouted.

I raised the blue stone and hit Vigo in the head as hard as I could with it. Everything blinked out of existence for a second, and then all background noise went away. Everyone vanished off the football field. Vigo wasn't there anymore, but Hohenheim
was.

"I suppose you want to go back to your universe now." He said.

"That would be nice." I answered.

Hohenheim took the stone and fiddled with it for a second, and suddenly everything went back until I woke up in a hospital bed.

A nurse walked over. "Where the hell did you come from?" She asked, and raised a random broom that she hadn't been holding literally three seconds earlier. "Get out!" And she started hitting me with the broom as I ran out of the room.

I had some money in my pockets and was luckily in my hometown, so I took the bus home, marveling at the normal weird people on the bus. There was a woman knitting dragon finger puppets and a girl crying over a copy of The Fault in Our Stars.

I got home, and my parents took one look at me and started crying. Apparently I had been gone for weeks, and they were terrified, and then furious, and grounded me. Not that I wanted to leave the house or anything to reconnect with my friends.

Life pretty much went back to normal. A few weird things happened, like a teacher getting caught watching porn at school during class, and an Alien Invasion in the year 2030, but I never saw the Universe Jumper, Vigo, or Hohenheim again, and that made
me happy.

And that's all, folks.

There's usually a disclaimer, but you all know that anything that belongs to someone else isn't mine. There's some stuff from kind of everywhere.

I hope you enjoyed the story if you lasted this long.