Jesse belongs to The Ablazing Arrow! I do not own Total Drama!
*Camera turns on*
The screen shows a large skate park with many people skating. Then the camera zooms in on a single skater at the top of a ramp. The figure waves before going down the ramp, doing twists and turns until they stop in front of the camera. The person takes the helmet off, revealing a girl with short blond hair.
"Hey Total Drama! I'm Jesse Donner and I want to be on your show for the money! See, I'm currently homeless and I need the money. Like, really badly. I've been eating out of the garbage cans around here in Pennsylvania! Seriously, there was this sandwich that I could have sworn had eyeballs and with what I could have sworn were pubic hairs-"
The cameraman coughs. "You're getting off topic!" He harshly whispers.
Jesse smiles awkwardly. "Uhh...maybe you guys shouldn't have known that...Umm...can we start over?"
The camera goes side to side. "No? What do you mean 'no'? We can start over!"
"I have to be somewhere else."
"Wait, get back here! We aren't-"
*Camera shuts off*
We are at 12! I decided I'm going to make it 16 not 17 so only 4 left! Keep sending them in! Hurry if you haven't sent in your Audition!