A/N: I IS BACK! Yayzies! Whoop! The next chappie! I forgave Deidara! I still have him ducktaped in my closet though. But who cares about that! What we all want is the chappie!

Sensaina: Author, please let Deidara out now. *puppy eyes*

A/N: Only if I get a super-awesome Power Puff Girls Bandage.

Sensaina: *sweatdrops* But you aren't injured.

A/N: Your point is?

Hidan: THE POINT IS, YOU HEATHEN, THAT YOU'RE AN IMMATURE BI-MMPH!

A/N: THE MIGHY POWER OF DUCKTAPE NEVER GETS OLD! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA-coughcough...

Everyone: *holds breath* ...

A/N:...

Everyone:...

A/N: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Sasori: *sigh* Same old, same old. Just read. -.-

I. Am. Frickin. Cold.

All I have on at 12:30 am is a flimsy t-shirt and jeans.

Answer the frickin door already!

I heard a bang and some cursing before the door finally opened, revealing a sleepy (and slightly grumpy) Naruto.

I gazed into his cerulean eyes and felt the random protectiveness of an older sister enter me. Ridiculous, considering the fact I only come to slightly below his shoulder. Darn my short form.

But Naruto has had a hard life. His parents both died in a horrible accident just after he was born, and the poor guy didn't even know who they were until recently. That fact also made people think he was a wild undisciplined menace as he grew up. The only person who really cared for him as he grew was Iruka, a teacher at the elementary school. But Naruto worked hard to push past all the rumors, and succeded, making many friends and showing his hardcore determination.

I don't want to see it broken. Thus the protectiveness.

"Sensaina? What the heck are you doing here at one in the morning?" He gave me a bleary supposed to be threatening look.

That one scentence was all it took to snap me back to the present. I need to get out of here now.

"Naruto... I'm in trouble. May I come in?" He blinked as though processing my words before nodding, taking in my seriousness.

He led me into the living room, sitting me onto the couch next to him. There was an akward silence for a few moments, until he broke it with a small cough.

"Oh, right." I took a breath, preparing to begin.

"Naruto, I won't tell you who's after me, or where I'm going. If they find you and you have anything on me, they could hold you against me, or get information out of you. But I need you to do me a favor. And fast. I have a time limit." I glanced up to see if he was taking me seriously. He was.

"Anything, Sensaina! You saved my life at the hospital when Tsunade was gone! Without you I would be dead!" Naruto gave me a pure look of absolute determination, shining straight through his eyes.

It was true. Naruto was shot in a street riot. Straight through the chest. Tsunade was was on her day off, and wouldn't answer her phone. I was the only one capable of healing him, and even then the odds were against him. But at the same time I didn't save him. Not alone anyways. He was in a coma after the surgery, and I didn't know what to do. Then all the friends he made, and people whose lives he touched, they came and pulled him out of the darkness he was in. I couldn't ever compare to that.

"Okay. I need to borrow your beat-up old truck, not your new beat-up old truck, and one of your old jumpsuits. If I used my own things I could be recognised. Also, do you have any of my old clothes from past sleepovers I could take too, for later on?" Can't take any chances when being hunted.

"'Course! I'll pack you some food too! Just in case. Hope you like ramen, though! 'Cause that's about all I got!"

Fifteen minutes later I was suited up and ready to say goodbye.

"I guess this is it." Naruto offered me a broad smile in reply.

"Don't worry, I'll see you again someday! Believe it! And don't forget to keep your hair up in my old hat, no offense, but it's really easy to pick you out of a crowd with your hair." I rolled my eyes.

Always the optimist. Slash hair enthusiast.

"Yeah, Bye Naruto! Good luck with running your ramen shop!" Yeah, that's right. He owns a ramen shop. Toughest job in the city.

With one last wave I was off. I nearly groaned at the slow speed of this peice of junk, but hey, better than nothing.

With a large sigh, I settled in for the long ride.

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Now the sun was indicating midmorning, probably around eleven. I turned smoothly into a long gravel driveway nestled inbetween two of the many golden hills that surrounded me.

I started to regret my descision of where I was going to go. I mean what if he turned me away? Where then? I really should've made other plans. But no one would expect me to go here, not even my closest pals.

My worries kept with me until finally the driveway opened, revealing a large valley below. In the valley were several pens. They completely littered the place, covering the huge expanse of land with squares. In the pens were a whole manner of animals. I saw two tigers in one, and in a pen across from them was a camel, a pig, and a zebra.

I see he still keeps rescuing animals. Guess some of the things we did together stuck.

I continued down the road before screeching to a stop infront of a large almost-mansion house. I pulled off my ridiculous orange hat with a blue 'Ramen' across the top and walked over to a pen right next to me.

"Hi Sophie!" I greeted the female warthog cheerfully.

It glanced up and I swear I saw joy flash in those eyes.

Sophie is the nicest darn warthog you will ever meet. Trust me. I remember from my last stay here.

I patted her head once, minding the electric fence, before heading to the door. I flipped a limp strand of silver hair out of my eyes before raising my hand to knock.

A/N: Okay. I finally let Deidara out. *pouts* But I am still angry. Just a little.

Deidara: I said sorry five times!

A/N: Yes, but you never gave me the hug of forgiveness.

Deidara: Do I have to?

A/N: Yes.

Deidara: Fine. *Hugs*

A/N: Awwwwwww! All is forgiven! Before I leave to hunt coughs, I am sorry about the poor quality of this chapter! I do not believe that it was my best work! Sorries! The next, though, is going to be awesomeness! ... Okay bye! SHERLOCK HOLMES! *runs off*

Deidara: Man! I am so glad that's over. *turns around revealing sign on back reading 'Itachi Owns Me! I live to serve as his pet!'*

Kisame: *snickers*

Deidara: What?

Kisame: Nothing. Just nothing.