Wow, no flames about Blik/Deathley…? Cool. No need for flame protection, then. (Takes off helmet and hides bazooka behind back) Um, I don't have much else to say. Except for copyrights.

Dine on the delicious copyrights, hot off Microsoft Word, with 100 less fat, 100 more nothing changed:

Hogwarts © JK Rowling

Cartoon/video game characters © respective owners

Deathley © Me

I'm lovin' it.

Oh, and here's a spoiler for those eagerly awaiting The Toonslayer 2: DEATHLEY'S GETTING A NEW PARTNER IN CRIME!!shift1!!! And the new character's getting introduced later in this story! WOO!

Soon enough, Mr. Blik and Deathley left Deathley's private bedroom, and boy, they looked like they had the time of their lives. The cat and the bat's fur were extremely in a mess, as if neither had combed or showered in a week. The two were having so much fun that they could barely breath.

"That was amazing!" Deathley said, grabbing a glass of water from the common room's mini-kitchen, and sitting down near the fireplace in a comfortable blue-and-gray armchair. "I can hardly b-breathe!"

"Me neither," Blik said, grabbing some water for himself and sitting in an armchair next to the bat girl. "I wouldn't mind doing that again!"

"Let's not," Deathley said. "And say we did."

"Works for me," Blik said, getting up from his armchair and looking outside, seeing Mr. Herriman and Madame Foster taking the students for a hike in the woods. (Obviously not the Forbidden Forest, for apparent reasons.) Deathley was about to look outside as well, but stopped abruptly as she clutched her stomach in pain and fell onto the hard stone floor with a BANG!

Blik left the window and walked over to Deathley to pick her up. "You OK?"

"I dunno," Deathley said, holding onto the armchair. "I just felt this weird feeling in my stomach and fell on the floor in shock!"

"Maybe you're hungry?" Blik muttered.

"Now that I think about it…yeah, I am. Let's go to the meeting in the Great Hall, they have food, right?" Deathley said, walking out of the common room with the male Slytherin.

The two reached the Great Hall, and saw the conferencing professors and Head of Houses. SpongeBob (Head of Hufflepuff) and Sandy (Head of Gryffindor) waved to Blik and Deathley, and vice versa. The two sat down in the middle of the two Heads of Houses.

"Let's eat!" Chef McMuesli said, making a 'come here' gesture to Mindy the Slytherin, who had a large chef's hat on her head, covering half of her head, except her mouth, which currently had a face of disgust slapped on it. She unenthusiastically handed all the professors their food, and walked off mumbling to herself about the chef's gross food and her Order Scroll.

"What's there to talk about?" SpongeBob asked. Sandy shrugged her shoulders, and said, "The students?"

Murmur of agreement from professors filled the hall.

Before Sandy began to start the topic off, Deathley let out a sharp cry of pain. All the other professors stared at her, with uneasy and fairly annoyed looks. She said sheepishly, "Sorry. My stomach's been feeling funky for the past hour, but it wasn't the food-"

"Maybe Nurse Leslie can help you?" Professor Urameshi suggested.

"Thanks, that's what I'll do," Deathley said before zooming out of the Great Hall.

"Hey, why can you help us with our problems?" Professor Reaper (yes, the Grim Reaper from Billy and Mandy) asked.

"I'm a Professor, not a miracle worker," Professor Urameshi said dryly.

"Nurse Leslie?" Deathley asked, walking into the office. The shark glanced over to the Ravenclaw and asked, "What's seems to be the problem?"

"My stomach's been feeling out of the ordinary for the past hour," she said, clutching her stomach for the third time and giving a soft cry of pain. "I dunno why!"

"Did Chef McMuesli food poision you?" Nurse Leslie said casually, looking through his file cabinet for Deathley's health file.

"No, I didn't even touch the food he made me for the meeting, Nurse. I barely looked at it."

"I see," Nurse Leslie replied after a short silence. He picked up a file and read through it. "Hmm, no recent major injuries were recorded in you file."

"I broke my left leg when I was six," Deathley said, going deep into her memories. "And when I was fourteen I broke my right arm!"

"I said recent major injuries, not past," Nurse Leslie said with a sigh. Before Deathley could reply to this, he gave her what appeared to be a urine test. She started at it blankly when he said, "Please use the test for me, please, Ms. McClash."

Deathley nodded silently and went off to the bathroom to perform the test. After three minutes, a faint toilet flush was heard, and Deathley left the bathroom, handing the test to Nurse Leslie in a small plastic zipper bag. He said as soon as the test was handed to him, "Come later for results. Get some rest and eat healthy food."

"Fine, thank you!" Deathley said, leaving the hospital wing area with an anxious look on her face. What would happen? Is she dangerously sick? Who knew? She wandered back to the Great Hall to announce that she wouldn't be present for the rest of the meeting; everyone said their goodbyes as Deathley returned to her tower to get some shut eye. She asked herself before dozing off:

"What'll happen to me?"

Not much later, the young bat was awoken by her Ravenclaws returning from their hike, preparing for their dinner; Deathley came downstairs too see the children with tired, happy faces.

"How was the trip?" Deathley asked, holding her stomach.

"Super fun, Ms. McClash!" Cream piped up with her brown eyes sparkling. "We got too see dragons, hippogriffs…and a lot more!"

Deathley chuckled as Sunny added, "Herriman was overprotecting us during the trip."

"Yes, we learned some interesting things like- wait…Ms. McClash, why are you holding your stomach like that? Are you in pain?" Violet asked, which caused the Ravenclaws to stare at her. Deathley said quickly, "Yeah…a bit of a stomach ache. C'mon, let's go to dinner."

The kids cheered as their professor lead them to the Great Hall. The hall itself was buzzing with noise, chatter and good smells; Frankie had taken over cooking duties for the night. (Chef McMuesli had walked into the hall shortly after Deathley left to test out her sandwich to see if the meat had expired or not, but it turns out it was poorly cooked; the chef himself had fainted onto the floor after just one bite. He's now in the hospital wing for the night, like Bloo. Incase you're wondering how he got to the wing, Professor Cheeks had teleported him there.) After the Ravenclaws got to their table, Deathley sat with the teachers to eat finally; as soon as she finished, she saw Nurse Leslie finish his plate as well. He made a 'follow me' gesture, and Deathley got up to follow him. For some reason, Blik went along, despite not being finished with his food.

"Why are you following me?" Deathley asked, with a raised eyebrow.

"Incase you need somebody to pat you on the shoulder," Blik said with a smile. The bat smiled back.

"Sit down, you two," Nurse Leslie as soon as they got to his personal office. The two sat down in black, leathery chairs. "This may come as a huge surprise, so I got some tissues prepared for you two."

"Go ahead, tell us!" Blik said, holding Deathley's hand. She squeezed it back.

The nurse took and deep breath and said, "Deathley, you are pregnant with Mr. Blik's child! The baby will be due in June."

Deathley leaped out of her chair with joy, silent tears and a wide grin on her face. She shouted, "Whoo-hoo! I'm gonna be a mom!"

Blik was frozen in his chair with shock. A baby? What in the world? He didn't mean for Deathley to get pregnant. But there wasn't much to say. The baby was gonna come, and there's nothing he could do about it. But he looked on the bright side. At least he expanded his family tree. He said with a smile, "Amazing."

The two left the office, Deathley holding her stomach and lower back proudly, Blik giving his friend a small smile. The two entered the Great Hall once more to hang out with the teachers. Needless to say, Deathley and Blik had told all the teachers, and they promised to keep it secret from the kids.

I'm sorry for the short chapter. Really. I am. Don't hurt me.

I know what most of you are thinking, "ZOMFG THIS BABY'S GONNA RUIN TOONSLAYER!!!!" Well, it's not. Most of you should be happy for Deathley. She could teach the baby tons of cool stuff, like toonslaying (duh!) and numerous other things that I'm too lazy to mention. And yes, this baby's gonna be the new partner in crime for Deathley. When will the baby be born? In a later chapter of course!

No flames about the baby, please. Keep comments respectful.

Sayonara!