A/N: I still have nothing to say...Oh no I do! *smacks forehead* Um pretty please go to my profile and vote on the poll for which team you're on Team Padfoot or Team Moony! Let's settle this rivalry once and for all! Also I hope I know how to create it...*nervous chuckle* heh heh
You know I'm running out of ways to say hello so I'll just say 'sup welcome to another Moony and Padfoot Advice Column.
Question 67 comes from kali yugah
Lol i am loving the team moony/ team Padfoot. Although i have to say that i am either team garrus or team anders (don't know who they are then play mass effect 1&2 and dragon age origins/awakening & 2) i have to ask what film do both of you like more the transformers series or star trek 2009?
Padfoot- Team what? Does either of those translate to Team Padfoot 'cause it would be nice if someone voted for me *holds up bribe*
Moony- Stop trying to bribe people and answer the question. I happen to like Star trek 2009 because a certain main character is really hot and-
Padfoot- God Moons why are you so fixated on looks. I'm sorry we can't all look as beautiful as you!
Moony-…Di you just call me beautiful?
Padfoot & Moony- *blush*
*fangirl squeal*
Padfoot- *clear throat* Uh well—you see…um—So yeah I happen to like the Transformers series because of all the killing robots instead of killing people.
Moony- He can't stand blood.
Padfoot- Which is totally not my fault I mean I can't help it that seeing a pool of makes me want to vomit :P
Moony- And scream like a girl :D
Padfoot- Shut up Moony.
Moony- ;D
Question 68 comes from WeaslyTwin3Some
Thanks for the cake. It was delicious.
You're welcome!
Padfoot- *rolls eyes* Oh like you baked it.
As a matter a fact I did!
Padfoot- Oh…
Anyway, with the whole "team Moony"/"Team Padfoot" think, can I be president of "team puppy love"? It's impossible to choose between the two of you. You both have your merits. Moony is calm, and sweet, and smart, and cuddly. and Padfoot is fun, and sexy, and (I think anyway) passionate. Who could choose one over the other?
You guys should just join you clubs together and make Team Puppylove.
Padfoot- Yeah we could…or we could continue this ongoing battle of rivalry that is technically already won by me :D
-_-…
Moony- You wish.
Padfoot- *sticks out tongue*
Moony- *leans over and bites it*
Padfoot- OW! Moony!
Moony- Oops my mouth acted on its own, I'm sorry I guess you are too sexy.
Padfoot- Well *blush* when you put that way…
Moony- *sighs* Padfoot I recommend you study the art of sarcasm more.
Padfoot- Eh?
Moony- Never mind!
Question 69 (oh gross! Hahaha! Padfoot- Whoa Aooogaa! Moony- -_-…) comes from Viper's little Devil
*a few weeks later a tear stained envelope shows up*
Padfoot- What the heck? *opens envelope*
Daddy, Uncle Remus, can you come to the future and kill Draco for me? He's a slimy cheater and says he only dated me because of a dare.
Padfoot- WHAT? DID I NOT TELL YOU SPECIFICALLY NOT TO GO OUT WITH A SLYTHERIN!
Moony- My you're turning quite a bright shade of red Sirius.
Padfoot- Shut up Moony, can't you see my long-lost daughter is in despair.
Moony- I have eyes don't I?
Padfoot- What?
Moony- Nothing…
And Severus is my uncle because my mom is his sister.
Moony- Currently at this time your father has excused himself to go puke in a bucket and yell "Prongs was right!" again. Prongs you smart smart stag.
But anyway... please help me with this slimeball of a cheater? :'( Please Daddy?
Padfoot- *comes back* Of course we will help! Let's go now!
Fine I will let you do this one thing but only because I hate people who have the dishonor to cheat. And really? Draco?-_-
Sirius and Remus hold hands as an inexperienced girl winds up the time turner to a non-specific time. With one last glance at the room they were residing in they were gone.
"Oof!" Sirius fell clumsily to the ground dragging Remus with him. Lizard however placed the turner in her pocket and looked around.
"We're in Hogwarts, no?" Remus asked after he had stood up.
"Yeah." Was the reply and then the three were off down the corridor and to the dungeons.
"How do we get in?" Sirius whispered furiously as they hid in the corner.
"Invisibility Cloak." Remus replied and pulled out James's prized possession after of course his photo of Lily. Sirius smiled at the werewolf's quick thinking and pulled him over for a kiss. The fangirl beside them, intent on watching them go at it, pulled the Cloak over them instead.
"Get on with it. I'll wait here." She hissed pushing them ahead.
Remus and Sirius stopped kissing and turned to maneuver their way into the Slytherin common room as a fat boy trudged in beside them.
"Which one is Draco?" Sirius asked eyeing every boy in particular.
"Draco…wasn't that what your cousin was going to name her future son? I remember you saying that you were going to call him Draco the Dragon."
"Oh right so we're looking for a blond kid with an arrogant face." Sirius immediately spotted that kid sitting on a green couch. "Ugh!"
"I know who modeled this place—so drab." Remus complained. Sirius shot him an odd look.
"No I meant he looks just like Luscious Mouthful." Sirius pointed at the boy.
"Ew you have to stop calling him that—it's weird."
"Yeah whateves." Sirius proceeded to pull off the Cloak.
"What're you doing?" Remus exclaimed.
"Kicking this boy's ass." Sirius said determined. He with a timid Remus beside him strutted over.
"Hey!" Sirius called out. Draco looked up at them noticing the Gryffindor ties. "What the hell? How did you two get in here? Who are you anyways?" He sneered.
The sneer faded as he caught the death glare. "I'm Sirius fucking Black."
BAM!
CRASH!
PWNED!
OBLIVATE!
So now that we're finally back what happened?
Padfoot- *smirks* I kicked his ass that's what happened!
Moony- I kind just watched but I did kick him in his Unmentionables.
Padfoot- *ruffles his hair* Good Moony!
Moony-*who enjoys getting his hair touched* ^_^
Well there you go Nancy!
Question 70 comes from T. XD
Ok firstly Padfoot... I'm a witch not a Muggle... so i probably should get some ninja lessons... hmm...
Padfoot- You probably should. I heard they've lowered the costs this year.
Moony- -_-
*breaks into chorus of 'all you need is love'*
Padfoot & Lizard - *sing along*
Padfoot- Oh come on Remus don't you know this song?
Moony- -_- I was born in the 60's.
Padfoot- Exactly!
*sighs happily*... although i would have liked something more than a hug... hehe there's just no pleasing me is there?
Moony- You're going to have to be more specific because I'm scared to interpret what you mean.
Padfoot- Uhh…What he said.
No that's not what i meant, but i quite like James so.. *accepts shirt and wears it proudly*... Can i have a team Padfoot and Moony shirt as well? Oh and a team Lizard one?
Padfoot- Of course you can as long as you vote for me *hands you shirt*
Moony- Like Padfoot said *hands you Team Moony shirt*
*hands you one with no comment*
Padfoot- what no Team Lizard this time?
No I have learned the art of maturity…
Padfoot-* smiles evilly* Oh really? Oh my God look it's a young version of Gary Oldman and David Thewlis kissing!
WHERE? WHERE? *fangirl squee*
Padfoot- Syke!
Padfoot- :D
No need to fight over me boys.. there's plenty of me to go around ;)
Question: My hands are freezing because i have just applied some henna (know what that is?).. what do i do?
Padfoot- Where does she get these words?
Just Google that shit.
Padfoot- Ohhhh Lizard cussed! Moony! Moooonnnyyy! She cussed!
Moony- I know Pads, and what does it matter it is rated M.
Padfoot- Oh right…&*(%)$##)(%! Wait she can say shit but I can't say &*(%)$##)(%?
Not all words are legal here. Only in America *sighs* Oh America—having diabetes since 1500BC!
Padfoot & Moony- ?
Padfoot- So what should you do…Do a happy dance for a couple hours maybe that'll help.
Moony- ….no comment.
More kisses! XXX
Stop it I'm blushing!
Moony- *blushing* So am I.
Padfoot- Well I'm not!
Question 71 comes fromimSiriuslyLupin4you
o.o
Padfoot & Moony & Lizard- What?
I hate to say it, but Moony gets points for being Team Jacob... Really, Padfoot? Really? You're really on the Team of a Dead Bleach Smelling Glitter Boy? REALLY?
Padfoot- *whimpers*
Moony- See—I am the sensible one. *ego boost by 5%*
*sigh* You're lucky you're awesome... Or I'd have to abandon you just for that... But no worries! :) I'm still faithful
Padfoot- Now I'm worried…
Moony- *still grinning away*
Padfoot- *glares*
Question 72 comes from Ecclestein
Padfoot, you're Team Edward?
Hmmmm...
'Cause it's Padfoot and Edward, sitting in a tree, S-N-O-G-G-I-N-G!
Padfoot and Edward, sitting in a tree, F-A-L-L-I-N-G in love!
Padfoot- *covering his ears and singing 'lalalalala'
Moony- He can't hear you -_-
Oh, and I'm Team Moony all the way. So put that in your juice box and suck it, Sirius!
Moony- Thank you ^_^
Padfoot- Everyone is against me today!
Moony- *rolls eyes*
Question 73 comes from LadyMarauderYoung
I think that you two should really stop with the whole teams thing...one day, you might be seperated and you might not ever see each other again and you'll regret it...
Moony & Padfoot-*actually traumatized by her words*
I totally agree!:D
That's why I'm team WolfStar! Do you get it? Moony = werewolf, Sirius = Constellation :D
Moony- Wow that actually sounds cool.
Padfoot- So are you admitting defeat?
Moony- Hell no!
-_- You guys are missing the whole point…
Hehe - I'm hyper! I ate two whole packets of TicTacs and now I'm...actually, my breath just smells really minty...minty is okay...I prefer chocolate though...
Padfoot- You're still on about that…I mean I like coffee so what!
Moony- No Sirius you moron she's just talking about my greatest love *sighs* chocolate…
Padfoot- Your greatest love after me right? Right?
Moony- *doesn't reply*
Padfoot- *wails*My own boyfriend is against me too! Will I never know love!
Moony- You over exaggerate too much…
Padfoot- Moony? :D
Moony- I'm still with you Pads don't worry.
Padfoot- *naked victory dance*
*cries*Haven't I seen enough! *covers her eyes*
Question 74 comes from SetoXSara
Hi Padfoot! -squees- I'm actually talking to THE Sirius Black! The sexiest man alive!
Padfoot- Damn straight! *ego boost by 69(oh ew) %*
Hi Moony! I'm talking to Remus Lupin!
Moony- Sexiest man alive too right?
Padfoot- Aw don't worry Moons, you're the sexiest man in my world-
Moony- *breathes* Thank you Padf-
Padfoot- After me of course.
Moony- -_-
I admire you both! Can I have subscriptions? Please? Anyways, must ask you, Remus, is Sirius good in bed? (I bet he is!)
Padfoot-*hands her the subscriptions* Well go on answer her Moony!
Moony-Er…I mean he's great and all…
Padfoot- What? Am I bad? *begins freaking out*
Moony- No! No! You're fine it's just that I want to top too you know…
Padfoot- Sorry Moons, you know the rules 'He who makes the moves first shall win top.'
That's your bedroom rules?
Padfoot- Yup that and that there are no rules!
Then if there are no rules then the first one shouldn't apply-
Padfoot- Oh-kay! We've had enough of this. Moving on!
Moony & Lizard- *grumbling to selves*
And, BTW, Tell Prongs that when using the Fidelius Charm DO NOT make Peter the Secret Keeper. Or him and his wife Lily (Yes, Lily Evans!) will die.
Padfoot- WHAT THE *&%#!
Moony- You're kidding right?
Dang—stop telling them their future it could change the space time continuum!
And Remus, well done for teaching Harry the Patronus.
Moony- Harry?
Padfoot- That little Hufflepuff 3rd year Harry…
Moony- Figgin
Padfoot- Yeah Harry Figgin—What the hell kind of name is that? Anyways I didn't know you taught him a Patronus?
Moony- I didn't…
Padfoot- o_o?
Okay Team Padfoot all the way! And Peace Out!
Padfoot- Oh! Another point for me! How do you like those apples!
Moony- (idiot)
Padfoot- What? -_-?
Moony- Loovvee youuuuu! :D
Last Question 75 comes fromelliot and sasuke
Elliot:I will not kill imsiriuslylupinforyou,no matter how tempting it is.
Moony & Padfoot & Lizard- o_0!
Moony-*whispers* My Gods I think she's serious.
Sirius-*whispers* Nooo, I'm Sirius.
-_-…
Anyway Remus you are a freaking gazellion times better than Sirius can ever hope to be.
Padfoot- Ohhhh hellll noooo! Girl what's up your weave?
Moony- Why-why are you talking like that?
Padfoot- Kingsley taught it to me—you know for protection.
Moony- Rrriight…so um back to this I appreciate your support * sends a hug your way*
And Sirius where the hell is that pic?
Padfoot-right here! *hmphs* But just for that you might not get it!
Moony- -_- Padfoot either send that or burn it because I am tired of first years coming into our dormitory and stealing it!
And thanks for the shirt.
Moony & Padfoot *at the same time*- You're welcome. You're Not welcome!
Sirius your prejudice is ridiculous,I would give you a lecture but that would be a waste of my time and patience so I advice you to read Reading the Hallows:Revised ch-2,ok.
Padfoot- Maybe I'll read it maybe I won't *huffs*
Moony- I'll make sure he reads it.
I wanted to ask you to think of a nickname for imsiriuslylupinforyou(its too damn long to type)so suggestions?.
Padfoot- How 'bout betterthanelliot?
Moony- Stop being immature besides we're thinking of nicknames.
Padfoot- Fine how 'bout…Snuffles?
Moony- Classic -_-
Padfoot- Why not I think it's appropriate. Oh and we can call Elliot—Muffles *giggles*
Moony- Someone forgot to take his meds…
O_0!
Love you Remus
Padfoot- Hate you too *7%#$!
Padfoot! Bad dog! No harassing the reviewer!
Moony- Love you too Elliot now excuse me while I attempt to smack my boyfriend with this rolled up newspaper.
*sighs* I guess that's it…. (Padfoot-Ouch Moony!) Bye! :D