Author's notes: Hi ya! It's me, me, me, me… TANYA!!! RARW!!! Hehe cheese yummmmmm!!! I am going somewhere with this okay? Meow, meow, meow, meow….meow, meow, meow, meow! BAHAHA gotta love the Simpsons…P I love typing this up for you guys! I love you all!

DISCLAIMER HOMIE! Yo nigga listen to dis shit…dis stuff is stolen…like it or not yo we stole! Most shit is not ours.. do you think we could afford it, nigga? Stop trippin' all you gangsta homeboys the movies, shows, cartoons get enough laughs…it's our time to shine of their shit! Go somewhere else if yo don't like this shiat!

Hehe woo my gangsta side of me! P lol you all love that! Anyways this chapter is about…cheese…and stuff… :s ENJOY! run to corner and hides hehe no one can see me!!! MWAHAHA

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"You know what this party needs?" Tidus grinned.

"Music, beer and pizza," said Lulu monotonously, "oh and SingStar."

"WOOO HOO! We're living on a prayer! Take my hand, well make it I swearrrr…WOOO HOO!"

All of a sudden, our super heroes were found hanging over a cliff. Tidus' shoe fell off and made a splash as it hit the water beneath them. Alligators chomped at the shoe… also his strap was hanging down.

"AH fuck!" shouted Rikku.

"Charlie…Charlie!" Yuna cried looking at Tidus.

"I'm not fucking Charlie." He yelled.

"CHARLIE!" Lulu mocked.

"We went through this…I'M FUCKING CHARLIE!" Tidus yelled, getting annoyed with the strap on his overalls. A crackle and a loud banging noise were heard. The sound of Tidus' voice made rock come crashing towards them.

"AH…Fuck Tidus… look what you did!" Auron groaned as his coat was stretched over the cliff's rocks and got caught in a twig that was sticking out.

The monk suddenly appeared and was alarmed to see that a bolder was hurdling towards them.

"You must harness the cheese!" said the monk.

"AIGHT! MAVARONI!" Lulu called out.

"You stole my line!" Tidus whined still annoyed with that stupid strap that ended up slapping him in the face because of the wind.

"HARNESS THE FUCKING CHEESE!" the monk screamed.

They all gasped.

"OMG you swore!!!" Wakka said shocked.

"HAR…"

"OKAY ALL READY!" Rikku interrupted with fury, "everyone think…cheese."

"Okie dokie." Tidus said childishly.

Everyone suddenly closed their eyes and thought…cheese….

POOF!

The massive bolder turned into a giant ball of squishy cheese.

"AIGHT!" Tidus said seeing the bolder that had turned into cheese.

"CRAP!" Yuna cried. "I hate cheese!"

Tidus gasped and looked at Yuna in surprise! "Everyone loves cheese!!!" he whined.

"Excellent young grasshoppers." The monk said proudly. "But now you have a massive cheese ball coming crashing down the cliff!"

Tidus opened his mouth as if he wanted to catch it and eat it.

"Ahhh….Tidus…it's too big for you mouth!" Auron said in a monotone voice.

The cheese was 10 feet away from them and the monk got out his pet squishy, which was a monkey that was clapping symbols.

"How is that helpful?" Auron asked.

"It's helpful because the clashing symbols will help you think and harness…"

"THE CHEESE! We all know…that's what got us into this situation! You short, fat MONK!" shrieked Rikku.

"Yeah! She's right, ya?" Wakka said.

"HARNESS THE MOON!!!" the monk burst out into tears and disappeared.

"Is he PMSing?" Auron chuckled. The monkey that was left behind got so angry with them, that he jumped on Auron's face and made him have an allergic reaction to his…urine.

"ARGGHHH!!! HE PEED ON ME!!!" Auron shouted.

"Hehehe," Tidus giggled like a little schoolgirl.

"Shut up!"

"Look!" Auron yelled at the monkey, "do you have an issue with me?! 'cause, if I have a problem with someone I don't – I don't PEE on them, okay?"

The monkey gave Auron yes Sir Auron…the finger.

Everyone gasped and silence filled the air…

"That's it! Bitch is goin' down!" Auron screamed, swinging his katana through the air and…cutting the boulder into teeny little pieces although he was holding onto the cliff.

"Hells yeah! That's what I'm talking about!" cried Tidus, not realising he let go off the cliff to do his fist pumping action.

But then everyone realised that the boulder Auron had cut created a massive crack in the cliff resulting "the fall".

"I believe I can fly!" Tidus screamed.

"No you can't!" said Auron, who was falling beside him, his coat streaming behind him.

"Yes the fuck I can bitch!" Tidus cried like a sissy.

Then the unthinkable happened…

Auron lost his sake jug…

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" he yelled in horror as it disappeared below the waves as they all crashed into the water too.

As they came back up…

"Life isn't worth living anymore!" Auron screamed in agony.

"Oh shut up drama queen!" Rikku blurted.

All of a sudden the sky went dark then red, then orange, yellow, then green, then blue, then violet, then…

"Oh look…the sky is going gay on us!" Tidus said, "just like the gay bar…" the thoughts started to give him flash backs with sappy music playing in the background. "Dada." He whispered.

"WTF?" Auron asked alarmed.

"I was having a flash back." Tidus replied.

"Do you have them often?" Yuna asked.

"Yeno…just today!"

"Everybody dance now!"

End notes: I donno why that ended that way…but yeah! P funny stuff! BAHAHA TIDUS' OVERAL STRAP! Just imagine it all up in his face and pissing the shit outta him! Lol P anyways! I hope you liked this chapter! it's about cheese!!! Yeah you know this has my name all over it lol CHEESE!!! Want some? Leave a comment and I'll give you some! And if not…I'll give you…a hug? Or maybe some Wakka, Auron, Tidus, Rikku, Lulu or Yuna lovin'. Up to you! Just leave us a comment! Thanks once again to all you guys! We love you!