The rat monster stood its ground, Farce raised his fists.
The pokemon's teeth shined white, and deadly.
It charged.
"IT'S TIME FOR THE RAPE!" My Clefairy screamed as he knocked the rattata back with a slap to the face.
"PIMP SLAP ATTACK!" He screamed as he pimp slapped the shit out of the opponent.
It looked like he was going to kill it.
Before he could I pulled a pokeball from my belt and threw it at the pokemon. After a few stunning seconds the ball dinged, signaling the successful capture.
GASP.
I pick it up.
"FULL TEAM!" I scream in victory. Raising my hands over my head creating a v for VICTORY MOTHER FUCKER.
Might as well wrap up this nuzlocke and say I won already.
Voice in the Sky: Don't get cocky, you dick.
2Lax4U(in heaven): Yeah I haven't finished yet so fuck you.
"Shuddup you can't see me." I say waving a hand in-front of my face.
Voice in the Sky: Oh well then…
I open up the pokeball and let out the Rattata, she quivers in fear.
"Don't rape me!" She cries in fear.
"No promises." Farce says joking….I hope.
"Nah just wanted to say that you are my slave…I mean partner now." I told her.
"What's your name?" I ask.
"Doodle." She answers.
"More like death fodder." I say under my breath.
"What?"
"Oh nothing! Lets go to town." I say.
Farce puts his arm around Doodle.
"So about that rape."
Narrator: Little did they know that death loomed over there heads.
Current Team:
Ivysir-lvl-20
Pringles-lvl-20
Carl-lvl-20
Helga-lvl-20
Farce-lvl-20
Doodle-lvl-12
An: So that is the chapter, next up VS misty. WHOOOOO. So prolly an update soon. I write really small chapters. HEHEHE. R&R
And Will the Charizard: YES, the ability to not make sense is a powerful one. Beware. I do it a lot.