Title: I Ased It! (I Aced It)

By: GlimmerAreSparkles!

Summary: Why and how I- OHH PINK!

Chapters: 1

Rating: Watsa Rating?

Chapter 1:

2day ther waz a test in skool and I m sur I Ased it!

It waz 1 qestion per subgect.

4 math the qestion was 371x2838 and donnot tel eny1 I used a calcul8or and the anser I got was 2. Genus, rite?

For langage artsThe qestion waz too correct this sentense:

The fox jump over the dog.

I put tat u hav 2 put sexy in front of fox andremove the word over. Simpl.

For sIense the qestion was askin me wat elements make up H2O.

I put tat H stands for hose and O stands for ocean. U put the bak end of the hose into the ocean and water or H2O (wichever, really it doesn't mater) comes out the other end.

For History the qestion wasasking me what year was the Gr8 Wall of China built. I didn't know, so I guessed 1978.

And tose wer da questions on my test.

Thank u very much.

Forum for this Story:

HunterGirl16- ummmglimmer are you sure you got the, right?

GlimmerAreSparkles!- well, we did nt gettea test papers bak but I can tell.

HunterSude18- Glimmer, 371x2838 isn't 2.

GlimmerAreSparkles- Prove it!

HunterDude18- Take a look as I type on mycalculator.

GlimmerAreSparkles- ...

TheBreadBoy- Also, the answer to number two isn't "The sexy fox jump the dog." The answer is "The fox jumped over the dog!"

GlimmerAreSparkles- ... Prove it!

TheBreadBoy- I will prove it to you when you get your test back.

HunterGirl16- Also, H stands for Hydrogen and O stands for oxygen.

GlimmerAreSparkles- Maybe you are rite... Ok I'll giv it a shot: Katniss taught me that whydrogenever yoxygenu use an O or H you replace it with Oxygen or Hydrogen.

HunterGirl16- *Facepalm* anyway...the great wall of China wasn't built in 1978. The Great Wall, I've heard, was built in like 3000 B.C.!

GlimmerAreSparkles- Wow! We live in 3272 so the Wall was built pretty recently, rigIAAF? Admit it, I'm a genus!

HunterDude18- Yes, it's true that you are a totally different genus than us... You are a new rare species called a "Stupid".

GlimmerAreSparkles- Yay! I'm a rare new species called Stupid! I'm gonna put that on my profile!

HunterDude18- you go ahead and do that, sweetie.

Everyone besides HunterDude18 and GlimmerAreSparkles- *face-palm*

Hey! Do u like it?

I think this is one of my best chapters so far! Tell me which is your favorite, I wouldlove to hear your feedback! Ya know what? How bout we make anothercontest out of it! The prize is still a chapter for yourself. Previous winners are eligible to enter, but won't gt the prize to give more opportunity. Jusa tell me which is your favorite chapter and why!

Enjoy, review, and thanks,

Nessa