Author's Note: LE GASPPPPPPP AM I REALLY UPDATING SO SOON? ! YESSSSSS 8D I got so excited about this story once I got the basic idea for the sequel. So I am trying to finish the story ASAP so I can actually write the sequel XD IT'S GONNA BE FREAKIN' EPIC! There will be a bunch of new characters, a new, epic-er villain, and a boot camp led by Vaughn 8D
Anyway, read up!
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"OMFHG I AM EFFING HUNGRY" Skye whined like a kindergartener... except kindergarteners don't cuss.
Vaughn rolled his eyes. "Do you really have to complain about everything, Skye?"
"You can really be bitchy sometimes," Skye muttered.
"Says the gayfer."
"I AM NOT GAY"
"Denial~"
Skye: STFU
Vaughn: I dun feel like it.
Skye: You better!
Vaughn: Or what?
Skye snatched Vaughn's cowboy hat and put it on his head. "Or you're never getting you're hat back."
Vaughn: YOU GAYFER
Skye: No more hatty-watty for Vaughnie-waughnie~
Vaughn: YOU EFFING GAYFER
Skye: I'm not the one never getting my hat back~~
Vaughn: YOU STUPID UGLY M-EFFING GAYFER
"Hey, you boyth!" a voice yelled sharply, but with heavy lisp. "There will be no cuthing at my tea party!"
"WTF" Skye and Vaughn said. Vaughn grabbed his hat.
We all looked up. There was a big, shredded windmill on a hill, and under it were three tables with white tablecloths covered with tea cups, plates, and bowls. Seated at one of the chairs was a... person... with purple hair, heart earrings, lots of jewelery, and purple pants. Sitting next to the... person... was a guy with peach hair, purple eyes, hair clips, an apron, and eyeliner. Sitting next to him was Yvette, looking quite annoyed and bored. I can understand why. She was wearing a pink lolita dress and two pigtails. She spotted us.
"PLEASE HELP ME" she mouthed beseechingly.
Then the... person... saw us. The... person... walked across the table to us. "Like, OMHG, girlfriend," the... person... told me. "That outfit ith, like, THO, like, dirty! Wanna come inthide and get another one?"
Before I could respond, he took me by the hand and led me inside the windmill. I was surprised to see there was a whole house in there.
"Okay, tho, like, choothe an outfit you like," the... person... said, then the... person... left.
I skimmed through the closet of clothes, but there were only dresses and miniskirts. I groaned. But I had to choose one, so I did eenie-meenie. I landed on...
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a sparkly pink miniskirt DX
So I had to put it on ;A;
And braid my hair TT^TT
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OH, THE AGONY! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! WAAAAAAAAAHHH! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! TT^TT
When I came out, all the guys' jaws dropped. Especially Vaughn's.
"What happened...?" he asked.
"I feel so violated TT^TT" I cried.
"Now it'th the guyth' turnth," the... person... said happily. The... person... herded all the guys into the windmill... well, except for Skye, but he doesn't really count.
"Hey, Julie," he whispered.
"What?" I whispered back.
"Five guys in a closet," he whispered. We howled with laughter.
"HOLY EFFING SHIZ I FEEL SO FREAKIN' VIOLATED TT^TT" Vaughn wailed. He was wearing a black tux and dress pants. He didn't have his hat. Behind him, the other guys didn't look to happy, either, except for Luke. But when wasn't he happy?
Rocky was looking at his suit with disdain, Sylvester was rolling his eyes, Logan was groaning, and Gill just looked like the uptight sourpuss he always looked like.
The... person... ignored their complaints and sat them down at the table. "Would you all, like, like thome tea?"
Vaughn and I shook our heads real fast.
"NO I WANT CHOCOLATE" Skye yelled like a five-year-old.
We stared at him like this: -_-
Skye pouted again.
Sylvester grabbed a tea pot and cup and calmly poured hisself some tea.
"Anyone wanna hear a scary story?" he asked, sipping his tea daintily. We all nodded.
"Okay... Let me think... One day, there was a girl. When evening fell, she went to sleep. But at about midnight, the girl heard a strange creaking sound. She checked under her bed, and her dog licked her cheek. She went back to bed. But a few minutes later, she heard the noise again. She looked under her bed again, and her dog licked her again. She petted his shaggy fur and climbed back in bed again. Then, for the third time, she heard the noise, this time coming from the hallway."
"Oh, gosh," Skye said nervously. "I think I can guess where this is going..."
"So the girl went to the bathroom. There, she found her dog in the bathtub... with a knife through its stomach."
We all gasped.
"She whirled around and saw words written on the bathroom mirror in blood: Humans can lick, too."
"OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG" Skye started spazzing out.
"The girl ran outside, into her car. When she looked through the dusty windshield, she saw a man. He had her mother's head in his hook hand."
We all shuddered.
"And, in his regular hand, he was holding..."
He paused for dramatic effect.
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(dah dah duuuuuuh...)
"The car keys."
"OH, CRAP!" we all screamed. To be honest, the story wasn't that scary, but Sylvester was a great scary-storyteller.
"That... was... EPIC!" Vaughn yelled after his initial shock. "I LOVE scary stories!"
"OMG I LOVE SCARY STORIES TOO! ...At Julius's tea party ;)" Skye said.
"Well, I love drinking coffee... at Julius's tea party ;)" Rocky yelled.
"COFFEE FTW \(^o^)/"
"ANYWAYZZZZZ..." Luke said as he drank his tea in one swallow. "AUUUUUUGHGHGHGHGH! I BURNED MY TONGUE! ...At Julius's tea party ;)"
"...You're strange" we all said.
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Author's Note: GODDAMN THAT WAS HARD. IT TOOK ME HOURS TO FIND A GOOD ENDING. So I just decided to use that one. LOL it sucks, I know. And that story is gonna be a main point in the... well, I'll give y'all a word search to find what it's gonna be a main point of.
FIND THAT, SUCKAHS! XD
Anywhoz, hmm... what else to say... uh... Okay, I'm not sure what else to say here, except help me get 50 reviews! I'm countin' on y'all! Peace! d(^o^)b
~Arista