A/N: So, in case you haven't noticed. There are a SHIT ton of spelling errors, amongst other types of errors. I'm going to go back and fix it once I finish, or come December 1st. Whichever comes first. So don't worry, your favorite characters will soon all be killed with proper grammar!
Skittles looked down at her evil dead body. Huh, the fuck happened here? Her pajamas had changed to be more of a reddish purple, with the same half heart that was on the rocky bed. They had also changed to be more of a long gown with a more hood that covered up to her eyes instead of her forehead.
"Skittles: Guess who ascended!"
"Pris: Skittles! seable told us you died!"
"Seable: She did die! I just didn't know it was on her quest bed…"
"Green: Welcome back GODTIER SCUM!"
"Skittles: What happened to green?"
"Marlog: Sour about not ascending"
"Skittles: hehe I can tell"
"Pris: Toast actually did die though"
"Skittles: aw dammit! How could I miss that?"
"Seable: You were dead."
"Skittles: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT"
"Green: All of the sprites are gone too."
"Skittles: I see a few of them, they all look- oh, they're all dead in my room."
"Green: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!"
"Marlog: Well, fuck."
"Green: Oh yea, that was your sister"
"Marlog: You bith."
"Green: Glad you can still make a joke."
"Seable: So what aspect are you, Skittles?"
"Skittles: I am a heart player! Seer of Heart to be exact."
Another flashback ensued in Seable's mind. The six players of her session stood on the battlefield, their quest beds all arranged in a circle.
"Potting: So what do we do now?"
"Baby-blue: Off ourselves, hope for the best, ascend! It'll by a cinch"
"Broboi: I honestly don't think I could bring myself to kill myself"
"Munisai: Alright, then let me help y'all out there."
Munisai took his 6x Prototyped sword out, who's name was lost to time, a time he strangely could not remember despite knowing that it had happened. The blade spun 60 degrees and Munisai was able to move very quickly on his feet, bouncing between each ally and stabbing them straight through the throat, then turning the sword onto himself, and cutting off his own head, praying that he didn't hit it with enough momentum to shoot it off his bed. Minutes later they all woke up, dusted themselves off, and admired their new god robes. In order, Seable saw her own robes, that of the Page of time. Then Mana's, the Mage of Heart. Broboi's, the Thief of Blood. Baby-Blue the Sylph of void. Munisai the Seer of Breath. Then lastly, Potting the Knight of Life.
"Munisai: Well shit."
"Mana: What's up?"
"Munisai: We don't have a space player, that's it. Game over."
"Mana: What do you mean?"
"Munisai: I mean, you need two elements to win this game. A player of Time, Seable, and a player of Space. Even if we didn't have a player of time and one of us turned up as a space player we would have a chance, just infinitesimally small. Without space, we just can't win."
"Potting: Can I switch then? Life is boring"
"Munisai: Doesn't work like that, you died on YOUR quest bed, the bed of life, and so thats it. thats what you were destined to be."
"Seable: Is there a way to get a space player?"
"Munisai: We would need Hijack another session. If we scratch ours, we could potentially break away in time and hide, then come back to our universes' reboot."
"Potting: Universe…Reboot…"
"Munisai: Basically, the scratch would allow for the game to be started over, in a potentially possibly scenario. But we wouldn't be able to play this round-"
"Seable: Then what's the point?"
"Munisai: Let me finish, we wouldn't be able to play this round but we could hijack their session once they got in. Kind of act like guides in a sense? Reap the spoils along with them?"
"Seable: Alright, but one question. How do you know all of this?"
"Munisai: Seer powers, you all got omnipotence right? Consider the seer one step up."
"Mana: Lovely."
"Baby-Blue: So how do we cheat the system?"
"Munisai: Well first, we must preform the scratch. Seable, that'll be something in your world. Do you remember seeing a disk-like forge anywhere?"
"Seable: I think so, let me see if I am able to find it."
"Munisai: Perfect. Now the jumping sessions part is hard without the space player we need, so we'll have to create a vessel and use the propulsion of our breath and void powers."
"Broboi: Alright, what do I do?"
"Munisai: Try not to kill anyone? Maybe kill off some imps. That would make our lives easier."
"Mana: It's not going to work, is it."
"Munisai: What? What do you mean?"
"Mana: The seer isn't the only class to obtain knowledge, and I can see deep in your heart you know this won't work."
"Munisai: Bullshit, there is definitely a way to make this work."
"Mana: If you say so…"
"Potting: I suppose it's my job to create a vessel then? Knight of life, this counts as a protection thing right? Easy."
Potting created vines from the ground with her powers of life. She twisted them around each other, making very thick nets upon nets of them, and then folding them over each other. In time, she had what looked like a bounce house.
"Munisai: …Really?"
"Potting: We have to have SOME fun with it!"
"Munisai: Alright, whatever. Let's head to the LoLaT and see about finding that forge."
A large portion of irrelevant time jumping through gates was skipped in the flashback, and they next image she saw was right after the scratch had touched down with her planet
"Munisai: Alright Baby-Blue, you ready?"
"Baby-Blue: Yea, let's do this!"
Munisai and Baby-Blue to propel the bounce house at light speeds. Munisai blowing breath from the back, and Baby-Blue strengthening the nothingness in front of them, putting a bit of physics to work.
"Seable: So how long will this take?"
"Munisai: A few months? I don't know, depends on how many breaks we need."
"Mana: So do we just sit here then?"
"Munisai: Basically."
"Potting: Or we could bounce! It is a bounce house after all!"
"Broboi: Holy shit what is that."
Broboi pointed at a very angry looking fire spirit chasing after them from the exploding LoLaT.
"Munisai: I was afraid that might happen. GO, ATTACK!"
"Broboi: The fuck am I supposed to do? He has no blood for me to steal!"
"Munisai: You can do more than jus-. alright fine, whatever. Potting! Go!"
"Potting: Don't look at me, My magical life sword isn't gonna do anything to do anything to it"
"Munisai: It'll do- DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO USE THEIR POWERS?"
"Baby-Blue: I d-"
"Munisai: BESIDES YOU, HELMSMAN"
"Mana: Of course I can use them. Stand back."
Mana jumped out of the bounce house and rushed towards the fire demon. With her knowledge of the soul, she darted around him, tagging specific pressure points and kicking him in the shins a few times. Merely tickled, the demon ripped Mana in half and threw her off into the abyss.
"Baby-Blue: DAMN IT, GET OVER HERE!"
Baby-Blue abandoned her post at the front of the ship, significantly reducing it's speed. Upon colliding with the demon she created a shroud of nothingness around her, acting as a shield. Which worked pretty well! for about 4 hits, and then she met the same untimely demise as the Mage
"Munisai: CAN WE STOP RUNNING IN ONE AT A TIME!"
Potting and Broboi both shouted in unison: "Got it!"
The two of them flanked the demon, Broboi stealing blood from Potting to create a sword, and Potting quickly rejuvenating her own life force with her own life abilities. Broboi clashed against the claws of the beast, which quickly shatter the weak blood and left him defenseless to the other paw, which split him into 4 very unequal parts. Potting, now extremely flustered, tried to sew Broboi back to life. A purple flash emanated from Mana's body. JUST
"Potting: What the fuck was that?"
"Munisai: The game sees us as exiles now! We're trying to cheat the system, and it's not very happy about that!"
"Potting: I meant the purple flashy thing!"
Another purple flash emanated from Baby-Blue's body. JUST.
"Munisai: You know how as a god you can only die in one of two ways? That purple flash means she died in one of those two ways!"
Unable to continue multitasking, Potting kept trying to use her godly ability, but couldn't finish sewing Broboi up. Exhausted, The beast found her easy prey. Two more flashes of Purple light blinded the only two remaining players, Munisai and Seable. JUST. JUST.
"Munisai: Alright, Seable. As for what I didn't say earlier, Mana was right. I didn't think this was going to work. But I DO believe that the next session will lack a time player. While just a hunch, You should go take the place of one of their members, just not whichever one has a frog. That'll be the space player"
"Seable: and what about you?"
"Munisai: I refuse to be a flash of purple light. Goodbye, and Good Luck."
Knowing that a person was easier to throw than a FUCKING BOUNCY HOUSE, Munisai broke through the vessel and literally threw Seable with every ounce of breath ability that he could. She virtually blinked out of sight of anything, rapidly approaching A white light which looked like a window. A very powerful orange flash could be seen over her shoulder. Maybe thats what he meant…
"Skittles: Oh my god Seable, thats terrible!"
"Seable: What?"
"Skittles: You kinda zoned out there, so I took a look into your mind and holy shit, no wonder you are here."
"Seable: Yea…"
"Skittles: Right, probably a sore subject."
"Seable: Pris, where did Toast die."
"Pris: On his planet, I'm there right now, why?"
"Seable: Hold on, I'll be right there. No one else is going to die."
"Toast: You're right, cause god powers are pretty amazing"
"Green: FUCK. YOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!"