Minion: A Few Hundred Drastic Changes Under King Kirby
Chapter Thirteen: Teatime Threats
Midori has many friends.
"Zephyr and Peap are coming over," Midori announced.
Bandana Dee glared from where he was sitting. "Since when. I mean, why."
"What's wrong with them coming over? They're fun people, and I've known them for ages!" Midori whined. "Besides, if it helps you, we haven't seen each other in three years and it's time to catch up!"
"...Peap?" With a musing tilt of his head, Haddle paused in his reading of the newspaper. "...Peap came to the clinic. Once. With Zephyr. He was injured, I think, but Zephyr wouldn't tell me why."
"I don't think you need to know, either," Midori curtly informed.
When they came over, Bandana Dee made sure to slouch in his seat and pretend not to bother. It was weird staring at people whom he didn't know, to say the least. It greatly disturbed him.
Peap was a common Waddle Dee with no special traits; Zephyr was a white puffball with pitch black feet and carried a suspicious lace parasol with the same colouring as herself.
Mitchizuka sat opposite Bandana Dee with a grumpy frown.
"They're hogging the table."
"Let them be."
"How've you been, Peap?" Midori asked brightly.
"Obviously not fine!" Haddle cried from the kitchen. "He visited my clinic with injuries! He's obviously doing really bad or something!"
"It was an accident," Zephyr replied with a composed smile. "It probably won't happen again, if Peap is careful."
Peap nodded wordlessly.
"Why do we have seven bottles of oolong tea?!" Haddle demanded from the kitchen. Bandana Dee slid the newspaper off his face.
"Because Mitchi wanted that much!" he replied, staring at the Waddle Doo accusingly. Mitchizuka shrugged and continued scanning over the pages of his book before quickly flipping the page.
"...Oolong tea, was it?" Zephyr turned to the kitchen still with a smile (it was creepy to Bandana Dee. Really creepy). "Peap, go and help me get one."
Peap choked on the cake he had been eating, and Midori took on a concerned expression. "W-Well, Zeph—"
"Oolong tea." This time with another smile which carried a hidden message: get it now you arse.
Swallowing, Peap slid off the table and raced to the kitchen.
Bandana Dee thought it was a good choice to stay in the chair and pretend he didn't exist. And he was right.
13 May 2014 SGT: Pretty much needless to say, Zephyr can make people do things without even lifting a finger.
Also I'll be gone until the 16 because of tests and studying and all that shmud. Is liddat.
By the way, I'm using my brother's computer (which I hate because I'm not used to the keyboard it's bigger than the one I usually use but my sis is hogging it) and it is the strangest and most elusive thing I have ever come across. It underlines all the italics in red (meaning they say that it's misspelled).
Strange.