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Year; Fourth Year

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Idea by; Guest

The-Girl-Who-Lived in a love triangle?

Days ago, our beloved Girl-Who-Lived, Jade Lily Potter was nominated as Hogwarts Champion in the Triwizard Tournament. Miss Potter already has to face many obstacles with being the youngest contestant, and years behind the other champions. But Miss Potter has already defeated a Dark Lord, (Page 2 for the details!) so in essence, it's the other Champions that have to be wary, no?

Miss Potter is currently in her fourth year in Gryffindor house. She is a top scoring student, and has an almost clean record. But, I know what you're all wondering about the amazing Jade Potter. Has she found love in her school? The answer everyone, is yes!

This reporter went into Hogwarts and uncovered a major love-triangle concerning our favourite Gryffindor! Between a sixth-year Gryffindor – Fred (Or George?) Weasley, and a fellow fourth year Slytherin (I know I was shocked as well!) Draco Malfoy!

Miss Potter is often seen in the presence of Mr Malfoy, during class and outside of class, leaving many students to wonder as to the true nature of their relationship. An unnamed Hogwarts student had this to say on the relationship. "Yeah, Potter's always with Malfoy, wouldn't surprise me if they were going out. They'd probably want to hide it with – well, you know…him."

But this reporter didn't understand his reference, so I did some more digging. Apparently, in the school, there is a boy named George Weasley who had been pining after Miss Potter since the second she stepped foot in the castle. But when I approached the boy in question he only had this to say. "I'm Fred women, there's no George going to this school!"

This left me wondering, why is Fred Weasley pretending to be George? Or is George simply pretending to be Fred? All my sources have told me is, Jade Potter dislikes George or Fred Weasley. Most likely because he has an identity crisis and doesn't know what to call himself. (Weasley family! page 5).

More on page 35, an in-depth look at Jade Potter's schooling career.

Jade just looked at the newspaper stupidly, wondering when it had turned into a gossip magazine. Because seriously, she had no idea what any of this was even about. Jade turned her head to the Slytherin table to look at Draco to see that he was glaring at his paper like it was the bane of all his problems. He was also muttering under his breath – most likely about how much money it would take to cover this up.

Then Jade turned to look at the twins, who were happily eating their bacon, not even glancing at the newspaper that Lee Jordan was reading with wide-eyes, and laughter. Jade turned to look at her two best-friends seated next to her. Hermione was giggling quietly and Ron was trying to avoid looking at her.

Jade groaned, and folded the paper in half and letting it drop onto her plate, before she pushed it away, and let her head rest on the table. "This is… just not fair."

Hermione patted Jade on the shoulder with sympathy. "It could be worse…"

"How Hermione, how could this possibly be worse?" Jade asked miserably, propping her head up on her hands.

Hermione shrugged her shoulders but it was Ron who answered with a dark mutter. "The ferret's here."

Jade automatically straightened up to see that Draco was indeed a few steps away from her seat. "I need to talk to you Potter," Draco said, with a polite nod to Hermione.

"Draco… I can't do anything about, this," She hissed, making a hand motion to the paper.

Draco kept his cool face in place. "Yes, but I can… I need your cooperation to fix this though."

Jade sighed, but nodded her head. "This is ridiculous!" Draco began the second they walked out of the hall together. "Insulating, and ruining the Malfoy reputation!?"

Jade raised an eyebrow. "Draco, are you saying that dating me would ruin you?"

Draco looked at her like she was an idiot. "Of course not Jade! But… I defiantly don't see you that way!"

Jade grinned. "Don't worry Draco, I don't like you that way either."

Draco nodded his head sternly. "Great, now how do we fix this?"

Jade shrugged her shoulders. "We could kill you?" A voice said popping up from Jade right.

"I like that idea," Another voice said from her left. Jade's eye twitched and she drew back both her arms and elbowed Fred and George in the stomach.

"That wouldn't solve a thing, Blood-Traitors," Draco said with distain.

"Draco!"

"Why you-!" Fred said annoyed.

"What?" Draco asked with a smirk. "Now get lost. You're boring me."

"Oh yeah, Malfoy?"

Jade groaned, nothing was going to get resolved now. "Shut up!" Jade snapped at the Twins before they could begin one of their mildly humorous rants. "I actually want to get this fixed!"

Fred and George began to nod their heads in union and Draco eyed them warily, looking like he wanted nothing more than to walk away and pretend that Jade had never tried to befriend both him and the 'Weasel'. "Of course," Fred said airily.

"We can't have-"

"Our very lovely-"

"Miss Potter, getting-"

"Put with the likes of-"

"Malfoy!" The ended together, causing Jade's eye to twitch and then she did the only reasonable thing she could think of. She hit George over the head. Repeatedly.

"Ow woman!" George groaned, causing Fred to chuckle and Draco to grit his teeth.

"Would you stop it?"

Jade blinked. "Sorry Draco." Jade withdrew her hand from beating George and she didn't imagine the look of relief on his face. Jade really did, just feel overly relived. "Are their privacy laws?"

Draco blinked, and Jade tried very hard to ignore the twins as the two changed their intended path, to what Jade assumed to be the owlery. Fred and George unfortunately, followed. "There is no such thing. But my father should have enough influence to throw this…this….woman out of her profession."

"My father!" Fred mocked loudly. "Fred my father wants to give me a unicorn!"

George gasped loudly. "No way, Georgie-boy! My father wanted to give me a unicorn!"

"You have the same father!" Draco snapped irritated.

Fred and George looked at each other uneasily. "Does that make us brothers?" Fred asked solemnly.

George nodded his head sagely. "That must mean… that I have to marry Jade Potter!"

Jade blinked. "How'd you get that impression? Oh Merlin! Nothing's going to get done with you two helping!"

"Who said they could help?" Draco asked, his voice strained. Jade just shrugged helplessly.

"We do what we want, Malfoy-Spawn," Fred said wickedly.

"I need to help my Jade-Jewel!" George wailed with a wink.

Jade blinked once, twice…. "Is that the best you can come up with!?"

Draco Malfoy sighed.

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Yo! This may have come up in a review so I just want to make one thing clear, I didn't stop writing to entice more reviews. I'm actually quite satisfied with the amount of reviews I'd gotten. Really. They're nice and all, but I only write cuz I like it. No offense to you guys, I Love (With a capital L) your input but… It's MY passion to write. It calms me down. Which is the reason, no matter how annoyed, upset and scared I was to write again – I ultimately, couldn't stay away for a very long time. Believe me when I say it actually started to drive me crazy not writing anything.

I'm insane enough as it is…

Anyways… Love! –Akari!