AN: Thanks to everyone to takes the time to read. This chapt is definitely not for kids! Potty mouth!
Sookie was sitting in her room studying when she got a text. Her eyes lit up when she heard the ring tone. It was Eric. She reached over to her nightstand and picked up her phone.
E: Back in Shreveport. Dropping Pam off. You free?
S:Maybe
E: You don't want to see me?:(
S: I have to study
E: You can study me
S: Been there done that
E: Harsh.Be there in 15.
Sookie knew against her better judgment not to go out and see him. Pam went to take a shower and Sookie snuck out to see Eric who was standing next to his corvette.
"You know I like it when you wear the uniform" Eric said
"It's the same uniform Pam wears, doesn't that creep you out a little?"
"No because you're the one I want wearing it" Eric pulled her closer
"Eager aren't we?"
"I haven't seen you, tasted you, for 3 weeks"
"I'm sure you kept yourself busy somehow"
"Pam took me shopping, a lot of shopping"
"Poor baby"
"I know. She's got 2 suitcases full of shoes"
"Just two?"
"Too many. I missed you" Eric started kissing her
Sookie found herself pressed up against his car, his hands traveling down to the hem of her skirt.
"Eric, I'm not doing it in your tiny car"
Eric stopped kissing her neck and looked at her.
"Fine we won't do it in the car, better?"
"Not really"
Sookie was climbing in through the window and fell onto her bed. Tara and Amelia were watching her.
"And just where have you been young lady?" Tara asked
"Gallivanting about at all hours of the night I might add. This is not a brothel Sookie where you can come and go as you please!" Amelia added
"What the hell?" Sookie said as she got up from the bed
"Damn that is some serious sex hair you got going on Sook" Tara said
Sookie reached up into her hair. She walked over to the mirror and looked at herself. It looked like Eric ravaged her in every sense of the word. Her hair looked like a bird's nest minus the bird. She wondered how she managed that considering she wasn't even rolling around, just holding onto him while on the hood of his car. Well, his fingers did get into her hair during sex. She pushed the thought out of her head. She fixed her dress and tried to flatten her hair down. She noticed there was a small red mark on her left breast. Did he give her a hickey on her boob? She pulled her dress up to cover it.
"We want details" Amelia said
"Start talking!" Tara added
Sookie, Tara and Amelia were sitting on her bed talking. Sookie had changed into her pajamas, and put her hair into a bun on the top of her head. Amelia and Tara were eating from the same bag of potato chips as Sookie told them all the dirty details about Eric.
"So tell us again what exactly is under all those clothes" Amelia asked
"Amelia, I'm not going to talk about his stuff like that" Sookie said
"Stuff? I mean his body, he plays football right? Does he have those muscles that do that V thing?" Amelia asked
"Yes, and he's a real blonde" Sookie answered
"Our little Sookie, all grown up, now she's a woman. I'm so proud of her" Tara said
"Are you on birth control?" Amelia asked
"No, I guess I should be"
"You should be, but don't stop using protection" Tara added
"You can come see my woman doctor. She put me on the shot. But I gained weight which sucked. So now I'm on the patch" Amelia said
"Patch?"
"It's this patch you put on below your waist, each week you put on a new patch and then one week you bleed. Better than popping a pill everyday, cause I'd seriously forget." Amelia said
"Ok, um, I have to ask you both something, I feel really weird asking this..." Sookie started
"Ask away" Tara said
"Eric likes to go down there a lot, and I mean A LOT-" Sookie started to say
"Is he any good at it?" Amelia asked
"Yes, very good, sometimes I don't remember my own name"
"Damn" Tara said
"But I don't know how to return the favor" Sookie said
"Wait, wait, wait. You mean this whole time you've been going at it like its the end of the world, and you've never once?" Tara asked
"No, I feel kinda selfish not doing it back to him" Sookie said
"Wait, how big did you say he was again?" Amelia asked
"I'm not giving you an exact measurement"
"But you said he was well endowed, you may not be able to get all of him"
"Amateur," Tara looked at Amelia and then turned back to Sookie, "Take notes Sookie, it's about to get real"
Pam was walking through the mall with Sookie when they stopped at the costume shop.
"Is it really time for Halloween?" Pam asked
"Looks like it, are we going to that college party?" Sookie asked
"How did you know about that?" Pam asked
"Amelia told us, she's going with Trey"
"And you thought you'd all tag along?"
"You didn't say anything, and I haven't heard from Eric. A girl can't wait around forever"
"My brother's been quite busy. He has scouts coming to see him now. He's a bit wound up"
Sookie couldn't agree more, but she couldn't say anything. Eric had been wound up, and every time she saw him he would show her how wound up he was. He'd show her on the kitchen counter, the couch, the balcony, hallway to his room, in the parking lot, the hood of his car, and that one time in his car when her shoe left an imprint on the ceiling of the car.
"So what are you going to be for Halloween? Slutty cop? Slutty po po?" Pam asked
"Since when did costumes get so slutty? What happened to the candy?" Sookie asked
"Candy's over rated. Everyone's on blow now, or is it oxycotten?"
"Are you and Eric going to have matching costumes?"
"Eric doesn't do Halloween. I mean he'll do a slutty cop or spongebob, but he doesn't dress up on Halloween"
"How come?"
"He thinks its a waste of time, but I think its because he can never find a costume in his size. The last costume he wore was when he was 10. Our father was too busy to take us trick or treating, so our nanny did. I think that was the year after our mom died."
Sookie didn't know how to respond. Pam said it plainly as if it were some random fact as she looked at the costumes on the rack. Pam pulled out a costume and put it up against Sookie.
"This one suits you"
Sookie looked down at the costume. It was a slutty Alice in Wonderland costume.
"I'm not wearing that!" Sookie pushed the costume away
"You're blonde, go with it"
"So are you"
"Yeah, but you do have that whole virginal innocent look going on"
Sookie turned back to the rack to look at costumes. She could feel her face flush red. Pam picked out a slutty navy girl costume.
"Too easy, I don't want drunk sea men on me all night" Pam said as she put it back.
Suddenly Sookie's phone started ringing. Pam raised an eyebrow at the ringtone.
Come here rude boy, boy
Can you get it up
Come here rude boy, boy
Is you big enough
Take it, take it, Baby, baby
Take it, take it
Love me,love me
Sookie dug into her bag to find her phone, but she couldn't find it. This was not the time for her phone to play hide and seek with her.
I like the way you touch me there
I like the way you pull my hair
Babe, if I don't feel it I ain't faking
No, no
I like when you tell me kiss it there
I like when you tell me move it there
So giddy up
Time to giddy up
You say you're a rude boy
Show me what you got now
Sookie found her phone and answered it, feeling flustered and a bright shade of pink.
"Hi!"
"Where you thinking of me?" Eric asked
"No!"
"You sound agitated, do you need something to help you relax? My tongue is willing to help you"
"I have to call you back!" Sookie hung up quickly
"Who was that?' Pam asked
"No one" Sookie looked down at her phone and saw that Eric changed his picture on her phone. She stared at the picture for a good minute. It was Eric shirtless in bed, he was smiling and she could see the top of a blonde's head resting against his chest. It was her head! He must have taken the picture when she fell asleep. Sookie quickly put the phone back into her bag and looked at the costumes on the rack.
"Interesting ring tone for a no one" Pam said
Eric was walking out of the locker room after practice. He walked towards his car. He got a text and checked his phone. It was from Sookie.
S: With Pam costume shopping
E: What are you getting?
S: Not sure what to be for Halloween yet
E: Hope its something sexy
S: You mean slutty
E: Something that will look good on my floor
Eric scrolled through the pictures of Sookie he had in his phone. He smiled at the ones he had taken of her sleeping naked on him.
"Damn Northman!" Quinn said from behind him
Eric turned around and saw that it was Quinn.
"You're hitting that?"
Eric didn't answer and put his phone back in his pocket.
"Does that mean you're done with her?"
"She's mine, so back off" Eric said flatly
"Whoa, since when did you ever stick around for round 2 with a girl? Isn't that the girl from the party?"
"She's mine" Eric said as he got into the car and drove off
"Don't get pussy whipped! Coach doesn't need that right now!"
The Halloween party was in full force. Pam arrived with Sookie to the loud party, Pam was wearing a sexy referee costume. Sookie was the blue fairy from Pinocchio. Amelia was with Tray somewhere in the party. Tara was dressed as a killer bee, rather a sexy bee costume holding a machine gun. Tara looked pretty intimidating as it was, the toy machine gun added to it.
"Hello ladies" Quinn appeared before them
Quinn was wearing khaki shorts and a shirt with a bad blonde wig and a spike or sorts sticking out of his chest with blood.
"What the hell are you suppose to be?" Pam asked
"Steve Irwin. What too soon?" Quinn asked
"More like tasteless" Sookie said as she walked off to get beers
"That was a personal foul" Pam said to Quinn
Sookie walked over to the keg and poured herself and Pam beer. She took a sip and was stopped by a very big and tall wolf. The wolf took its head off. It was Alcide.
"Hi" Alcide said as he took the cup from her hands and drank half of it
"Your welcome" Sookie answered
"Nice costume. You find Pinocchio yet? Make him into a real boy? Or you just gonna walk around giving everyone wood?"
"This conversation is so over" Sookie rolled her eyes and started to walk away
"Lucky you're not wearing red" Alcide yelled
Pam turned and saw Sookie walking towards her.
"The guys here are total losers. I swear if I hear the same lame line about Pinocchio and wood I'm just gonna go home, alone" Sookie said
"Oh cmon now, what did you expect wearing that costume? You were better off with the Alice costume"
"Yeah right and everyone would want to find my bunny hole"
"I always thought college guys were more mature, or better at things. Turns out they just drink more beer than the ones in high school"
"I'm not going home with anyone here. I might as well just leave"
"Don't leave so soon Sookie. Maybe you'll find Pinocchio"
"I'm so leaving" Sookie handed Pam her cup and started to walk out of the party.
Bill showed up, dressed as a Dracula with the fake fangs that kept falling out of his mouth. He moved his cape around and slithered next to Sookie.
"Good evening" Bill said
"Keep your plastic fangs to yourself" Sookie said as she walked down the steps
"Why don't you like me?"
"I do not have time for this"
Bill grabbed onto her arm to stop her. She turned and hit him with her fairy wand repeatedly.
"Let go of me!" Sookie cried out
She felt a strong arm wrap around her waist and pull her towards a firm body. She saw Bill fall to the ground, a sight she was getting used to seeing.
"Bill, we really should stop meeting like this, again" Eric said with a smile
Sookie looked up at her would be savior. Eric had saved her from Bill previously and this was becoming a routine it seemed. Eric was dressed all in black, black jeans, black boots, a black tank, and a fitted black leather jacket that made him look even more desirable than he already was.
"Can't stay out of trouble can you?" Eric asked
"Must be the fairy dust" Sookie replied
Bill saw that they were occupied with each other and got up quickly and ran back inside the party.
"Speaking of fairy dust," Eric reached into jacket pocket and threw glitter into the air on top of Sookie
"What the hell?"
"I'm a glittering vampire" Eric leaned closer to her
Sookie laughed and rested her head on his chest.
"I'm gonna go in and find Pam. You're not leaving are you?" Eric asked
"The guys here are total creepers. I keep hearing the same wood line"
"What wood line?"
"Are you going to make me say it?"
"What? I don't get it. What are you dressed up as?"
"I'm the blue fairy from Pinocchio. The one that makes him a real boy"
"Will you make me a real boy? The same way I made you a woman?"
"Eric!," Sookie pushed him away, "You didn't make me anything"
"What do you mean? I made you scream out my name, several times actually"
"Go find Pam!"
Eric chuckled to himself and bent down and kissed Sookie on her cheek. He walked into the party and looked for Pam. Sookie picked up her wand off the ground. Eric looked around for Pam and found her getting herself another beer.
"Nice costume" Eric said
"Thanks. What are you suppose to be?"
Eric reached into his jacket again and then threw glitter up in the air at her.
"What the fuck Eric? Now there's glitter in my beer" Pam said as she tried to shake the glitter out of hair
"I'm a glittering vampire"
"Where are your fangs?"
"The rubber ones I got keep falling out. Besides you barely saw their fangs in that movie anyways"
"Don't tell me you saw that movie"
"No. Anyways I'm going to take Sookie home, that creeper's been bothering her again"
"What is it with that creeper guy? Doesn't he get the hint?"
"You gonna be ok? Should I come back for you?"
"No, I'm fine, I'll call if anything, now take your glittery self elsewhere"
"Love you too sis"
"Don't throw anymore glitter on me"
Eric laughed and walked off. He found Sookie outside sitting on his red corvette. His eyes flashed with anger. He walked over to her and pushed her knees apart. Sookie didn't gasp this time, she just looked up, waiting for his next move. His large hands ran up her thighs to her hips and then pulled her towards him. She wrapped her legs around him. His hands found their way to her ass. He squeezed it firmly before lifting her off the car. He turned and she put her legs back on the ground. Eric's hands remained firmly squeezing her ass.
"What did I say about sitting on my car?" Eric asked
"You didn't have a problem fucking me on it" Sookie answered back
"Is that the same mouth you kiss your grandmother with?"
"It's the same mouth I blow you with"
Eric's mouth dropped open for a second before he thought of a witty comeback.
"Cat got your tongue?" Sookie asked innocently as her hand reached down to the bulge in his pants.
"Sookie..."
Sookie unzipped his jeans and reached in. Eric grabbed her hand to stop her.
"I think little Eric wants to come out and play"
"Car, now!" Eric let go of her hand and zipped himself back up. He got into the driver's seat and started the car. Eric shifted gears and start speeding back to his apartment in Shreveport. Sookie unbuckled her seat belt and leaned over and started kissing Eric's neck.
"Sookie, put your seat belt back on" Eric said while he slowed down
"But then I can't do this" Sookie unzipped his jeans again and reached in.
Eric shifted in his seat when she pulled out his already hard member.
"Looks like little Eric wants to play" Sookie leaned down and took him into her warm mouth.
Eric gripped onto the steering wheel as he felt Sookie's mouth descend on him. The car started to slow down and Eric was concentrating to stay in the lane. Her fairy wings were getting in the way and he had to move them out of the way.
"Sookie, stop...I..."
The car started to swerve, and the car in the next lane honked at Eric. Eric tried to get his bearings again but Sookie's mouth wouldn't let him. Eric's breathing changed as Sookie's hand wrapped around the shaft and began moving up and down. Eric saw a truck approaching and realized they would have a great view of Sookie's head in his lap as he was driving in his car. He had to speed up, he wasn't going to let anyone get a free show of Sookie.
"Sookie, I can't shift, you're in the way" Eric managed to say
Sookie moved over and Eric shifted gears. He started speeding down the freeway. It was getting harder and harder for him to drive, as all the blood was leaving his foot and going elsewhere. He could see the exit for Shreveport, he cut across 4 lanes of traffic and knew it would be a few minutes before they would reach his apartment. Sookie was relentless in teasing him, she would speed up and then slow down, torturing him as he drove. Eric's knuckles were turning white as he gripped onto the steering wheel. His entire body stiffened. It took whatever semblance of self control he had left to slam on the brakes when he reached the parking lot. Sookie hummed and that was all it took for Eric. Sookie felt the warm liquid enter her mouth and as Tara and Amelia had both explained to her, you either swallow it right away or it turned into a cottage cheesy consistency. So she swallowed. It wasn't as bad as she thought it would be. She lifted her head and felt Eric's hand in her hair. He was breathing heavily. She moved to sit up back into her seat and watched Eric leaned back in his seat.
"Are you ok?" Sookie asked
"That was, a first"
"You mean you've never gotten head in your car?"
"No, because I'd end up crashing it"
"But you didn't. I wanted you to remember that"
"Oh, I'll remember it. Where did you learn how to do that?"
"A girl never reveals her secrets"
"What else you got hiding in there?"
"Wouldn't you like to know?"
"When I get you up into my apartment I'll make you show me all your secrets. No I'm just going to fuck you through the mattress"
"What a dirty mouth! And you kiss Pam with that mouth?"
"Same mouth that's gonna make you scream tonight"
Eric reached out and his hand wrapped around the back of her neck and pulled her closer as he kissed her.
AN: Hope you're amused. If you're wondering, Sookie's ringtone for Eric is Rude boy by Rihanna. No angst yet...