AN: I OWN NOTHING OF THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS/WENN ELFEN HELFEN SERIES!

When they had settled for lunch in the dining room, Big Daddy had purposely sat himself next to Cosmo on one side of the table. Wanda sat on his other side, their ankles that were next to each other were interlocked under the table. On Wanda's other side was Mama Cosma. Oh, how they wished they could be on the other side with Cygnus, Aurora and Blonda. Cygnus had himself seated next to Blonda, Aurora on his other side. He was looking at Blonda with interest which caused Cosmo to raise an eyebrow at his brother. Cygnus merely smiled his sly grin and continued to eat his food in silence. Cosmo inched a tiny bit closer to Wanda when Big Daddy began to speak to him.

"I assume you two will be planning on having this job for the next few thousand years?" They both nodded. "What would happen if, say, you two got divorced," he eyed Cosmo with a glare, "and happened to have a godchild at the time. What then?"

"Well, Daddy," Wanda spoke, she placed her right hand under the table and grasped Cosmo's shaking hand to comfort him, "we don't plan on getting a divorce anytime soon. Especially not after ten thousand years of marriage already."

"I thought we were here to meet each other," Mama Cosma scoffed under her breath. Big Daddy growled and she just eyed him. "Odd, I didn't know you two got a dog?" Big Daddy's grip on his fork tightened until his knuckles were white. Cygnus and Blonda stopped their conversation to watch what was going on. Cosmo and Wanda were sinking lower into their seats. This was going to be a very, very long night.

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Meanwhile, Timmy was following Arthur down the stone hallways as he took him to the library. "Master says he wants you to read something while you're here." Arthur explained as they walked. "An old book called an 'Encantus,' it's a book of sacred texts from the old days when magic was common on Earth and witches and warlocks weren't always considered evil, or bad luck."

"Why does he want me to read that?" Timmy asked as he hurried to keep up with Arthur's long strides. "I'm not a wizard or anything."

"True, you're not. But I don't question my master, and neither will you while you're in his castle."

"But I don't even know why I'm here." Timmy protested. "I'm supposed to be in Dimsdale, at school with my friends."

"You'll find out soon enough why you're here, Timothy, but for now you will do as we ask." Timmy sighed as Arthur opened another large door and led them into a cavernous room filled to the brim with bookcases that whet to the ceiling and many tables and chairs. Arthur continued to lead him until they reached a secluded corner lit only by a wax candle in a handled dish. A large leather bound book with yellowing pages was on the table and the chair was ajar. Arthur gestured for Timmy to sit down and Timmy obliged. "Start on page ten, then." Arthur said before walking off and leaving Timmy on his own. Timmy sighed, there had to be at least nine hundred pages in the book.

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When it was time for bed and everyone was in their place, Cosmo and Wanda sighed as they leaned against the closed door of their bedroom. Cosmo walked lazily over to the bed and collapsed face first onto the blankets. Wanda was about to follow him when a sudden urge of nausea overwhelmed her. She ran to their bathroom and pulled her hair back in her hand just in time before she threw up in the sink. Cosmo got up immediately and rushed into the room as she started shaking. He put his arms around her shoulder and peered into the sink. Concern came instantly when he saw the puke. He kissed her forehead and rubbed her shoulders as she gripped the edge of the sink. When she'd finally calmed down enough to stop shaking she turned towards him.

"Wanda, are you okay?" He asked her, putting one hand on her waist as he spoke and the other to her forehead. "You don't feel warm, was it something you ate?"

"I don't know," she told him, her arms crossed over her chest. "Cosmo, can I be honest for a moment with you?" He nodded.

"Wanda we're honest all the time," he told her as he looked at her in concern.

"I've been hurting lately..." He frowned and she swallowed hard for a moment to keep the tears back.

"Hurting how?"

"Hurting when we, you know, have... sex." She admitted to him. "I didn't want to tell you because I didn't want you to worry, but for a couple weeks now my breasts have been, well, sore... when you touch them. I figured it was because my period was coming closer than it normally did. And now I'm throwing up."

"Maybe you need to go to the hospital?" Cosmo suggested in a worried tone as he pulled Wanda into him. He hated seeing her in pain. Wanda muttered something inaudibly and stepped back from Cosmo. She crossed her arms over her stomach and looked down at the floor.

"What?" He asked her. "I didn't hear you."

"I said," she took in a breath before continuing, not daring to look up at him, "or maybe I'm... pregnant." The words hit Cosmo and his face went completely blank as he stared at her. She continued to hold her eyes to the floor as tears began coming out of her eyes and her face reddened in shame. The last thing they needed was a pregnancy.

"Pregnant..." he whispered dumbfounded. "There's a chance that I got you pregnant... while your father is here." He shook his head slowly. "I'm a dead man. I am a dead, dead man."