Author's Note: Minna!! I'm really sorry that I haven't updated in a LONG time…please don't kill me!! .
Naruto: I don't know… . I was laid off for a pretty long time….
Author: Umm…O LOOK! I have a ramen ticket…where'd I get this 1?
Naruto: I am willing to take that as a bribe. You're forgiven!!!!
Author: D
Sasuke: You're not forgiven on my standards. Of course…If you add yoai to this… .
Author D 14 years old…never faced such a situation…
Me no own Naru!! ; ;
Help me find a solution to this problem!!!!
Naruto had always wanted to become Hokage, it was his dream, and the reason that had kept him going when he wanted to fall. However, this new startling revelation was starting to make him change his mind.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!?!"
"It's more of a tradition than law, but it's still 100 necessary." The (much) older blonde's lips curled in a devious fashion before it disappeared behind a bottle of sake before reappearing, the grin still clearly present.
"So you're saying, that at my current state…I can't be Hokage?" The usually loud and utterly adorable lil' blond's usually loud voice was quivering with betrayal.
Tsunade's grin was now threatening to split her face, "No worries. I'm sure you can fix the problem!" With that, the younger blond was shoved out, and the door was slammed in his face.
Naruto's next words rang through Konogakure no Sato.
"But I don't WANT to loose my virginity just to be Hokage!!!!! UWAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
Dori dori dori dori dori dori
If Naruto knew, then he would have wished he had Hinata's voice. For at the very moment, the heads to 2 certain Uchihas, 2 Hyuugas (1 passed out) and a certain Yamanaka perked up.
Dori dori dori dori dori dori dori dori
Online Messenger-Konoha Server
Mr.Uchiha has logged on
Uchiha'sWife has logged on
Uchiha'sWife- Forehead girl! Guess what!!!
Mrs.Uchiha- What do YOU want??
Uchiha'sWife- Listen, listen! I have got the SEXIEST lil' piece of gossip EVER!
Mrs.Uchiha- …
Uchiha'sWife- I was near the Hokage Tower, when I heard Naruto!
Mrs.Uchiha- So? The loser probably didn't have any ramen tickets and wanted to complain some from Tsunade-sama. Hmph.
Uchiha'sWife- No, something BETTER. Hokages can't be VIRGINS. Nyahahahaha!!
Mrs.Uchiha-…
Uchiha'sWife-You dumb forehead! I mean, Naruto has to do IT with someone if he wants to be Hokage. While he's at it, there'll be a camera set up and I'll sell that tape on eBay for lots of money so I can buy that wedding dress for me and Sasuke's wedding!
Mrs.Uchiha-Dream on Ino!!!
Uchiha'sWife-Sorry, very busy right now!
Uchiha'sWife has logged off
Mrs.Uchiha-Hey! Get back here!!!!!!!!
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Destiny has logged on
He'llDieSoon has logged on
He'llDieSoon- Hyuuga.
Destiny-Uchiha.
He'llDieSoon-You know if we go head on, I'll win.
Destiny-You WISH, Uchiha. I'm going to help Naruto become Hokage!
He'llDieSoon-No, I AM!! You were the one who kept making fun of him about it in the Chunnin Exams!
Destiny-You always call him 'dobe' because of it. My incident was a one-time thing. I can tell Naru-chan wants my love, he said he'd change the Hyuuga JUST for me when he becomes Hokage. It's only polite to help him help me. Smirk.
He'llDieSoon- O yea?
Destiny-Yea…too bad you came too late. Or else you would have seen his promise/indirect confession of love!!!
He'llDieSoon has changed his name to - KitLuver
Destiny-I can change my name too!
Destiny has changed his name to - FatedForHim
KitLuver- You're in DENIAL!!!
FatedForHim- Apparently, he doesn't think so. Smirk.
FatedForHim- Naruto's apartment is closer to the Hyuuga mansion then the Uchiha mansion you know? I have the advantage!!!!
KitLuver- Damn you!!!
KitLuver- I'm a faster runner then you!
FatedForHim has logged off
KitLuver- You cheater…
KitLuver has logged off
Dori dori dori dori dori dori dori dori dori dori
Meanwhile, a poor Naruto was dragged by one Hyuuga Neji from his dinner and to the Hyuuga Mansion, only to be used as a human tug-o-war rope when one Uchiha Sasuke appeared halfway…Maybe he has used too much Kawaii no Jutsu….
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Author's Note: Should I add some yoai into this? Honestly, I don't really mind yoai. I'm a semi-yoai fangirl!
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