Insane Guy of DOOM looked around. He was still in Inventing Room, as expected, but then there was another offsetting detail: a troupe of people came in. The Floridan quickly put two and two together and realized what it meant.

Part One done. Now just to confront Business Man. As Wonka was telling something about Hair Toffee the trollfic writer approached Violet and began his speech.

"Well, Business Man, or should I say, Violet Beauregarde. I suppose it is time we finish this ordeal once and for all." He said and Violet gave him a wide look. "How did you even get into the factory?" she asked him but Wonka was already explaining the next invention. Well, not really explaining; just saying "Watch this." and making everyone watch.

The parade of nothing finally stopped with a chewing gum piece being printed, alright, but then something weird happened. Both Violet and Insane Guy of DOOM took on the piece at the same time, and in response, Violet pushed the person from his upright position. "What the hell? This is what I get after finally getting the opportunity to try that piece of gum?"

"Not just any gum." Wonka continued. "The most amazing, sensational gum in the universe. Know why? Know why?"

"BECAUSE THAT'S THE GUM I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO CHEW." Insane Guy of DOOM shouted, not being able to hold it, and added: "Especially you, Violet."

Crap. Everyone was now staring at him. Wonka, in shock, dropped his cards supposed to explain what the gum is. Violet, being the most shocked, then finally broke the silence.

"You know, I expected a nice tour of the factory AND being the first in the world to try some "gum you don't want anyone to chew", but since you're a huge meanie, you know what? I quit. Mother, let's go back to the entrance. This Wonka factory just isn't worth it." She said, snapping and throwing the piece of gum to him. Violet and her mother thus left and now everyone was staring at the trollfic writer.

"Well, you brought trouble upon yourself." Grandpa Joe added, just wanting to get some elderly wisdom in, and Insane Guy of DOOM was like "Oh whatever the hell. I'm just going to chew that gum."

Wonka then objected. "I'd rather you didn't, there are still one or two things that-"

"Newsflash. I already told everyone not to chew that gum. You just said nothing new. I make up the rules here, and I'm going to break them, goddammit." Insane Guy of DOOM thus stood back up and dropped the chewing gum piece in his mouth.

And the feeling was amazing.

While he stood in awe, just "o-mouthing" through the entire process, everyone looked at him. It was a process of awkward silence for about a minute, since the trollfic writer didn't bother describing every detail for once, but then everyone noticed as his nose began turning blue.

Not breaking the awkward silence, the crowd before him just gave surprised faces and he began doing feels around his nose. Then he spoke worrisomely: "So does that mean I'm turning... violet?"

Wonka was the first one with a response. "It always goes a little funny when they get to the dessert. It's the blueberry pie that does it. I'm terribly- You know what? I'm not sorry, and Violet's gone anyway. Let's continue with the tour." and thus his troupe left Insane Guy of DOOM alone with the Oompa-Loompas and another prepared card.

And suddenly, something peculiar started happening.

The trollfic writer felt his clothes were a little bit too tight, as if his body was filling with something. When he looked at his body, he suddenly became much more worried, seeing as every little bit of his skin had become blue. With only the Oompa-Loompas staring, he began rising from his original height, filling more and more with blueberry juice and becoming worse and worse. His clothes also stretched with him, but at one point they couldn't stretch anymore and his belt gave out a loud snap.

Aaaaah! Insane Guy of DOOM suddenly woke up in the Inventing Room. So a good deal of it was just a dream. He thought as he looked around himself, being just as fine as when he left his house and his time.

But unfortunately, I'm still stuck here, so I probably achieved nothing. And on top of that, my writer's block still didn't clear. I still have no idea what Real Beauty Chapter 3 would be, so whatever the hell did I even achieve.