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Chapter 13: Football Championship!
Krillin- Quarter Back
Vegeta- Running Back
Frieza- Wide Reciever
Brolly- Center
Tien- Guard
Goku- Wide Reciever
Taleem- Tight End
Raditz- Guard
Android 13- Tackle
Piccolo- Tackle
17- Running Back
Bojack- 2nd Center (Emergency)
Yamcha- Bench
4:00 pm, 24:30:56 before game-
It was a little after school, and Suno was forced to walk home with 13.
13 gloated, "...And then you can buy me ice cream, and then you can buy me some McDonalds, and then-"
"What makes you think I'll buy you anything?!" Suno yelled.
"You'll be my wife of course," 13 stated.
"Over my dead bod-" Suno yelled before she tripped over a bump on the sidewalk.
13 caught her quickly, and pulled her up.
"Thanks," Suno said as she blushed.
"You need to watch where you're going, you always fall in some type of way!" 13 said.
"It's because of these shoes, they're a size too big. I really wanted these shoes, but they only had this size," Suno said.
"Why am I telling him this?!' Suno thought angrily to herself.
"Hmm...I'll get you those shoes your size tomorrow," 13 said.
Suno anime fainted, "WHAT?!"
"Huh? What's with you?" 13 asked.
"You force me to marry you, tell me to rub your feet, and buy you stuff, and now, you're being nice to me?!" Suno asked.
"I wouldn't call it nice, just a gesture," 13 muttered.
Suno stared confusedly at 13 .
"Well?! Let's go!" 13 yelled.
Suno quickly followed 13.
At the Game-
It was the 1st quarter, and everyone got ready for their final game.
"Huddle up!" King Vegeta yelled.
Everyone huddled and King Vegeta said, "Ok, this is our final game, the championship, we WILL bring this home, and we WILL have fun!"
"YEA!" Everyone cheered as they ran into the field.
The crowd cheered as all the players ran into the field, ready to play.
"Go Kakarot! Go Raditz!" Bardock yelled.
"This is gonna be a good game!" King Cold said, grabbing some popcorn.
"Goo Shenlongs!" All the cheerleaders cheered.
"Y'know after like 7 years of cheerleading, I'm sick of this...I wanna have REAL competitions and stuff!" Bulma said.
"I heard they have a team for that in the high school," Tights said.
"Really?" Chi-Chi asked.
"Yup, so eventually we'll have competitions," Tights said.
The whistle blew while the ref. flipped coins.
They faced a team called Team Saibamen, which strangely consisted of Saibamen.
"Why do they have Saibamen?!" Piccolo asked.
"How am I supposed to know?!" King Vegeta asked.
Meanwhile, Yamcha was on the bench, and squinted at the familiar face in the crowd.
He gasped as it was the Saibaman that had been assaulting him.
"*choke* *gasp* *pant*," Yamcha choked.
Bojack patted Yamcha's back, but that ended up with him flying into the ground, body stuck up to his waist.
"Mmph! Mmph!" Yamcha muffled in the ground.
Bojack quickly looked both ways, muttered, "Yarrg.." and went back to his seat.
"Why do those Saibamen have different colors? One's green another's red, I see a purple, and a blue..There's also a gold one!" Goku said.
The ref pointed to the Shenlongs, meaning that their side, tails, won.
They all lined up, and started the play.
Vegeta went down the field, but strangely, the red Saibaman was creepily following him.
"What are you doing?!" Vegeta yelled.
The Red Saibaman made a strange croaking noise and interfered the ball between Goku and Vegeta.
He then passed the ball to the Gold Saibaman.
The Gold Saibaman rushed towards the touchdown, dodging each Z Warrior.
He dodged Piccolo, outran Krillin, spinned on 17, dodged 13's tackle, slid under Raditz, used an after image effect on Frieza, outran Taleem, threw meat at Goku (Which he ate, ignoring the game), dodged Tien, and jumped over Brolly.
He ran the rest of the way to the touchdown, slammed the ball to the ground, and all the other Saibamen croaked in victory.
Everyone else was dead silent, "..."
"BOOOO!" The crowd jeered as the stuck their thumbs down and yelled in anger.
"Kakarot?! What's wrong with you?!" Bardock yelled.
"It's not their faults! It's the coach's fault!" Paragus yelled.
People started yelling at King Vegeta.
"D*MN IT!" King Vegeta yelled as he kicked his chair in frustration.
Halftime (The 2nd quarter has passed)-
The score was Shenlongs losing 28-14, with Team Saibamen winning by 14.
All the players took a long drink while King Vegeta berated them.
"How can a bunch of Saibaman beat you?!" King Vegeta yelled.
"I don't know! They're insane!" Vegeta said
"That Gold Saibaman caused nothing but trouble!" 13 said.
"I'm hungry.." Goku whined.
"Well, we gotta get our heads in the game, or we'll lose MY-I mean OUR trophy!" King Vegeta said.
"Break!" Everyone yelled as they got back into the field.
Piccolo: It's now time for Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
Whis chapter 12
We hate Raditz x Suno cause it's so forced! We want some original romance! Same as Kid Trunks x Mai it's plain stupid! Here is her romance: I like you but I have a douchey bf/gf beat them up so we can dat, :Ok, see it's lame!
Me: O_O Calm down, man...it isn't even confirmed
SonOfDawningMoon chapter 12
HA LOL at the Spice boys bit. Salt: Thankyou for a bri...
Everyone: SHUT UP SALT!
Brilliant chappie *cough* As usual unlike other authors *cough* Cant wait for next one! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ...
Me: Thanks :)
Cheeze Bubble chapter 12
Tights is smarter than Bulma not the other way around...lol
Me: XD I don't care :D
Lord Beerus chapter 12
People, I know you are hating on Raditz and Suno but come on, is it really bad? If she likes him and he likes her then Ms Author here is just hinting Raditz and Suno will be confirmed. Its like Pearlshipping off of Pokemon (Ash x Dawn) its hinted alot of times and people hate it! Well alot love it. Point is Raditz and Suno will be an experiment and the whole Bulma x Veggie is getting old, even to the author so thats why Raditz x Suno is great.
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Friends PSN: spike2014pokemon (evil Buu in the comments)
And yes I am Kid Buu. (We have Battle of Z) Add us.
Me: Ok I'll add you today. And it's not like I hate BV, it's my fav couple, but everyone's throwing up from 7th grade and I need to slow down the BV until everyone kinda misses/feels something's missing/calmed down about it. I'll add more in Dragon Ball Z in High School: Freshman Saga
00gohan123 chapter 1
Wha 8th grade NOOOO I fell behind on your awesome story great ch by the way number one school dbz story by far
Me: Thanks! I try to keep it funny but not to the extent of a parody
PippElulu chapter 12
That was so hilarious *shakes head* and so RANDOM XD
Yeah...I really should.
GIVE ME MONEY *chasing very scared staff members*
Me: Thanks...and we all want money ðŸ˜
Turlus chapter 12
Vegeta as batman, huh?
Darth Vader No To Raditz and Suno
Me: Okay, thanks for your opinion.
Saiyan17Princess chapter 12
Hey! Ms. Greatest Author in the World _ I have some few question about you?
1. What is your favorite anime-movie, is it DBZ?
2. Who is your favorite character in DBZ, is it Vegeta?
3. Who is your favorite couple in DBZ?
That's my questions_ Can't wait to your another great chapters! And oh, can you put some Bulma and Veggie moments? If you want only! I'm not commanding you, my Author! HahahahhahXD Coz B/V is my favorite couple. I love the story how they paired to each other! A Prince of the Saiyan Race and the Earth's most genius? 3 I love themmmm! Oh! You said in your other fic that someone deleted your other fics. Fuck them.i, I can't find your other fics because of them. I hate themmmm! Update soon_
darksaiyansoul
Me: 1) Battle of Gods! Much better than the other movies!
2) Yup, it's Vegeta. He's awesome, yet sometimes underappreciated by stupid Goku fanboys
3) B/V, I think they're funny when they argue, but it is shown that they love each other (*cough* Battle of Gods *cough*) Unlike GokuxChi-Chi, Vegeta doesn't back down so easily
And yea, someone deleted my 6th grade fic. It's back now, but all my 75 reviews is gone...now I only have 30. It's alright tho
Warm hugs chapter 12
Baby baby baby
Me:...That better NOT be Justin Bieber
Zyphrost chapter 12
-_-' Celible... I will never get used to male-female fusions... Not a bad chapter... Why are you "filling" up to chap 31? And what IS the main plot? O.o I don't think you've given any hints... Also, Garlic Jr. reappearance was unexpected... It seems that you haven't run out of ideas... Good to know... Anyways, I'll be watching out for the next chapter. Ciao!
Me: You'll get used to it...Old Kai is a fusion of him and a FEMALE witch, so..yea. And I'm filling up to chap 31 cause 1) This is a school story, not a fighting story 2) Even though the main plot isn't here yet, people still wanna know about their school/football/social life. And this is build-up for necessary character development, which I don't do that often.
Lord Beerus chapter 12
My my, I have enjoyed your fics it makes me NOT want to blow up earth but to drink coffee on a nice snowy evening in my house by the TV in my bedroom as I read this fic. Oh and have you heard of Dragon Ball Online? If you have they are very close to remaking it in multiple languages (English included) along with new features. It shall return in a few months or 2015 it is called DBORevelations. Also I say yes to Raditz x Suno very romantic... and I shall crush every single android to the ground...
Me: Yup, I heard of if! Can't wait :)
Kid Buu chapter 12
I have more notes you might want to hear
- Beerus is smarter then Bulma since he is an ancient god who saw everything.
-If you put me back in as a permanent character I would love it
when I make my return, tell Vegeta, like a b*tch
Me: Umm...I can't do it! Vegeta's my fav! And I don't think Beerus is smarter than Bulma in mental terms, physical yes, but he just got mad over freaking pudding and has temper problems, I think he'd be in one of those 'special classes' at school.
Lord Frieza chapter 12
- Will Kid Buu be the main antagonist/Over power Z fighters and join Frieza
-Will Goku go SSJG and fight Superman in a cool fight
- Will Fat Buu have more screen time
-Is Nail fused with Piccolo?
- Will the King Kai plot revolve around Goku dieng?
- Will Raditz go SSJ and have his hair style like Pony tail Trunks? And will he kill Android 13/Deactivate or will the Z fighters help stop this and help Sino Also Raditz x Sino
Me: 1) Eh, idk depends. 2) Idk yet 3) Yup later on 4) Yup, I'll explain in one of my unfinished elementary fics 5) Can't tell 6) Nope to SSJ Raditz and RaditzxSuno is undecided
Blazingnyancat chapter 12
Celibile is awesome :3
Death to the imposter! 9309e90igfijdg90u409t seriously, he's worse than yamacha...
Me: DEATH TO THE IMPOSTER!
roxyfire57 chapter 12
I thought the villain was female?! The previous chapter wrote 'she'...
Me: Sorry, my bad...XD
SuperSaiyanKnight chapter 12
When you say Batman theme, which one is it?
Me: The one with: na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, Batman! Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, Batman! Batman, Batman, Batman!
Guest chapter 11
Please no Raditz and Suno
Also Puar is Yamcha's minion and hates Bulma in the series
Me: RaditzxSuno is undecided
Saiyansrule chapter 12
Still want Raditz and Launch
Me: Okay
GreenSaiyan chapter 12
Batman is sacred. Also its weird , but I can see Vegeta in a batman costume, somebody should draw that. Lol at Goku running after Vegeta, who is running after Piccolo.
Me: XD Somebody should draw that
queenvicky99 chapter 12
Lol, This chapter was I thought you were going to put Elsa in this ! I totally did not see Garlic Jr would be the villain this Vegeta is awesome as Batman even though Batman and superman really piss me off! I can't stand those to at all.I hope Goku kills Superman and Batman with a Kamehameha! ! Lol, I'm for real until next time
Me: Oh God, Frozen is so overrated! I hate that movie!
Piccolo: And that was Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta
3rd Quarter-
In the 3rd quarter, Raditz was on bench, replaced by Bojack.
Suno walked by and sat by him.
"Hey," Suno greeted.
"Hey," Raditz answered.
They sat in a comfortable silence and Raditz was finally gonna reveal his feelings for her.
"Suno?" Raditz asked.
"Yes?" Suno answered.
'Here it goes' Raditz thought.
"*sigh* Suno, I like you, I might even love you. And I don't want you to be unwillingly married to a man you don't like. I'm just asking you to break it off with 13. Of course he'll be mad, but he won't hurt you," Raditz said.
Suno thought for a moment and decided enough was enough, "Ok Raditz, I'll do it!"
4th Quarter-
It was only 30 sec. left of the game, and the score was 49-43, with Team Saibaman winning.
It was during a time out, and King Vegeta brought everyone together.
"Ok! No more games! We have to kill Gold Saibaman!" King Vegeta yelled.
"Let's bring this up a notch!" Goku yelled as he transformed into a Super Saiyan.
"Yea, I'm getting sick of this!" Vegeta yelled as he transformed also.
"100% Form!" Frieza yelled as he transformed.
"KAKARRRROOOT!" Brolly yelled as he powered up to a greater level than Legendary Super Saiyan.
Piccolo powered up, along with Krillin, 17, Tien, Raditz and the rest.
Everyone huddled up for their final play.
"This will be our last play! We've gone through so many championships, and we're not gonna lose now!" Goku yelled.
This was one of those few moments when Goku was actually serious.
Everyone nodded, ready to go.
"Now! Let's finish this!" Goku yelled.
"YEA!" Everyone screamed as they rushed into the field.
"Down, set, hut!" Krillin yelled as he passed the ball to Piccolo.
He ran down, blocking everyone's way, while Brolly and Tien was blocking the other team's way.
Piccolo threw the ball to Vegeta, who rushed down the field evading the Saibamen's tackles.
Vegeta finally shouted, "KAKAROT!" as he threw the ball to Goku.
Goku rushed to the touchdown, and saw that the Gold Saibaman was in the way, ready to defend.
Goku powered up even more and rose his speed.
The Gold Saibaman prepares for full impact, crouching into a defensive position.
"HAA!" Goku yelled as he not only tackled the Gold Saibaman, but actually ripped a hole through his stomach while going past him.
"*GASP* Everyone gasped.
One person even threw up.
Goku landed with the ball still intact, at the touchdown.
The Gold Saibaman coughed up blood, and dropped down, dead.
"..."
"TOUCHDOOOWWWN!" The announcer yelled as the horn blared and the people cheered, meaning that the game was over.
"We won! We won!" Raditz cheered.
"YAHOO!" Krillin shouted as he jumped in the air.
"Worldstar!" Piccolo yelled.
"GO PANCAKES! GO PANCAKES!" Vegeta yelled in victory.
All the cheerleaders joined them as they jumped up and down in victory.
King Vegeta was handed a HUGE trophy with a gold football on top, and it said 'Age: 751 Football Champions: Shenlongs' and it had everyone's name on it.
While everyone was admiring it, Yamcha finally gotten his body off the ground, and he looked at the trophy.
"Hey where's my name?!" Yamcha yelled.
"Uhh...no comment," King Vegeta said.
"..."
"Well, let's all take a picture!" King Vegeta said.
Everyone gathered around, cheerleaders with their bfs, the usual, and they all posed as they took their picture.
They all looked and admired the picture.
"Hey where's me?!" Yamcha yelled.
"Right there," King Vegeta said.
Brolly was covering Yamcha, so only the tip of his finger was seen.
"What are we waiting for?! Let's celebrate!" King Vegeta roared.
At iHop-
Suno braced herself at the after party as she saw 13, watching everyone eat and have fun at iHop.
"13, we need to talk," Suno said, seriously.
'Yes, just get it over with, and say it firmly' Suno thought.
13 noticed Suno and said, "What is it, wife?"
Suno's eye twitched angrily, but she wasn't as mad as she thought.
"13..I...just wanted to say, that I-"
"Oh yea, I meant to give you this," 13 said as he handed her a box.
Suno carefully opened it, not falling for the last time that happened, and gasped as it was the shoes that she wanted, but in her size.
"..." Suno was in shock.
"Well?! Try it on!" 13 yelled as he cursed himself for yelling.
Suno tried on the shoes and it was a but roomy, but a perfect fit. Now she wouldn't trip so often anymore.
"H-How did you know my shoes size? And how did you get my size? They didn't have it," Suno asked.
13's eyes widened as he had a flashback.
Flashback-
"*sob* Please, don't kill anymore of my babies!" The manager sobbed as he pleaded with 13.
"I'm gonna tell you one more time...I want those shoes size TEN!" 13 yelled.
"*sob* But we only have size ELEVEN!" The manager cried.
"Well, that's too bad," 13 said as he made another ki ball.
"Please! No! No! My babies!" The manager cried as 13 destroyed another display of shoes.
The manager cried as he held one unharmed shoe.
13 pointed his finger at the shoe, "Size ten, or the shoe's dead!"
"Ok! *sniff* Ok!" The manager cried as he ran into the back.
13 tapped his foot while looking at his watch.
"Here!" The manager wailed as he tossed 13 a box of size ten shoes.
"Finally!" 13 yelled as he walked out.
Right when the manager was about to breathe in relief, he gasped as 13 blasted the shoe store on fire.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
End Flashback-
"Uhh...no comment," 13 said quickly.
Suno lightly laughed while raising an eyebrow.
"Anyway, what was it that you wanted to tell me?" 13 asked.
"Umm...Well, um..." Suno stuttered.
She couldn't do it! She didn't know why, after all those times he mistreated her.
She saw 13 growing impatient and she finally blurted out, "Thanks! For the shoes.."
13 tried to maintain a cool expression, "Don't mention it..."
Suno quickly walked away cursing herself, while 13 tried to fight another foolish emotion.
Meanwhile, Raditz glared at 13 while eating his meal, 'Around winter break, I will finally fight 13 and free Suno from her betrothal,'
Just then, Goku interrupted Raditz's thoughts, "Raditz! Why do you look so serious? Eat up, you remind me of Vegeta!"
Everyone busted out laughing at that fact.
Vegeta's eyebrow twitched and his vein grew on his forehead, as he tried to calm his anger.
"I won't laugh if you wanted to be like him, It's just that nobody does!" Goku chuckled while scratching the back of his head.
Piccolo and 17 snorted in laughter, 18 smirked, and Krillin and the rest were still laughing.
"Ha ha. Very funny," Vegeta said.
Everyone was dead silent.
'D-Did he just take a joke?' Bulma thought, shocked.
"...NOW QUIT LAUGHING OR I'LL DESTROY YOU ALL!" Vegeta screamed.
Everyone sighed in relief.
"But still, I can't believe this is gonna be the last time we have our whole team together," Krillin said.
"We always got next year!" Tien said.
"But it'll be all different," Taleem said.
"As long as we keep this team, we can kick anyone's a**es!" Frieza said.
"Goku? How'd you come up with that move?" Krillin asked, referring to when Goku penetrated the Gold Saibaman.
"It's actually a move that I'm working on, right now I'm calling it Penetrate! but later on I'll name it something cooler (Dragon Fist)," Goku said.
"Father, will you miss us when we go to high school?" Celeria asked.
King Vegeta said, "I'm actually gonna try and teach at the high school-"
"NO!" Everyone screamed.
"Why not?!" King Vegeta asked.
"It's incredibly cheesy to have my dad as a teacher! You'd do better as a principal," Vegeta said.
"A principal huh?" King Vegeta thought.
Goku then stood up on the table.
People eating beside them gasped.
Chi-Chi flushed in shame.
"Cheers to the greatest football team in the universe!" Goku screamed.
"Not so loud Goku!" Chi-Chi yelled.
Unfortunately she was blocked by everyone screaming, "CHEERS!" right back at him.
Vegeta had his mouth full, even though he wouldn't say anything if he didn't, so he just stuck his fork in his pancakes and lifted it up.
Raditz looked at his brother and laughed. He remembered when he actually hated his brother.
Flashback-
Raditz was around 8 (Before he got turned into a little kid 10 years later) by the time Kakarot was born (And before Kakarot hit his head).
"Dad, where are we going?" Raditz asked his father, as they were at the hospital.
"You're going to meet your little brother, Kakarot," Bardock said.
"A little brother?! I asked for a little sister!" Raditz yelled.
"Ssh!" Bardock shushed Raditz as he opened the door.
Gine was on her bed, nursing Kakarot while the doctor, Dr. Gohan was checking her state.
"You're wife is just fine, the baby is too, he's got a tail, not that I mind," Gohan said.
"Good," Bardock said.
Raditz looked at his little brother and frowned, "His hairstyle looks stupid,"
Bardock smacked Raditz in the back of his head, "My hairstyle isn't stupid!"
"Oww.." Raditz whined.
"Are you sure you wanna name him Kakarot?" Gohan asked.
"Why not? He likes it," Bardock said.
Immediately, Kakarot started wailing.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
"I don't think he likes it.." Gine said.
"Got any better names?" Bardock asked Gohan.
"What about Goku?" Gohan suggested.
Bardock yelled, "No way! That's a stupid-"
Kakarot immediately started laughing in joy.
"..."
"Ugh, fine! We'll name him Kakarot, but we'll make his nickname, or second name, Goku," Bardock said.
Gohan changed the birthname to Son Kakarot (Goku), and Bardock and Gine signed it.
"Goku, what a stupid name," Raditz muttered as he pointed his finger near Goku's mouth.
Goku immediately bit Raditz's finger, VERY hard.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! STOP BITING ME YOU LITTLE BRAT!" Raditz screamed as he tried to pull away.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Everyone laughed.
"Why are you laughing?! He's cutting through my flesh!" Raditz yelled.
"Look at him, already strong!" Bardock admired.
Raditz managed to get his finger loose, but ended up with a deep cut.
Just then, the door busted open, and King Vegeta walked in while holding one year old Vegeta.
"We're here to see Kakarot," King Vegeta sang.
"Kakawot!" Vegeta repeated. He just started talking a few months ago.
Vegeta wiggled out of King Vegeta's grip, and waddled towards Goku, proud that he didn't trip this time.
Vegeta took just one look at Goku and then-
"WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" Goku cried as he saw Vegeta's face.
All the adults laughed and Vegeta stared irritated at Goku's rudeness towards his prince.
Vegeta glared, stuck his tongue out, and smirked evilly at the wailing Goku.
While everyone was talking, Raditz glared at Goku as he held his hurt finger, 'Nobody even asked if I was ok! Don't expect me to be nice to you, Kakarot!'
End Flashback-
Raditz smirked as he remembered that moment.
Now, he liked his brother, sort of.
And as he looked at everyone having fun, eating, and talking he actually felt content for once in his life.
Next Time- Winter Break
Now, next chapter will be the big conclusion: Raditz vs 13! Who do you think will win?! And thanks for the 150 reviews! We'll be passing up Dbz in Kindergarten in NO time! We already passed up First Grade and Second! :D
