The Raijinken: The Past Postponing
Okay, it has been awhile since I've been to this story. There is a reason for this:
Life
Which sucks.
A lot.
But do not be disappointed. This does not mean that this part of the story is over, I'll just be moving to the present part mainly because of the fact that it is about 10x more exciting than this part.
And it has a lot more action.
And people getting killed.
Lots of people!
Excitement!
I'm also moving ahead because this part was a lot easier to write. Raijinken acts a lot like me in the present.
Sarcasm and all.
But there are some other explanations to be done:
Which will all be answered in…
The Raijinken F.A.Q! (Woo-hoo bitches!)
Q1. Why did Zeus have a baby with a male panther?
A1. Because he's Zeus, do you really need anything else? Wait, of course you do! Zeus fell in love with the panther, and he did exactly what most people do when they're in love. (Hot bunny-romping sex! That's what.)
Q2. How did a male panther get pregnant?
A2. Once again, this is all Zeus' fault. Cast a spell on the big cat because he wanted another child. One partially an animal. Probably because he thought it would be neat!
What a loser.
Q3. What other elements are you using in this story?
A3. Oxygen, Helium, Nickel…
Q3. We meant powers.
A3. Oh…Right. Okay, ummm. Besides lightning and Wind/Air there's:
Fire, Water, Earth (something special about this one), Time, Darkness, and Light.
Q4. Why is earth special?
A4. Because we live on it.
Next question!
Q4. We meant why is the power so special? (Dumbass.)
A4. Because the original person who held the power got killed by Cronos. (Sad day for Rai, let me tell you.) It's also part of the Present story, finding the guy who has it. (Guy doesn't know he does, mind you.)
Q5. What do Rai and the others fight mostly?
A5. Mostly clowns and demons. In that order…sometimes. Mostly demons though. Clowns just creep me out.
Q6. Who's going to be the person they have to eliminate in the story?
A6. Perhaps one god of chaos, or perhaps all of them. Don't know yet.
Q7. Will any other major person die in the story?
A7. BASTARDS! Sorry, it's the fake turrets. (Not meant to be offensive! Just dark humor. You'll see a lot of it.) I'm not telling.
Q8. What else is special about our heroes?
A8. Okay, listen up people, 'cause I'm only going to say this once. I did not mean for this to happen, it just did.
They end up becoming superheroes.
And not just any superheroes, oh no.
Power Ranger-esque superheroes.
(Hears a lot of people running away.)
Dang. Ah well.
I blame the story and my muse.
Putting ideas in my head and junk.
Also, there will be a lot of music throughout the chapters.
Mainly whenever they fight. Which happens a lot.
Who doesn't like a beating with a beat?
I sure do.
Well, that's the end of this. No. don't worry, the lovers of the Past. I'll be coming back to it. Someday soon too, knowing me.
But I hope the present captures your attention!