Angelica was growing bored with the lame-ass playpen dynamic so she decided today she would shake it up. Charlotte dropped her off and she awoke Chuckie and Kimi from their catatonic state of irrelevance to the plot.
"Hey Fagsters," she said with the tone that foreshadowed she had something new and questionable to show them. "Wanna try something fun today?"
"Sure Angelica-chan, ever since Dil-kun disappeared I've had nothing fun to do, except some lickie lickie from Spike," Kimi replied enthusiastically.
"Speaking of which, we haven't seen Tommy, Phil or Lil in like fiveleven days now, maybe we should try to find them," Chuckie said nervously.
"Honestly, none of them were ever that interesting to me desu," Kimi admitted.
"Never mind that, I have something fifty times more fun than riding baby dickie," Angelica said snootily. She reached into the pocket of her purple dress and pulled out a bag of psychedelic mushrooms.
Kimi grabbed for the bag hungrily. "Hey, don't stretch those scars on your wrist back open Kai-lan," Angelica took a shit on Kimi's life.
"Kimi, I don't know if this is a good-"
Before he could finish his pussy ass catchphrase Kimi stuffed some mushrooms in his mouth. Angelica clittled, this would be a fun day.
The doorbell rang at the DeVille house. Stu, who was sipping a forty on the couch while watching Rock of Love Bus, peeked behind the curtain to see a well-dressed fish lady wearing sunglasses and holding a clipboard at the door.
"Betty, hide your meth," Stu called, "someone official-looking is here."
They assembled at the door a convenient twenty seconds later, and opened the door.
"Hello," the fish said amicably. "Is this the DeVille residence?"
"Yes it is," Betty said animatedly, she was on cocaine.
"So you would be Betty and Howie?"
Betty looked down for a second. "Actually, Howie passed a few weeks ago."
The fish lady acted like she didn't know that already and frowned. "I'm sorry to hear that," she said, then turned to Stu. "So this is…"
"I'm Stu, Betty's new husband," Stu said quickly, shaking the fish's hand.
"My name is Lisa Yellowtail, and I'm just here to follow up on a neighborhood complaint," the fish explained.
Betty's heart started racing. "What kind of complaint?"
"We received a report that there was a lot of screaming, and children crying, coming from this house," the fish answered. "Do you mind if I see your children Phil and Lil?"
"Not at all," Stu said calmly, picking up that Betty was freaking out a little bit.
Meanwhile in the attic, the real Phil and Lil were beginning to show signs of malnourishment. Phil, who once had the makings to grow into an elementary school fatass, now had ribs sticking out of his chest; Lil had stopped getting her period, but then she remembered she was a baby and never had got it in the first place.
By that day Phil's diaper had like, 30 shits stuffed into his diaper so he decided that he should maybe take it off. "Look away Lillian, I gotta change my diapey."
"But Phillip, mommy didn't give us any new diapeys to change into," Lil pointed out.
"That's okay, I can just eat the poopy off of this one, and make it clean."
"Okay," Lil turned around, but after a few seconds she felt the strangest urge, the urge to turn around and look. Phil may have been her brother, but now he was the only other human in her life, and she knew that he was a human too, and that they both had needs. These feelings confused her a lot, especially because she thought she was a full-on dyke. But today, she had to fight to stop herself from turning around to look.
"Hey Lillian," Phil's voice jabbed right through her cloud of thought.
Lil blushed, not sure if she should turn around yet. "What?"
"Want some poopy?"
Downstairs Betty and Stu got finished showing Tommy and Dil in their disguises to the fish lady, and after there was nothing of note she told them disappointedly that she was sorry she wasted their time and that perhaps they would receive a call from the city in the next few days.
As soon as the door shut behind her, Officer Nancy cussed under her breath. She wanted so badly to pull out her gun and shoot some shit. Be patient, Nancy, she thought to herself, thinking back to how good it felt to shoot Buster Carmichael skraight in the head. She would get her chance.
Elsewhere, Kira and Didi were doing some gay ass Asian watercoloring art, because Kira always brought over intellectual books or fun little crafts for them to do between scissoring. It was all really just to convince Kira that Didi was a true friend and not just a slut, but Didi found some wholesome enjoyment with them as well, as her only hobbies previously had been drugs.
"You make me feel so cultured, Kira-chan," Didi said happily.
Kira hit the blunt. "You have been so busy being a mother you haven't had the chance to be a woman, Didi-chan."
Downstairs, Angelica and the Finsters were starting to trip the fuck out, they were sitting on the couch next to a sleeping Lou watching Cynthia Work-Out videos which were very visually stimulating. Angelica and Kimi were sinking into the couch next to each other, having a very good time both having done their fair share of hallucinogens, and were inching ever-closer to the point of getting a little handsy, while Chuckie uncomfortably sat on the edge of his seat, clutching his knees.
He was having a terrible trip, Cynthia's eyes were staring through his soul and judging all of his mistakes and insecurities. He felt bloated and disgusted, and kept looking at his pale ass sausage hands. He relived all of the shame he had ever felt about his and Tommy's gay relationship, all of the shame toward being the constant nerd of the group. He started rocking back and forth and started freaking the fuck out. He looked to his left and instead of Grandpa Lou, he saw Reptar sitting on the couch, and Reptar turned at him and roared. Chuckie screamed really melodramatically like he usually does, and ran away.
Suddenly everything was dark and trippy like it usually is on Rugrats when the babies are running away from something scary, let's say it looked like a forest. Chuckie was running away from Reptar, all huffing because he was out of breath, and then he tripped over a root. On the ground he turned to see Reptar towering over him, and screamed again, God I can hear it in my head now that scream was annoying, and then Reptar grabbed him and slammed him onto a tree stump.
Then Reptar started raping him.
Angelica and Kimi didn't even know where they were anymore so they hadn't even realized Chuckie had gone running down the street, but at this point they were making out. Grandpa Lou woke up to this, but pretended to still be asleep because despite his lack of pedophilic urges in past chapters he thought lesbians were pretty hot. He placed a hand on Kimi's ass without no one noticing, and laughed all like "Heh heh heh."