WARNING: Disturbing chapter..


The critters are still there. Trixie paces anxiously.

Porcupiney [feeling a kick]: Oooo.

Beary: You all right, Lady Porcupiney?

Porcupiney: Oh yes, just felt a little kick is all.

Beavery: Well, it's been much too long now. Uh I'm afraid our helpful friend Stanny must be very dead.

Fox: Yep, the mountain lion probably swallowed him whole.

Trixie (sarcastically): Way to comfort me.

Rabbity: I guess that means our Savior is gonna be made into Savior stew.

Trixie: Guess that means I gotta kill you (prepares horn)

Critters: Awwww.

Trixie: Shut up!

Chickadee-y: [flitting straight up into the air] Wait a minute, look! [the animals turn to see Saten approaching them, looking sad]

Trixie: (hugs him excitedly)

The critters gather in front of him.

Mousey: you're alive!

Beary: But, does that mean you killed the mountain lion?

Saten (quitely): Yeah.. She's dead.

Deery: For real and for true?!

Beavery: Are you sure?

Saten: I'm sure. It won't be hurting you anymore.

Squirrely: He did it! Now our Critter Christmas can finally happen! Hail Satan!

Critters: Hail Satan!

Saten: ... You mean me right?

Beavery: You've done us a huge favor, ponies! Without the mountain lion around, the Lady Porcupiney can give birth to the Antichrist!

Critters: Yaaay! [they head over to the manger]

Saten: Wai-wait, the Antichrist? You said she was giving birth to your savior!

Squirrely: Yeah, to the Son of our Lord, Satan, Prince of Darkness.

Saten: But we thought you meant the Son of God!

Deery: Well, think about it: You really think God would have sex with a porcupine?

Trixie: Sex wit- WHAT!?

Chickadee-y: No way! Only Satan, Prince of Darkness and King of all Evil would do that! Yay!

Saten: I knew this was a mistake.

Foxy: This just calls for a celebration! Let's sacrifice Rabbity and eat his flesh!

Saten: Wait what!?

Rabbity: Yay! Sacrifice me to the Devil!

The other critters cheer. As Beary pulls up a Satanic altar on a small wagon with a little help from Squirrely. The other animals bring Rabbity up to the altar. Rabbity is propped up on the altar and Beary tears him apart with a sacrificial blade.

Trixie: OH MY GOD!

The other animals crowd in, tear away pieces of the body, and eat them raw.

Chickadee-y: Drink his blood! Drink his blood!

Saten and Trixie are frozen in shock.

Squirrely: [jumps into a puddle of blood] Blood orgy!

Critters: Yay, blood orgy! Blood orgy, yay!

The critters drench themselves in Rabbity's blood and begin the orgy. Beavery mounts Raccoony, Skunky mounts Porcupiney, Mousey mounts foxy, and Beary mounts Deery. Squirrely hops onto Deery's left ear and mounts that. Chickadee-y and Woodpeckery start flitting around. In the background plays "Lucifers Hymm" during all this, starting from Rabbity's death.

Saten and Trixie stare at them, traumatized.