IdontlikeDuncan: YOU GUYS WE HAVE A MAJOR CRISIS GOING ON RIGHT NOW.

Chocolatediva: You found out that you're annoying?

Ihatedodgeball: Duncan found another girlfriend?

Cashdevil: You found out that no one likes you?

Friendshipbracelet?: You're a lesbian?

Cashdevil: Beth what is with you and the gays lately?

Darknessapproaches: You looked in the mirror?

Partydude: You can't believe it's not butter?

IdontlikeDuncan: Okay first of all you're all really rude. And second of all: no none of that is true!

Sexyandiknowit: What are you trying to say then? I'm getting bored here!

IdontlikeDuncan: BRIDGETTE IS MISSING!

Partydude: WHAT?!

Darknessapproaches: NO NOT BRIDGETTE!

Mamaismyidol: Nooooooo! BRIDGETTE!

Chocolatediva: Oh hell to the no! She can't be missing!

Ihatedodgeball: Maybe she just isn't on her laptop. Did you ever think of that?

Numberonehost: We can't have the death of a contestant! I can't afford her parents suing me!

Sweetcheesecrackers: OH WHERE CAN SHE BE?!

BoomBOOM: I CALL HER SURFBOARD!

Whiterapper: Eh I had dibs on that!

Madskillz: I want a lock of her hair.

Cashdevil: Well I get some of her clothes and her room.

Partydude: NO! SHE IS NOT DEAD AND SHE'S OKAY! WE WILL FIND BRIDGETTE! AND RESTORE THE HONOR!

Ihatedodgeball: What are you even talking about Geoff?

Darknessapproaches: Geoff's right guys! Bridgette's going to be okay. We'll find her!

IdontlikeDuncan: ALRIGHT EVERYONE LISTEN UP! I WANT EVERYONE WHO WAS ON THE SCREAMING GOPHERS ON TEAM DELTA AND TO HEAD DOWN TO THE POOL ASAP. EVERYONE WHO WAS ON THE KILLER BASS IS IN TEAM GOLD AND WILL SEARCH THE DOCKS AND THE TREES. Any questions?

Sweetcheesecrackers: DELTA TEAM RULES!

Chocolatediva: NOW LET'S MOVE PEOPLE GO!

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Eatitfool: Surfer girl is not in the kitchen!

CourtneysOwner: THAT'S SEXIST!

Eatitfool: BITCH I WAS IN THE KITCHEN THIS ENTIRE TIME! THE FIRST PLACE I LOOKED WAS IF SHE WAS HIDING OUT SOMEWHERE IN THE KITCHEN BECAUSE THAT WAS WHERE I WAS!

CourtneysOwner: WELL EXCUSE ME FOR SUPPORTING WOMANS RIGHTS.

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Darknessapproaches: EVA GET ON NOW.

DestroyBridgette: What?

Darknessapproaches: WHAT DID YOU DO TO BRIDGETTE.

DestroyBridgette: Nothing.

Darknessapproaches: DON'T YOU LIE TO ME.

DestroyBridgette: When I looked in her room to give her a five second head start she was gone! I tried to come on here and report it but Owen farted on my laptop and I had to bleach it!

Darknessapproaches: IF I FOUND OUT YOU HURT BRIDGETTE...I WILL TAKE YOUR WEIGHT LIFTS AND GIVE THEM TO DUNCAN AND GEOFF.

DestroyBridgette: You wouldn't dare.

Darknessapproaches: LIKE HELL I WOULD. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DID TO TRENT'S GUITAR WHEN THEY FELT LIKE HE WAS BEING A NOOB AND DESERVED PUNISHMENT? TELL HER TRENT.

Teardropsonmyguitar: ….they painted it pink and put flower petals, glitter, cotton balls, and a lock of Harold's hair on it. With super glue. That's why I haven't been playing it recently.

DestroyBridgette: I didn't do anything to Bridgette, I swear! Don't you dare touch my weight lifts!

Darknessapproaches: IF BRIDGETTE'S OKAY I WON'T HAVE TO!

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IhateSadie: She's not underneath my bed!

BetterthanKatie: Not in the peanut butter jar either!
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Mamaismyidol: She's not in my secret closet that's a Simon Cowell appreciation zone!

Cashdevil: Wtf

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Ihatedodgeball: She's not in the pool, in the tiki bar, or on the beaches surfing either. I've checked around the island.

Chickensareevil: Damn Noah! That's some dedication!

Ihatedodgeball: THIS IS FOR BRIDGETTE!

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Sexyandiknowit: I can't see her in my fabulous reflection!

Ihatedodgeball: You've got to be kidding me.

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Chocolatediva: Bridgette isn't in any of the bathrooms!

Partydude: SHE'S NOWHERE! WHERE'S MY BRIDGETTE? WHERE?!

Cashdevil: GEOFF, YOU'VE GOT TO CALM DOWN. I SWEAR ON ALL MY MAKEUP AND CLOTHES, ON MY RYAN GOSLING POSTER AND ON MY CAT, THAT WE WILL FIND BRIDGETTE. WE HAVE TO FIND BRIDGETTE, OKAY? YOU CAN'T LOOSE YOUR HEAD, EVEN IF YOU LOVE HER. YOU HAVE TO BE CALM FOR HER!

Darknessapproaches: ...woah.

IdontlikeDuncan: I never thought I'd say this, but wow Heather, that was really nice.

Cashdevil: Why are you all just sitting around typing?! WE NEED TO FIND BRIDGETTE! NOW!

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Sweetcheesecrackers: Bridgette's not in any of the food in Chef's kitchen! I've double checked them all!

DestroyBridgette: By double checked you mean ate all the food.

Ihatedodgeball: At this point, I'm not even surprised.

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CourtneysOwner: I'VE BEEN CALLING FOR HER, TEXTING HER, AND I CHECKED ALL OVER THE HOTEL! SHE'S NOT ANSWERING!

Partydude: WE HAVE TO FIND HER!

Mamaismyidol:WE'RE GOING TO BRING HER HOME, BUDDY. WE WILL!

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Numberonehost: Smart blonde chick isn't in my trailer either!

Chickensareevil: I took a tiny nap, and I didn't find her in my dreams.

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Darknessapproaches: We've been looking all day, guys. Let's call it a night.

Partydude: NO! WE HAVE TO KEEP LOOKING!

Cashdevil: Where could she even be? We've been looking everywhere!

CourtneysOwner: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. BRIDGETTE'S PRETTY MUCH THE ONLY PERSON ALMOST EVERYONE LIKES!

WheresTyler: I can't believe Brindle's gone. I liked her hair!

Friendshipbracelet?: Tomorrow's another day, guys. We'll find her!

IdontlikeDuncan: I hope we do.

Mamaismyidol: Bright and early tomorrow, everyone! We'll restart!

Ihatedodgeball: We're gonna find her, Geoff.

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Dolphinsareourfriends: ...why am I on the roof?