CUBS WIN! CUBS! WIN! CUBS WIN! This is a short chapter, for reasons.


WRIGLEY FIELD

"COME ON CUBS!" Jeremiah was yelling as they were in the tenth inning tied with 6 to 6.

"Are you okay?" Weiss asked.

"NO! WE ARE THIS CLOSE TO WINNING, AND THOSE DAMN INDIANS HAVE A CHANCE TO BOUNCE BACK! WE HAVE WAITED OVER A HUNDRED YEARS FOR THIS, WE CAN'T LOSE!" Jeremiah was very passionate about this.

Weiss could not understand his love for baseball. Neither could she understand that Jaune was as big of a nut about this. He was even wearing a shirt with 'I ain't afraid of no goat.' on it. Ren was louder than he had ever been in his life.

"COME ON CUBBIES! YOU CAN DO THIS!" Nora yelled as she had read up on the cubs.

Having not been to a series since 1945? And not having won one since 1908? She could understand why Jeremiah needed them to win this.

"YES! YES! YES!" Jeremiah suddenly cried in happiness as they scored a run.

"FUCK YEAH! GO CUBS!" He yelled as she ripped his shirt off and swung it around his head.

"PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON!" Weiss yelled as she had never seen something so pasty white.

"HELL NO! CUBS SCORE!" He yelled as his dad and him were now chugging beer.

"YEAH WEISS! LET US HAVE THIS!" Jaune said as he had grown to like the cubs over this game.

"Uhm, yeah! Go cubs!" Pyrrha decided to just go along with it.

"COME ON! WE DON'T NEED MUCH! STRIKE THOSE INDIANS OUT!" Jeremiah yelled as Blake looked at him.

"You know, if this was 200 years ago, that would mean something different..." Blake said as she looked at him.

"Relax! They know we're talking about the baseball team!" He said as they all started to cheer.

"HELL YEAH! ANOTHER POINT! GO CUBS! GO CUBS! GO CUBS!" He screamed out in pure ecstacy.

No one could fuck this up!


"Owwww..." Winter had beaten up a security guard.

Apparently the signal on Weiss's scroll had led her to this 'Wrigley field.' From what she could understand, it was a sports stadium. And based on the amount of people she saw outside, she could tell that these 'Cubs' fans were excited to be here. Whatever was going on, it must have been historical.

"HEY! WHERE'S YOUR COLORS?!" A fan with a beer yelled.

"Excuse me?" She asked as she was tempted to skewer him.

"YO! BILL! THIS LADY DON'T HAVE CUBS GEAR! HOOK HER UP!" A man said as Winter was suddenly thrown into a crowd.

"HEY! UNHA-"She couldn't even get a word out.

"HEY! I DID NOT CONSENT TO THIS!" She was losing her cool with these drunken fools!

"WHAT ARE YOU?! A DAMN INDIANS FAN?! SHUT UP AND ACCEPT BEING A CUB!" She felt herself being forced into clothing.

"There we go!" The man with the beer said as Winter was revealed.

Her once elegant hair had been let down and was covered by a baseball cap, while her military jacket had been replaced by an Rizzo jersey. And for some reason she had a foam finger that had a picture of a goat being decapitated.

These people were weird.

"See isn't that better?" The random drunk said.

"I told you...not to touch me..." She said as she cracked her knuckles.

"Hey? What are you doing?" He asked her a little worried.


"GGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" A loud scream tore through Wrigley Field.

"What was that?" Weiss asked as she felt concerned.

"JUST A FAN GOING NUTS! BECAUSE CUBS WIN! CUBS WIN!" Jeremiah and his father were going berserk.

If it wasn't for the fact Jeremiah was in public, he would have stripped down to his boxers and danced in happiness! It was over! It was finally over! The billy goat curse had been lifted! The cubs were world champions! IT HAPPENED IN HIS LIFETIME!

"I AM SO HAPPY!" He yelled as he had never been this happy before in his life.

Not when he had been accepted into college, not when he had his first kiss. Not even when he first turned 21 and was able to drink all the shit he had been drinking since 12. THIS! THIS RIGHT HERE! WAS PURE ECSTASY!

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?!

"HEY LOOK! KISS CAM!" Yang said as she saw Jaune and Pyrrha on it.

"DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!" Everyone chanted as Jaune looked at Pyrrha with a smile on his face.

"Well how ab-" He was cut off as Pyrrha swung him around and landed a big old smooch on him.

"WWOOOOOOO HOOOOOO!" Wrigley field was going nuts! First the cubs win! And then they see a couple ready to tear each others clothes off because of the sheer orgasmic quality of the game. Jaune and Pyrrha could barely keep their hands off of each other. It was fantastic!

The camera switched to multiple couples as everyone cheered. Weiss however was brooding. Seriously? It was just a game! It wasn't that big of a deal!

"DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!" Weiss heard as Jeremiah suddenly sounded nervous.

"NO! NO! NO! NO!" He yelled as he was shaking his head.

"What is going on?" Weiss said as she looked at the kiss cam.


Winter had beaten the ever living piss out of that drunken asshole. How dare he force her to wear this comical garb?! Who chose a cub to represent them? Granted it was a cute animal, but she thought sports teams were supposed to be ferocious! Not cute!

She had to keep the cubs hat to blend in, but she had swapped back to her original garb, hiding her sword wasn't easy as not everyone seemed to open carry as they did in her world. So she had to be extra sneaky just to hide in on her person.

"DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!" She heard chanting as she was coming out of the tunnel.

"What are those buffoons cheering for now?" She said as she noticed they were all watching the giant jumbotron.

And she saw a very familiar face on it.

"WEISS!" She said as she was happy to see her sister.

She seemed unharmed, if a little pissed off at where she was.

But then her blood boiled when she saw a bearded man was right next to her, he seemed to be a little younger than Winter, but one thing was for sure. He was drunk an Winter felt like he was up to no good.

And she was right, because than she read the caption on the Jumbotron.

"KISS CAM?" She asked as she suddenly froze.

"OH NO YOU WILL NOT!" She yelled as she started running.

Here eyes never left the jumbotron. She had to save her sister! She would not let her little sister's innocence we spoiled by some hooligan!

And then...it happened.

A blond hair girl who looked like one of Weiss's teammate from a photo she sent Winter accidentally bumped into Weiss, causing her sister to bump into the bearded man...

And land a smooch right on his face.

Suddenly Winter saw red...she froze in her place. She had seen hellfire and brimstone.

She would find this man...and she would...make...him...PAY!


"BLEH! TASTES LIKE ALCOHOL AND BAD DECISIONS!" Weiss said as Jeremiah felt a horrible chill go up his spine.

"Something is wrong...Something is very...very wrong." He had felt a disturbance in the force.

And he cradled his one remaining nut...because something told him he was going to lose it.