Tobi's POV Don't say I didn't warn you~! PS. This is my first lemon ((If your on DA, the areas are censored, and can only be found on . The link is in the description if you want to read it.))
Chapter #12: Swapping positions
Third person POV
"The little sh**s, this is the second day in a row they arrive late!" grumbled the obviously pissed off miser. "WHY, do we have to wait for them again?" he asked harshly turning his gaze towards a certain red head leader.
"Because Konan says so." he stated simply. Earning him another harsh look from the older man.
"Again, WHY?!" he fumed, his eyes shooting daggers across the table.
"Because, if we don't, you will suffer the wrath of female hormones. Damn she's pissy when she PMSs. Trust me, you do NOT want to get on her bad side."
Answered a voice all too familiar -by Konan standards at least- to the tan 85 year old.
"And you know this how?" he asked, calming down when he realized it was his lover talking. He moved over to place his hand on the inside of his boyfriends thigh.
"Let's just say that make-out session in the TV room didn't go unpunished." he trailed off.
Kakuzu gulped, and continued to rub his hand down the inside on his seme's thigh, tracing intricate patterns and making the smaller man shivering beneath his touch when the two latecomers stumbled into the room, laughing.
"Why are you two late?" Kakuzu asked, his earlier anger rising again.
"Because, Deidara almost drowned." Kisame replied with a smile that didn't match what he said.
"And WHY are you so f***ing happy about that?" asked an intrigued Hidan, resting his head on Tobi's shoulder.
"Because we're in love, yeah!" shouted a very excited Deidara, pushing Kisame down into his chair before sitting on his lap and snuggling into him.
"That's it, I'm leaving before I catch whatever you guys got!" accused Konan, making her way towards the door before spinning on her heels and adding "because there is no way in HELL I am getting together with the Uchiha." and with that, she left, leaving the room in awkward silence.
"... So, I guess the rumors are true then." came the cool, collected voice of the Ex-Suna nin.
"What rumors yeah?" asked Deidara, honestly confused.
"That rock nins sink like well, rocks" he answered, the smirk apparent in his voice.
"Ha ha, and you thought I was f***ing dumb?" came the boisterous voice of the silver haired masochist, feeling superior.
"At least he passed kindergarten." smirked Kisame in between mouthfuls of his monstrous portion of the pasta they were having for super, causing the Jashinist to reach for his scythe.
Luckily, Tobi stopped him and dragged him off to their room, allowing the others to eat in peace.
Tobi's POV
"What the hell Tobi?! Let me go, I am going to f***ing kill the blue bastard!" screamed the obviously displeased masochist.
"Shut UP!" Tobi shouted as we reached our door, throwing the surprised man on his bed, before Tobi quickly jumped on him and straddled him.
"What the f***- Oh... I see, Tobi wants to ride me huh?" he assuming a lustful smirk on his face.
"No, Tobi is going to give Hidan something better." Tobi said, a look of pure confusion crossing his immortal face. "W-what?" he asked nervously, jumping when chakra Tobi took out some chakra bindings.
Time for a taste of your own medicine. Tobi thought, as he tied the thin chains around the jashinists arms, so as to keep him immobilized, and unable to used substitution to escape.
"W-what's going on... Tobi..?" came the uncharacteristically quiet voice beneath him.
"This time, YOU try going at it three times in a row." Tobi huffed, as he removed both of their clothes and his mask, tossing the load on the floor.
Hidan looked taken back but, after a a few moments smiled.
"all right, but no preparation, this is my first time, and I want it to hurt like hell." he said with a devilish grin.
"... all right, Tobi will do his best to make it hurt!" Tobi said, with a sweet and kind expression.
Third person POV
Tobi placed the tip of his leaking erection partners entrance, positioning himself for the utmost amount of pain, which is pretty much the same thing as pleasure for the albino beneath him.
Tobi took a deep breath and swiftly sheathed himself fully inside the tight heat of Hidan's ass.
"Gaah!" Hidan squirmed and arched his back, a look of pure pleasure on his pale skin.
Tobi was overwhelmed, he had never felt this before. The throbbing heat and the clenching and unclenching of Hidan's anus was almost too much to bear.
"-ove..."
"Pardon Tobi?!" Tobi asked, coming back down to earth.
"I said to f***ing move! It friggin' hurts!" screeched the irate first time uke.
"Oh! Tobi is sorry!" he said, pulling back out until only the tip was inside, and slamming back in, forcing a moan out of both the participants.
Tobi enjoyed the sound and reaction of Hidan's body, so he picked up the pace.
"HARDER!" screamed the jashinist, pulling at his restraints, as Tobi rocked his body into him at a speed only a ninja could attend.
Tobi leaned over and removed the restraints, kissing his was up his lovers body. Hidan wove his arms around Tobi's neck and he whispered hoarsely in his ear. "I'm going to cum..."
With one last thrust, Hidan shot his semen across their stomachs, and slightly on their faces. His muscles spasmed around Tobi's length, causing him to release inside of his albino lovers tight hole. They held each other close, the cum from their releases dripping down their sweaty bodies.
Tobi slowly started removed himself from Hidan's rear, when his ass was grabbed from behind, shoving his shaft back into body beneath him.
"W-what are you doing Hi-tan?!" asked a Tobi a little worried.
"... again."
"Pardon, Tobi?" he asked, beyond worried now.
"I said, let's f***ing do it again! That was the best damn f*** we've ever had. No, I'VE ever had!" he said, grinning, hugging a very scared Tobi closer.
"The pain and the pleasure are just..." he shivered at the thought. "amazing... Please, Tobi, I don't care if I can't walk, just please, f*** me harder, again..." his words getting quieter and more needy my the second.
Tobi, being the person he was, gave in, to his seme gone uke's pleas, and they had sex until they could no longer take the exhaustion, and they fell asleep in each others arms, Tobi snuggling up to his lover and best friends chest.
{°}°{°}°{ ... The next morning ... }°{°}°{°}
"ugh..." groaned a groggy Deidara, as he sat at his usual spot, playing with his cereal.
"My god, they were LOUD, yeah." he mumbled, flicking his spoon, almost throwing the soggy flakes at Kakuzu, who dodged, sacrificing his newspaper in the process.
Kakuzu silently stared at the section he was reading, now soggy with milk and nasty looking cheerios. He sighed, putting it down on the table, and leaning back against his boyfriend, who quickly understood and started to massage his shoulders.
" At least we know who's on top." snickered Kisame the only person who got any sleep last night. "Tobi, f***, go faster!" he mimicked, forcing a small chuckle from the group of exhausted serial killers.
"I'm curious as to what Konan will do to them." chuckled Zetsu, now massaging Kakuzu's temples and neck.
"Technically, they weren't in a public area." stated Itachi, before returning to his book.
"..."
Itachi was a genius and prodigy at most things, but when it comes down to things like this, nobody felt like explaining it to the emotionless Uchiha.
"Hey guys. What the f*** is up." came the obnoxious voice that had echoed down ever hall last night.
"Huh?" Hidan took a step back, hiding Tobi behind him so as not to let him see the terrifying sight in front of him.
Three pairs of eyes shot deadly glances at him, promises of death in their sapphire, grey ringed and emerald surfaces, whilst the four others looked away.
Kisame bent down and whispered something in Deidara ear, who's face light up in pure terror. The others seemed to notice it too, because they all had the same expression -well, all except for Itachi but really, what did you expect?
"What the hell are you all so f***in afraid of?" he asked arrogantly, deciding to put up a brave face, even though he was extremely frightened.
"Me." came the smooth, furious, and obviously feminine voice of the person standing behind him, sending shivers different from the night before down his spine to the tip of his toes.
"Oh shit..." he whispered, praying to Jashin he would live through the torture he would probably be put through.
A/N: First lemon! OMG, I hope it Doesn't suck! ,so yeah. I have fan art, did you know that?! It makes me feel so happy! Thank you everyone, especially those who read and review my stories, both on FF and on DA.