(A/N: So guess what? I've been awake since my last update, still downloading all of my stuff. I knew it would take a while, but this is absurd. )
"Last time on Camp TV:
Two words: Karaoke night! In our duet singing challenge, the campers sung for immunity. Trent and Justin managed to come out on top, and won a trip to the season premiere of Canadian Icon. LeShawna and Lindsay were in the bottom two, and Katie managed to make up a convincing enough story about LeShawna to get the guys to vote her off. However, Trent wasn't convinced, and he decided to keep an eye on her. What will Trent learn about Katie? Can he stop her in time before she eliminates anyone else? Find out today on:
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(Intro)
"Some times I feel I've got to, run away, I've got to, get away," Katie sang.
She was walking to the Mess Hall for breakfast, in a good mood. Everything was going according to plan- aside from the little delay in eliminating Bridgette, things couldn't be better. Especially since no one had any suspicions about her.
No one that she knew of, that is.
"Hello there, Children," Chef greeted.
"Hey Chef," the campers responded.
"So Justin, how was the show last night?" Bridgette asked.
"Terrible," Justin groaned, "nearly everyone who performed should have their mouths glued shut."
"It was pretty bad," Trent agreed, "they should have all been eliminated on the spot."
"They didn't sing as bad as Geoff though," Justin said.
"HEY!" Geoff shouted, "My singing is fine!"
"Maybe if you're trying to sound like a strangled duck," Justin smirked.
Bridgette and Trent both started laughing, while Geoff just shook his head and sat at a table with Cody and Lindsay.
Right as Trent, Justin, and Bridgette were sitting down, Chris kicked open the doors to the mess hall, and strode in carrying a tranquilizer rifle.
"Lock and load, campers!" the host called. For show, he cocked his gun and aimed it at Geoff.
"Uh," Geoff muttered, "could you, like, point it AWAY from me?"
"Quit being a baby," Chris smirked, "it's not actually loaded, see?"
Chris fired the gun, and a tranq dart hit Geoff straight in the shoulder. The teen's eyes rolled into the back of his skull, and he fell to the ground.
"Um, oops," Chris said, "guess it was loaded. Okay, you guys go back to eating. I'll take Geoff to the infirmary, and then I'll be right back."
The campers all looked at each other, then went back to eating.
An hour later, Chris returned.
"Okay guys," the host said, "today, we'll be going on a little hunting trip. I'll assign each of you an animal, which you have to catch and bring back here. I have a huge cage set up just outside the mess hall door, which you can use to hold your captured animal."
Chris then held up the tranqulizer gun.
"Now," he said, "I'm thinking of a number between one and thirty. Whoever guesses the closest number gets to use this during the challenge."
"12," Katie said.
"20," was Trent's guess.
"26," Lindsay smiled.
"1," Justin shrugged.
"6," Bridgette said.
"17," Cody called.
"Okay, Lindsay was the closest," Chris said.
"EEE!" Lindsay cheered.
"BUT," Chris interrupted, "I don't feel comfortable giving her a gun, so it goes to the second closest- Trent. The actual number was 15."
"Sweet," Trent smiled, taking the gun.
"Okay," Chris continued, pulling out a hat, "each of you take a piece of paper out of the hat. The animal on the piece of paper will be the one you have to track down."
Trent got assigned a squirrel.
"Piece of cake," he smiled, "I don't think I even need the gun."
Bridgette got assigned a shark.
"Uh," she groaned, smiling nervously, "I guess I could handle it."
Lindsay got a bob cat.
"Bob cat?" she asked, "I wonder who that is?"
Cody, of course, drew a bear.
CONFESSIONAL: Cody
"WHY?"
(End)
Katie pulled out a card that said, "Wild Stallion".
"Just for clarification," Chris said, "I'M not the wild stallion that card is referring to."
"Could have fooled me," Katie said.
Lastly, Justin got a Meerkat.
"That doesn't even make sense," Justin said, "don't Meerkat's live in places like Africa and Australia?"
"Yes," Chris smirked, "but this is a rare breed of Meerkat we had imported from Italy."
"How could you import a desert animal from Italy?" Justin demanded.
"How do I get my hair this perfect?" Chris retorted, "Some questions are better left unanswered. Anyway, you should know that this is actually the rare 'Albino Mongolian Man-Eating Meerkat'."
CONFESSIONAL: Justin
"Let me get this straight. This breed of animal, which commonly lives in Southern Africa, is actually Mongolian. What's more, it was imported from Italy. It's also a man eater, even though Meerkat's are mainly insectivores. Logically speaking, this animal shouldn't exist."
(End)
"Alright hunters," Chris smiled, "head out. Be careful. Use whatever you can to help yourself catch your animals. And remember, most importantly, no matter what happens, we at CTV productions are by no means legally responsible. Now, go forth and bring me back some animals!"
Outside of the mess hall, Trent and Justin huddled together.
"Okay," Trent said, "I have a tranquilizer gun, but you'll need something."
"Dude," Justin said, "there's no such thing as an Albino Mongolian man-eating whatever. Chris is just trying to screw with me."
"Okay," Trent said, "but it doesn't hurt to make sure. Knowing Chris, he probably just spray painted some large rodent white and called it a Meerkat."
"Good point," Justin yawned, "besides, I do want immunity."
"Bob?" Lindsay called, "Hello? BOB! Where are you hiding? Come out! I need to catch you for my challenge!"
"who are you calling for?" Katie asked.
"Bob Cat," Lindsay replied, "I guess maybe it's one of the intern's names. BOB!"
Katie face-palmed, then walked away.
Cody, however, was just sitting next to the crate.
"Hey Cody," Bridgette greeted, "what's the matter?"
"I got assigned a bear," Cody grumbled, "I'm not going after it. Screw immunity."
"Why aren't you going after it?" Bridgette asked.
"Because I'll get mauled!" Cody snapped.
"Oh come on," Bridgette laughed, "when has a bear ever mauled you here? Except all those other times."
Cody glared at Bridgette, but said nothing.
"Okay," Bridgette shrugged, "but it IS immunity."
"Whatever," Cody grumbled, "I'm staying here."
Meanwhile, Trent and Justin were walking through the woods.
"Weird," Trent commented, "I haven't seen a single squirrel."
"No sign of my animal that may or may not exist," Justin yawned, "whatever bro, I'm gonna go back to the cabins and take a beauty nap."
But when Justin turned to leave, he fell through a hole in the ground.
"AHG!" Justin cried, "What the hell was that?"
"You alright?" Trent called.
"What does it look like?" Justin snapped.
The pretty boy got to his feet, and looked around the hole he was in.
"Dude," he gasped.
All around him, there were tunnels dug into the dirt. Tunnels the size of, say, a slightly overgrown Meerkat.
"Justin?" Trent called.
"I'm fine," Justin called back, "you go on, there's something down here I want to check out first."
With that, Justin found the largest tunnel (which looked like it had been dug specifically so a human could fit through) and climbed into it.
"Whatever," Trent shrugged, and walked on.
Katie had already spotted the stallion she was looking for.
"Perfect," she grinned, creeping towards it.
When she was directly behind the stallion, she realized she didn't actually have anything to catch it with.
"Crap," she groaned.
The stallion heard Katie, and it kicked its back legs out, sending her flying into a tree. Katie's head slammed against the tree, knocking her unconscious.
CONFESSIONAL: Chris
"Yowch. THAT'S what I call karma."
(End)
Before too long, interns had arrived and taken Katie to the infirmary.
Bridgette, on the other hand, had a large fishing net, and was about to dive into the water.
"Wait a second," she thought, "if I capture the shark and put it in the cage, it'll die!"
"So what?" Chris asked, appearing beside her.
"So I would have killed a shark!" Bridgette exclaimed, "I can't do this!"
"Okay," Chris nodded, "then be a good loser and go wait in the cabins."
Justin had only crawled a few feet into the tunnel when he saw what indeed looked like an albino Meerkat.
"Huh," Justin said, "I guess Chris WAS telling the truth. Which means…."
The Meerkat bared its fangs, and began to crawl towards Justin.
"It really is a man-eater!" Justin shouted, "GAH!"
Justin turned around, and crawled out of the hole as fast as he could.
"Seriously," Trent said, "I've been walking around for two hours, and there hasn't been a SINGLE squirrel!"
Trent blinked, and noticed that there actually WAS a squirrel in a tree just in front of him.
"Huh," Trent mused, "finally."
He then heard rustling behind him. Trent turned and saw three squirrels in the trees behind him.
"Weird…" Trent muttered.
When he turned around to the first squirrel, Trent saw that there were an additional ten with it. Soon, Trent realized he was being surrounded.
"Uh," he groaned, "nice squirrels?"
"Ugh," Cody groaned, "I'm starving. I guess I'll go inside and get something to eat."
But when Cody went inside the mess hall, however, he realized he was not alone.
"Oh no," he gasped, "how-"
Before he could run, the bear that had been waiting for him grabbed Cody by the neck, and pulled him away from the door.
The bear lifted Cody of his feet, and began punching him in the face. Cody was then flung onto the ground. The bear then proceeded to kick Cody in the stomach. After a few minutes of that, Cody was again lifted into the air, and the bear slammed Cody's back into his knee.
The next thing Cody knew, he was on his feet again.
"Ugh," he managed to groan, before the bear punched him in the face once more, knocking him out.
The bear dusted off his shoulders, then walked out of the mess hall.
"Well," Chris smiled, "looks like we have our first successful hunter heading this way."
Sure enough, Just was running towards the cage, with the Meerkat on his back, biting him. Justin stopped just outside of the cage, ripped off the Meerkat, threw it in, and slammed the door.
"I told you it was real," Chris smirked.
"Get bent," Justin snapped.
"Whatever," Chris said, "either way, Justin wins immunity!"
"Sweet," Justin grinned, "but seriously, you haven't seen anyone else?"
"Well," Chris shrugged, "Katie, Cody, and Geoff are all in the infirmary. Bridgette is in the girl's cabin, Lindsay is in the woods looking for someone named 'Bob Cat', and Trent was captured by a group of squirrels not too long ago."
Justin blinked.
"Shouldn't you go save him, or something?" Justin asked.
"Why don't you?" Chris snapped.
"I just got attacked by an albino man eating Meerkat!" Justin exclaimed.
"So for the record, you admit it exists?" Chris asked.
Justin rolled his eyes, then walked back to the cabins.
Since four out of seven people were in the infirmary, (a few interns had rescued a cut up and beaten down Trent), Chris had decided to hold the elimination ceremony there instead.
"Okay guys," he said, "Justin get's the first marshmallow. Also getting marshmallows are Lindsay, Bridgette, Katie, and Trent."
The left Geoff and Cody.
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"…Geoff!"
"Thank you!" Cody exclaimed, "I'm so glad to finally get out of here and away from the bears!"
"That's why we voted for you," Trent shrugged, "kind of like a mercy killing."
"Thanks guys," Cody smiled, "maybe I'll see you all later."
CONFESSIONAL: Katie
"Bridgette would have gone home tonight, but I was too busy being unconscious to do anything about it."
(End)
"Well, that wraps up tonight's episode!" Chris announced, "We're down to six competitors left! Tune in next time to see who makes the final five on:
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(A/N: Fun Fact: The number Cody picked at the beginning of the chapter, 17, had something to do with both of his eliminations in the real series. He came in seventeenth place in TDI, and was seventeenth eliminated in TDWT. I remembered that from the Total Drama Wiki, so I figured I would throw it in there. Well, I'll try to update tomorrow or Tuesday, but for now, I'm actually going to get some sleep for once.)