Okay people! Here's what's what: I only got…hmm, one review? Maybe. One review last chapter. And that was from my best friend, so it doesn't count because if she doesn't review I blow her up. What? Oh yeah, so that makes me think something's wrong, but I don't know what, cause you didn't review to tell me! Flames are fine! Usually, I get..hmm…more? Yeah, more reviews than that. But I am strong! …Awkward. Here's the dang chapter!
"Let me drive!"
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At this point Percy butts in. "Let me drive, you two fake fight in the back." Celia and Kristi go to the back of the van and start throwing fake punches and kicks.
"Sometimes, I just…wonder."
"Me two," he replies. Then there is only silence, so I turn on the radio. A while later, we pull up at the building. Everyone gets out of the van, we exchange glances, then get ready to storm the building. First we send in the Jersey people and Co. I personally think this is a horrible idea, as I saw them eating from packets of sugar. Like, twelve each. But I've seen what they can do, so I push down my doubts and watch them break the glass doors.
"Everybody down!" I hear shouts and gun shots, then a huge BOOM as someone (probably Tank, Kristi, Celia, or Tony) detonates a bomb. The rest of us head in. They have faces black from the explosion, but they're sighing in pleasure.
"Let's go," Percy orders. We follow him to the top floor, taking two different elevators. Once there, we are in a small room with a desk and a woman standing, trying to block the door.
"You'll step away if you know what's good for you," Kristi says, stepping forward. The woman sneers.
"Make me. Kristi smiles.
"With pleasure." With that, she runs forward and punches the woman in the face. The woman retaliates with a kick to Kristi's stomach—or tries to. Kristi jumps out of the way and grabs the leg and twists. The woman cries out, but Kristi shoves her into the desk. "All clear," She tells us cheerfully. She has not a hair out of place.
Percy and I take point, then the rest of our group behind us. We are in a large office, with a desk facing away from us. At it, sits a large man. He swivels around to face us.
"I saw you coming," He says, his deep, scratchy voice echoing in my head. "When you two first met, I saw. When you joined your groups, I saw. When you first learned of me, I saw. I saw everything. I see everything."
"Oh, yeah?" Percy says. He snaps behind his back, and the Jersey people start looking around, searching for bombs. "Then you'll know about our parents." Mathu's face crinkles, for just a second. "You know, greek myths are real, gods have offspring, blah, blah, blah? No? Well, let me demonstrate some powers. He snaps again, and Jason flips a coin. Suddenly, he is holding a golden sword. He points it toward the ceiling, and there is a blast of lightning that makes my legs wobble. Mathu looks genuinely afraid now.
"You…" He regains his composture. "Then those are humans? Those searching for the bombs?"
"Sure, but don't mess with them—" Percy is cut off by Mathu slamming a button. Out of the walls come men dressed in black.
"Ooh! Ninjas! Bet I can beat more than you, Kristi!" Celia challenges.
"You're on!" They advance on the 'ninjas' and basically kick their butts. Kristi and Celia work as one, taking on four at a time. Flipping, kicking, punching…My earlier doubts vanish. The rest do similar job, rendering all 'ninjas' unconscious in about five minutes. Mathu's jaw drops.
"You..cannot beat me!"
"On any other day," I speak up. "We deliberately planned it so you are at your weakest point. You haven't taken your drugs for a week, right? Your supplies are diminishing."
"Impossible!"
"It's your own fricking fault. If you hadn't told us to unite, we would probably never have defeated you." The Jersians have headed back into the elevator to continue looking for the bombs.
"I…I won't be defeated like this! I refuse!" He roars, and charges. Percy dodges to the left, me to the right. We lead him away from the others who man the many computers, shutting down the building and finding the bombs. Mathu swipes at me, and I duck and kick him where it really hurts. He grimaces, but continues. Percy jumps on his back.
"Don't hurt my fiancé!" He growls, and my jaw drops.
"Fiance?"
"Oh,yeah." Struggling to stay on the raging Mathu, he reaches into his pocket and throws something to me.
"Will you marry me?" I hear Piper squeal.
"Yes!" I shout. I put on the ring and punch Mathu in the face, and Percy gets him in a headlock. I distract him from throwing Percy off, and eventually he passes out cold. I throw my arms around Percy and kiss him on the lips.
"Mm. You taste like strawberries!" He tells me.
"Not to interrupt the coupley moment but we found the bombs!" Travis shouts. "And they're rigged to blow!" I touch my earpiece.
"Did you guys hear that?"
"Yeah, we found them and we've disabled three of the six."
"Do you need any assistance?"
"Negative. Take Mathu and load the vans. We'll be out in five."
"Alright."
"Oh, and congrats on you and Percy!" I snort and start lugging Mathu into the elevator. Percy joins me and we shove him in, showing no mercy.
Noooo idea where to stop. But that's where I am stopping, so yeah. Please review, tell me what you think. Fun fact: The bad guy is named after my math teacher.